Dear X

[okayterrific]

I'll phone ahead and prepare them, I know you can do it dude. I have faith in you!

Maybe I'll just come boarding out in NJ yes? xoxo

Dear Peaches,

If you're so inclined to come to NJ and enjoy the snow, you've got a place to stay

and though i've never been there, i've heard mountain creek is pretty cool

 

[Morrigu]

Dear X,

This morning something happened that I would normally have been bursting to share with you.........hearing that deep laugh at my words. And so just in that second I admitted to myself that I missed that laugh for the first time in months.

Yours

SmilingAtTheMostAmazingMemories

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Asshat at the Costco,

Yep, I took you on, and wanted to go even further. If I weren't dressed in a skirt and heels I'd have chased your ugly ass through that store and made sure everyone in there knew what a total poop you were.

Next time I'll punch you in the mush, you idiot.





Dear Jackass in the Loop,

You are an shit and a coward.

I'd like to...eh, see above.

I think it is people are idiots month, and you two got not only a notice but a billboard put in your fucking front yards.

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Asshat at the Costco,

Yep, I took you on, and wanted to go even further. If I weren't dressed in a skirt and heels I'd have chased your ugly ass through that store and made sure everyone in there knew what a total poop you were.

Next time I'll punch you in the mush, you idiot.





Dear Jackass in the Loop,

You are an shit and a coward.

I'd like to...eh, see above.

I think it is people are idiots month, and you two got not only a notice but a billboard put in your fucking front yards.

 

[o_so_wet]

Dear X..

It's been too many days since you used your words to make me orgasm....will you do it to me again soon ?....please ?

Warmly yours,
O_SO_WET

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Dear X,
please stop. Stop while I still like you and while I don't fee too embarrassed/pissed off about it.
You have NO right to ask questions like one you've asked today.
No one has right to it.

Stop it.
Me.

 

[Thomasoir]

Dear X

I don't know. Really. I don't have an answer for you.

Sincerely,


Me

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear clueless
Are you new???????
Dont think your stupid comment was clever.
I like me......im sorry you failed to come to grips with who you are
Go fuck yourself with a rake

 

[Lorilei]

Dear X,

Thank you. I really do adore you, you know. And I appreciate everything you do to make me happy.

It works.

*Kisses*,
A Very Satisfied Me

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear X,

Grow up!

Signed,
Just tired of it all

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear dumbfuck
Whhhhhhhhhhhy?
You are as boring as you are ignorant

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear cutie
wink

 

[IrishSprite]

Dear X

An innocent remark an innocent thank you. A journey begins, hand in hand....it gets better

Signed ,

Me

 

[asian_princess]

Dear clueless
Are you new???????
Dont think your stupid comment was clever.
I like me......im sorry you failed to come to grips with who you are
Go fuck yourself with a rake

Dear Clueless.

*hands you a rake*

Here you go. Do what she said.

No need to return it, it's a gift.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Pretty Lady Above Me.

I'm so finding you next week

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Clueless.

*hands you a rake*

Here you go. Do what she said.

No need to return it, it's a gift.

Dear sexy bits
Lets drink some tinis and dance in our knickers

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear Newbie, And the Others,
Please, for the love of god, just let it go.
Hate each other, believe each other to be alts, whatever.
Just do so silently.
-me

 

[asian_princess]

Dear sexy bits
Lets drink some tinis and dance in our knickers

Dear Love of my Labia,

Let's blow some smoke rings and chant like gypsies wearing hello kitty underoos.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear X, X, X, and X
I am thinking that I can widen my stalking activites and you are all under consideration.

-creepy me

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Love of my Labia,

Let's blow some smoke rings and chant like gypsies wearing hello kitty underoos.

Im all for it
Who needs men when you have appy and ali sex?

 

[asian_princess]

Dearest Stalker Extraodinaire,

Please see enclosed my application and notes concerning fulfilment of selection criteria for position of stalkee.

I can provide references also if needed.

Longingto be scared by rustling in the bushes,
Appy.

 

[asian_princess]

Im all for it
Who needs men when you have appy and ali sex?

Men?

What's that

*hugs and lifts your skirt up and peeks and takes a sip of my guavatini*

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dearest Stalker Extraodinaire,

Please see enclosed my application and notes concerning fulfilment of selection criteria for position of stalkee.

I can provide references also if needed.

Longingto be scared by rustling in the bushes,
Appy.

Dear Stalkee Applicant
Your qualifications are exceptional. We would like to have you in for an interview.
Kindly wear something deliciously...complex...and heels which are difficult to run in.

CEO Stalker

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear X, X, X, and X
I am thinking that I can widen my stalking activites and you are all under consideration.

-creepy me

Who are you stalking?

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Who are you stalking?

the mystery is part of the fun