Hello: I'm Ars

[ArsAmatori]

Just popping in to say hello to everybody. I am a writing hobbiest. I live in the midwest United States, have ten toes and my hair is not quite blond and not quite brown.

I'm sure that memorable description will sear its way into your brain. I'll add to the magic as I get my feet wet here.

 

[_Lynn_]

Welcome to the AH.

 

[ArsAmatori]

Welcome to the AH.

Thanks! I can't live life on the playground 24/7.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Just popping in to say hello to everybody. I am a writing hobbiest. I live in the midwest United States, have ten toes and my hair is not quite blond and not quite brown.

I'm sure that memorable description will sear its way into your brain. I'll add to the magic as I get my feet wet here.

Hi, Ars, and welcome to Literotica and to the AH in particular. This is a fun place to hang out and ask about writing and argue politics and complain about the government and look at pictures of grandchildren and all the other things we writers do to avoid actually writing.

 

[ArsAmatori]

Hi, Ars, and welcome to Literotica and to the AH in particular. This is a fun place to hang out and ask about writing and argue politics and complain about the government and look at pictures of grandchildren and all the other things we writers do to avoid actually writing.

Sounds a bit like college.

 

[mynameisben]

Hey, Ars! Welcome to the college.

 

[ArsAmatori]

Hey, Ars! Welcome to the college.

I could go lay out on the green...and pretend to write
Or huddle up under a dim library lantern... and pretend to write
Or bring my pretentious Mac to Starbucks... and you get the idea

 

[mynameisben]

I could go lay out on the green...and pretend to write
Or huddle up under a dim library lantern... and pretend to write
Or bring my pretentious Mac to Starbucks... and you get the idea

Yeah, I do that too. Although, sometimes I think the ascot and the calabash pipe is a bit much for pretending at Starbucks.

 

[SamScribble]

and all the other things we writers do to avoid actually writing.

You mean I've been tumbled!?

And hello, Ars.

 

[ArsAmatori]

Yeah, I do that too. Although, sometimes I think the ascot and the calabash pipe is a bit much for pretending at Starbucks.

Perhaps so... check out my "Public Bath" thread in my sig line for a nice dose of classic pomposity.

 

[TE999]

Hi and welcome Ars. Stop by the Student Union, have a latte and listen to the pseudo-intellectuals wax profound on things they just learned in class today and think no one else knows about.


Oh yeah...there's a panty raid on the I Phelta Thi Sorority House at 7PM.

 

[Black13]

Dude, I'm totally that guy that goes to starbucks with a mac... I have a gold card... I swear to god, I'm not pretentious! I just need copious amounts of caffeine to write anything worth a shit and starbucks is like crack on speed.

 

[Ellafun]

Wait, how come when I introduced myself there was talk about naked pics? Why hasn't anyone asked Ars for that?

(goes grumbling back in to the dark corner where she is currently not writing....)

p.s. Hi, Ars! Welcome!

 

[ArsAmatori]

Thanks for all the warm welcomes

Yeah, I'm totally crashing a few sorority functions.

 

[Firebrain]

Hello Ars. Please take off your pants.

Happy, Ella?

 

[Ellafun]

Hello Ars. Please take off your pants.

Happy, Ella?

lol! Yes, thank you! I feel much better now!

 

[ArsAmatori]

Hello Ars. Please take off your pants.

That is my idea of hospitality

 

[English Lady]

Hello and welcome to the world of the AH, Ars. Pull up a pew and make yourself at home.

 

[estragon]

Ars, Grab a Cold Six of Molson's Export

there's a party at I Eta Lambda. And the Kingston Trio concert is tomorrow night. And I'm 19 again. And I don't want to wake up, because I have to look at that revolting old man in the mirror.