says the crappy driver.....A mildly sprained left ankle has no bearing on my ability to drive.
Can I get Monday's early? I'm in need of heavy motorboating.
I want!
Dewd, not Tejano! I'm not Mexican....... Now, I am size wise a freak of nature.....but I suck at math....help?Everything's bigger in Tx. You're a Tejano. You do the math.
Hi, gorgeous!!
says the crappy driver.....
Can I get Monday's early? I'm in need of heavy motorboating.
I want!
Dewd, not Tejano! I'm not Mexican....... Now, I am size wise a freak of nature.....but I suck at math....help?
It's retarded! I love Rich Franklin and have been waiting five years for someone to kick his ass!
Nods*Are you trying to say something about furriners??
*earlymondaymotorboating*
But only because you're a good customer
Have I mentioned your motorboating is superb?
Pen purrs......I like purring....
Up the anty.......Fuck no! The sun is shining, the roads are clear and it's beautiful! You can chip solo!Corbs!! You ready to get the heck out of North Texas yet?
Come see me in Indy! I need an extra hand chipping away the ice from the driveway.
Zen Masters of Motorboating.......interested, I am.I practiced for years under the zen masters
Pen purrs......I like purring....
Fuck no! The sun is shining, the roads are clear and it's beautiful! You can chip solo!
Zen Masters of Motorboating.......interested, I am.
Hmm I'll bring Skittles. I win!
I've got a Tahoe.....get in!
Hounddog........
You need a mail order bride.....American women won't put up with your shit.....
Pffft, you're not carrying my beer..........that's what brothers are for. I'll carry you wherever you want to go....
Hey lady...
Did I scare you off with that last email??
Have a fabulous Superbowl Sunday...
Pffft, you're not carrying my beer..........that's what brothers are for. I'll carry you wherever you want to go....
No!!!!! I haven't opened my laptop and want to give you a good response. If I type all I want to say on my cell, my thumbs will break......I'll get you back soon, love.
Pen purrs......I like purring....
Fuck no! The sun is shining, the roads are clear and it's beautiful! You can chip solo!
Zen Masters of Motorboating.......interested, I am.
You're so kewl......show me some free hand calc baby.....Haven't owned one for about 8 years
Grins* You've no choice to where we go......but, knowing you.....not knowing is half the fun.....
Spoken like a true broken thumbed guy.......
Funny......my breasts were just jiggling on their own......Yes I had to practice until I could motorboating using my inner spirit
You're so kewl......show me some free hand calc baby.....
Grins* You've no choice to where we go......but, knowing you.....not knowing is half the fun.....
Spoken like a true broken thumbed guy.......
Funny......my breasts were just jiggling on their own......
You're so kewl......show me some free hand calc baby.....
Grins* You've no choice to where we go......but, knowing you.....not knowing is half the fun.....
Spoken like a true broken thumbed guy.......
Funny......my breasts were just jiggling on their own......
Pffft, you're not carrying my beer..........that's what brothers are for. I'll carry you wherever you want to go....
No!!!!! I haven't opened my laptop and want to give you a good response. If I type all I want to say on my cell, my thumbs will break......I'll get you back soon, love.
