TheCarver
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She comes with two patches but they are typically used for....um...you know, nevermind.
Vagina + Spam = Spagina
Spagina with MiracleWhip.
Tasty
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She comes with two patches but they are typically used for....um...you know, nevermind.
Vagina + Spam = Spagina
No sweetie...the "batter" pack is an option you can add on...I was thinking on her boob you pick lefty or righty...as for the "batter" pack Ive never heard of "it" described that way...that may have to be my new word for vag...
No I tried to post an awesome pic and it got rejected....so I shot a blank...

Lot of guys pay good money for that operation![]()
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how's that?
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I have a bag of Peanut M&Ms, some soft pretzels, and soda pop.
I have homemade taco dip, guacomole, salsa and Chicago style Itallian Beefs, and popcorn.
Trade?
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THe other day....Kickboxer said I was a perennial ball buster........![]()
When I was trying to play ball in college the coaches issued that to me instead of a playbook.
Glutton for punishment aren't we!![]()
We'll need the carbohydrates.
What marathon you plannin' on runnin'?![]()
Finally! Some fucking taste!
Sleep well and Red? You're fucking beautiful the way you are.![]()
for the first time ever!Oh, hey Monsterdude.....so happy, you came in to say hello.....
clears throat* In my defense, we mucked it up in the last few hours. I usually don't post on my thread until I can get my laptop open. My iphone thumbs don't work that fast.![]()
How do you think you did on these test?
Hiya Red! How are you? How was your day?
I had a semi kick ass day............what made yours so rad? Other than the phone call?
Grabs a heat and smile* Who wants something from the bucket?
I second this question.........
Um.......are there tub pics?
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Oh! The book! Has anyone seen the movie?
Only on this thread can this question be semi normal.
Where's the punch line?I know I got a B+ on my chem test, not sure about the other two, and the real question is how many lions eat cotton candy in a trailer while people fornicate in it?
I love this little guy! OMG, so cute!
How much drool can one produce? I'm curious.......*clocks out* Welp, thats enough drooling for one night...wait...its day now. Oy vey!
Another beautiful song......who's the chic?
Can you say that whilst humping me?happy hump day

Well, if its for you then is the right thing! How's my girl?Well Thank you, but this is for mefor the first time ever!
Enjoy your day guys!!
You accepted a lit purposal......cubiz zorconia's wouldn't necessarily cheapen the deal..........Least a chap can do Corbal, can't exactly marry you with cubic zirconia now!

Did he write your name on the book with one of those oversized red pens?Oh, like I've never had someone give me this book beforeWhen I was trying to play ball in college the coaches issued that to me instead of a playbook.
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...........only Carver.Spagina with MiracleWhip.
Tasty
Where's the punch line?
I love this little guy! OMG, so cute!
How much drool can one produce? I'm curious.......
Another beautiful song......who's the chic?
Can you say that whilst humping me?
Well, if its for you then is the right thing! How's my girl?
You accepted a lit purposal......cubiz zorconia's wouldn't necessarily cheapen the deal..........
Did he write your name on the book with one of those oversized red pens?
...........only Carver.![]()
No punchline, serious question. I'm sure there's a few lions that'd get a chuckle out of it though.

Laughing lions........shrug* I don't know any.![]()
Well this was a good season for us, and next season the superbowl!! we'll all be laughing then. <3
