I'm certain that I'm not getting my fair share of sex here

Have you had sex with a fellow Literotican?

  • Fuck no - you think I'd let any of these freaks near me?

    Votes: 30 55.6%
  • Yes, I met the love of my life here.

    Votes: 15 27.8%
  • I average two or three encounters a month.

    Votes: 5 9.3%
  • I'm the biggest whore here.

    Votes: 4 7.4%

  • Total voters
    54
Lick and dick....I like that, TB.

Chey, funny how people make assumptions, isn't it? ;-)
 
I was pretty well spoken for when I arrived. Even so, there are some folks here that I really love.
 
Rubyfruit said:

Chey, funny how people make assumptions, isn't it? ;-)

Yup! That goody two shoes image has served me well, both here at Lit and in rl. Some things are just best kept private, no bragging rights are necessary.
 
Aphrodisiac said:
Zero ... Nada...

No one has touched me , stalked me , kissed me , licked me , bitten me .......etc..etc...


No one from Lit at least... :D
;) That could be changed if you keep pulling my tail.
 
Lancecastor said:
DSB.

Deadly Sperm Buildup.

LOL, why does it not suprise me that Lance would have deadly sperm.

Must make second dates infrequent as hell.
 
I was about to get in line with the "others" when I realized that I'm more of an "All of the above" kinda guy...

...I'm not having a great day but if I was I'd be more than happy to help you with you dissatisfaction Ruby...
 
morninggirl5 said:
LOL, why does it not suprise me that Lance would have deadly sperm.

Must make second dates infrequent as hell.

Indeed. It's a kone of sorts.

It takes an exceptional woman to withstand thrice daily flesh injections and the concomitant eruptions of Mount Lancea's explosively molton manlava.

It's really quite overwhelming for the average grrl. At least you retained the power of speech afterwards....many don't.

Lance
 
bad kitty said:
;) That could be changed if you keep pulling my tail.

Don't tease me like that my sweet purrliscious kitty.....


* gently tugging your sexy tail *












~giggle~
 
I don't suppose chaste, brotherly kisses and hugs counts!

I guess, I am a 1.

Fuck no.

I think we need to stage a sit in.

:D
 
Number 1

In the "no" crowd, with the disclaimer for some and not for others.
 
Lancecastor said:
DSB.

Deadly Sperm Buildup.

Oh my. This is trouble.

We should get together Lance. Thrice daily sperm injections is exactly what I'm after right now.
 
hummm.....

lively IM exchanges... yes several....

wonderful cam to cam.... OMG... one wonderful one!

Live? not yet....

Any volunteers for fun?
 
Other...

Nope, and you'd think this would be the one place a girl could count on ending a 9-month drought!

<pout>
 
Re: Other...

toffeegyrl said:
Nope, and you'd think this would be the one place a girl could count on ending a 9-month drought!

<pout>
You'd think so.
 
I haven't slept with anyone from Lit, but there are quite a few with whom I would love to spend a weekend with!


Of course, there is one who holds my heart.
 
teddybear4play said:
Where's the "No, but I want to lick the thread author head to toe and back again" option?

TB4p
So, now I have to be jealous all over again........:D
 
Ruby... if you complain to management... put in a word for me too... I know for a fact I'm not getting enough. LOL

PBW
 
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