Corbal
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...and is the dog allowed on it if you do?
Dogs are not allowed on the couch.....you two will have to sit on the floor.....
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Dogs are not allowed on the couch.....you two will have to sit on the floor.....
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85Ironman
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Dogs are not allowed on the couch.....you two will have to sit on the floor.....
Cooler down here anyway....
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.....so clever you are.....
Well shit......what about those of us not taken?
Well that is a good point. I dont get on here enough to woo your heart....lol
Your a great lady.....and a whole lot of fun babe......wish there was a way.....to take you.
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Dogs are not allowed on the couch.....you two will have to sit on the floor.....
Hush it Pvt. SNOWBALL!
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" Are you John Wayne....is this me???/.................WHO DA FUCK SAID THAT?*
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"Sweet Mary, mother of Jesus! What THE FUCK is that in your footlocker?!?!?"
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PYLE!!! GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE!!
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Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Sir! No Sir!
Are you a peter puffer?
Sir No Sir!
I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
Sir! No Sir!
Are you a peter puffer?
Sir No Sir!
I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
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I will PT you all until you FUCKING DIE!!!!! I will PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!
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Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cant contaminate the rest of the world!
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One for the Commandant!
One for the Corps!
Guess the Corps don't get theirs.
One for the Corps!
Guess the Corps don't get theirs.
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Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
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Girls don't crap, Assclown.....duh!Hey, don't crap on one of my infrequent witty remarks
You'll bs there for the rest of your life........a heads up, if you will....Cooler down here anyway....
.....so clever you are.....
Well shit......what about those of us not taken?
Well that is a good point. I dont get on here enough to woo your heart....lol
Your a great lady.....and a whole lot of fun babe......wish there was a way.....to take you.
Well damn.....I'm blushing......
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*like*
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*shut it*
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Girls don't crap, Assclown.....duh!
I beat off to a video earlier today that would indicate otherwise*.
*In light of previous comments indicating that everybody has their own weird quirks/kinks, I feel compelled to explicitly indicate that this is a joke.
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I started to find an applicable link.... but bit my typing finger off instead....
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