Hi from Canada

[Kelly_Haven]

Hey everyone. Just wanted to pop in and say hello. I came across the Literotica forums while doing a Google search.

My name is Kelly and I'm new to the erotica world. I just started putting out my own stuff on Amazon and Smashwords, and so far so good.

I'm looking forward to hanging out here and chatting with everyone. This seems like a very cool place to be. Please excuse me if I stumble as I navigate my way through here.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Girls who put out are popular at LIT.

 

[Kelly_Haven]

Girls who put out are popular at LIT.

LOL! I can see that from all the PM's I've been receiving.

 

[litfan10]

Welcome Kelly! Great attitude! Best of Luck with your writing and very much looking forward to getting to know you here on the threads!

Have fun - this is a fantastic place!

 

[glynndah]

A welcome for the little newbie from the good little witch.

 

[Dragonlipz]

Good luck and try to tolerate the trolls.....they are pervasive and almost none of them post work on this site.....So as they say(With apologies to Kurt Vonnegut): Welcome to the Monkey House....

 

[Dragonlipz]

Girls who put out are popular at LIT.

Not nearly as popular as the guys - as JBJ can confirm!!!

 

[TE999]

Welcome to Lit and the AH, Kelly.

There's a bunch of friendly people here so make yourself at home.

Several of the ongoing threads are meet and greet places, so log on to those and have fun.

When you post stories, put up a link on a thread so we all can read it.

Lastly, ignore the grumps and trolls that are about...you'll recognize them readily.

 

[_Lynn_]

Welcome to the AH.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Hi back, Kelly. I'll wave next time I cross the border to go fishing or hunting.

 

[amicus]

Hello and welcome, smiles, if you try real hard, you can overcome being Canadian; take two Amicus and call me in the morning!

amicus

 

[Kelly_Haven]

Thanks for the warm welcome, folks. Glad to be here.

 

[1sickbastard]

Hello and welcome, smiles, if you try real hard, you can overcome being Canadian; take two Amicus and call me in the morning!
amicus

You go ahead and be as Canadian as you please, Kelly. Nice to make your aquaintance.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Hello and welcome, smiles, if you try real hard, you can overcome being Canadian; take two Amicus and call me in the morning!

amicus

Oh, come on, Amicus; you know Canadians are just like Americans, only nicer. Do you really want her to overcome her niceness?

More importantly...

Welcome to Lit and the AH, Kelly; always happy to have another Canadian around.

 

[estragon]

Bienvenue

Welcome to the Lunatic Asylum, Kelly. Have a Molson Bras d'Or for me, and give my love to Toronto and Quebec, eh!

 

[stephen55]

Welcome to Lit, from a fellow Canuck. If you post anything sensible, the initial bruises you'll suffer will heal quickly. Just remember that here in the Authors' Hangout, most people are actually okay, just like people who live in Toronto.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Welcome to Lit, from a fellow Canuck. If you post anything sensible, the initial bruises you'll suffer will heal quickly. Just remember that here in the Authors' Hangout, most people are actually okay, just like people who live in Toronto.

No need to be nasty to all those Torontonians, Stephen; I'll have you know there are many of them who are bent and twisted and wildly kinky.

 

[stephen55]

No need to be nasty to all those Torontonians, Stephen; I'll have you know there are many of them who are bent and twisted and wildly kinky.

I was referring to the ones who drive Smart Cars and drink only organic, fair trade coffee!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I was referring to the ones who drive Smart Cars and drink only organic, fair trade coffee!

If you ask me, I think that's twisted beyond belief!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Not nearly as popular as the guys - as JBJ can confirm!!!

When I see you here I get so excited I run out of skin and cant close my eyes for a week.

 

[goldenpalomino]

Bumble Bee Nation

Welcome Kelly!

I often vacation in Canada and come to appreciate it more and more.

Canadians seem to have more of a relaxed attitude about everything, including sex, and I hope the United States follows Canada in this direction. Do you agree?

Do you come from the city or country?

gp

 

[Dragonlipz]

When I see you here I get so excited I run out of skin and cant close my eyes for a week.

You sure know how to sweet talk a guy but you just aren't my type....but if I decide to bat for the other team, I still wouldn't.....Live with it......................

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You sure know how to sweet talk a guy but you just aren't my type....but if I decide to bat for the other team, I still wouldn't.....Live with it......................

When you come around I gotta hang from the rafters like a bat to keep from pissing on my chin.

 

[stephen55]

Meet Jimmy the Troll...

Kelly, meet Jimbo, aka JBJ and Jimmy the Troll. I prefer to think of the guy as a troglodyte, as in The Common Chimpanzee, Pan troglodytes.

He's proof that if you put a troglodyte in front of a keyboard, all you get is rubbish, although he can type "usual suspects" repeatedly without misspelling it.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

STEFAN drops his soap bar a little too often for it to be butter-fingers.