Masturbators Anonymous...

How often do you mastubate?

  • Monthly

    Votes: 28 1.2%
  • Weekly

    Votes: 104 4.6%
  • Couple Times a Week

    Votes: 571 25.2%
  • Daily

    Votes: 765 33.8%
  • Couple Times a Day

    Votes: 505 22.3%
  • Hourly

    Votes: 9 0.4%
  • As often as fucking possible

    Votes: 283 12.5%

  • Total voters
    2,265
three so far today since your signs of disapproval to ramp it up...

I am no sir..call me mr.:devil:

just one taste of your yummy fingers could easily get another one out of me right now.

just the thought is getting mr back to work...

MR. it is welcome and get back to work ;) :devil:
 
Im Sandcannon, and im a serial masturbator.

I moved to a small northern town after being transferred here for work, and the women here are godawful, diseased, single mothers looking for a daddy, or taken. My only way of staying disease free and dodging parenthood (I have managed to not get a woman pregnant, go me.), is to browse lit and watch internet porn. I let fly 2-3 times a day.

Not gonna lie, its a lonely existance.

Occasionally I meet a woman on here for phone/chat sex, which I actually really enjoy, but they usually end up meeting someone and we end up being just friends who cant masturbate together anymore. Or our schedules clash, etc.

I'm of the few times a week variety. I averaged it out to that as I go in streaks of where I will jerk off at least once a day, and then I'll scale back to a couple of times a week.

I'm often found sitting at this computer, with Lit open, my pants off, and my right hand working it's magic. I like to bring myself to the brink of blasting off, then stopping, calming down, then starting back up again. After 4 or 5 times of this, it's pretty explosive when I do finally let it go.

WELCOME newbies. We are absolutely WET at having you as part of the group. :heart:
 
mmm, almost there on #2 ... i might have to up my goal to 4 for the evening - i don't think i can stop at just 3 tonight.
 
just finished number 2 ... i don't think i'll be long before i'm ready for number 3.
 
OHHH YES PLEASE

So both hands on your breasts to start. From behind while kissing and nibbling your neck. My hands rubbing and massaging (what size are we talking here?), pinching your nipples, whispering how badly I want you fuck you.

you like?
 
So both hands on your breasts to start. From behind while kissing and nibbling your neck. My hands rubbing and massaging (what size are we talking here?), pinching your nipples, whispering how badly I want you fuck you.

you like?

YESSSS:devil: like you more if you have hand cuffs and blindfold and a little whip too :devil::devil:
 
Damn. I am shocked at how frequently some of ya'll masturbate. I do once a day sometimes two and usually fall asleep right after. I would never get anything done if I got off more than that.
 
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