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Arent there worse things out there?
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can't you just not pay taxes like the rest of us?
I'll take out my teeth first, will that make you happy?
Have I ever told You how much 'Gummers' make me... moist?!![]()
Would you like me to introduce you to my grandpa? He is 92, rich, and probably doesn't have much time left. You know, statistically speaking.
First, I don't believe that was in the form of a question; do You?!
Second; I think I'll pass on Your grandpa, but - perhaps You could introduce me to His grandson?!![]()
It started off as a question, but ended as a statement, I guess. I guess that's wrong, isn't it?
He has two grandsons. Which one do you want?
The one that prefers His toast with Jelly; can You hook a girl up?!![]()
Anything for you. What's your favorite kind of jelly?
The kind made in California, of course! Do You happen to have raspberry or strawberry?
Sadly, I don't think so. Will grape do?
Only if You'll promise to spread it over my toast for me?!