Dionysian Beast
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Hey there Beast. Yep it's were we keep our dirty secrets.Maybe we'll see you there.
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Hey there Beast. Yep it's were we keep our dirty secrets.Maybe we'll see you there.
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I love the way you commentate/narrate our little stories. Too funny... awwww I lost my true love to a cherry.
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I love the way you commentate/narrate our little stories. Too funny... awwww I lost my true love to a cherry.
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I know Artfan! We were in love until one day he was gone, but then I realized I was squishing him between my teeth.![]()







CG meets Mr. Banana.
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Oh!I wonder what you could have meant. I don't really like creamy sauces.
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CG meets Mr. Banana.
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I heard that was the original storyline for Snow White. Wonder why they changed it
And, I'm just throwing this out there. I've been told I can be...uhm...compared to a banana. Yes, I realize you didn't need to know that
I love everything you post. I admit, I'm addicted to this threadCall me a curveaholic
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..isn't it usually the other way 'round - you lose your cherry to your true love?...![]()
Your so sweet... I please to aim...or something like that.
*** BREAKING NEWS ***
This just in, Unidentified banana found with teeth marks and cherry stains. Officers report it appears to be a crime of passion after being caught cheating. The banana was killing when he tried to split. Police are looking for a person of i terest wearing nothing but a crown and a smile. More at 11!
This breaking news brought to you by Dairy Queen where they have buy one, get one free banana splits!
We now take you back to your normal thread.......
(wife) Your curves and that patch of hair on your pussy are great. You have such a fantastic way to take pics, and hubby and I love it.

Another case of tragic love.
Well, I guess it's better to have had squishy tragic love with CG than to have never loved at all.
(Squishy with CG actually sounds kind of erotic. Not so keen about the teeth though.)

I'm not a huge fan of spanking...but...if you are looking for a beautiful derriere to spank...CG's certainly has to rate a 10 out of 10 on the beautiful ass chart!![]()
I'm keeping you for sure now. HAhaha! That's hilarious.
yummm that made me hungry! The only thing missing is the whipped cream.![]()

Hummm, well bananas come in all sizes ... soooooo![]()
We're happy to have you here curveaholic!
While I confess to finding some thrill in seeing your backside swatted, CG, the more predominant reaction is "HEY! Don't be mean to her sweet bottom!" If I were there I'd kiss it all better.![]()
With that gorgeous mouthy grin and that long silky hair, CG, you were made to suck cock.

lol I think there might be to much video proof to the contrary!!!![]()
