~This Thread HAS More Corbal~

[teknight]

You are totally correct, as always. The male half off the population is safe once again. Well, that is, until Corbs shows up....

Yeah, but she's a risk we can all accept. Over, and over, and over.

 

[DeluxAuto]

two dudes circle jerking in a hot chick thread. i should get you two a room for christmas.

 

[JennyNo1]

I thought I was on the "we love Corbal" thread.....looks like I stumbled into a WWF brawl instead!

 

[teknight]

I thought I was on the "we love Corbal" thread.....looks like I stumbled into a WWF brawl instead!

If you want, Day and I can tag team you...errr...tag you in.

 

[Canbe4fun]

You must be in jammies to read this story...

Hi Corbal
Just wanted to make sure you had a goodnight story...

Twas two days before christmas, mmm mamas see through blouse
No need to worry cause no kids in the house
Mama is donning her thigh highs with care
In hopes to tease friends who will soon be there

The evening was planned, clean sheets on all beds
We shaved and showered, clean up to our heads
My sweetie looked hot and well I’m just a guy
We're ready for fun and hope neighbors don’t pry

When out on the lawn, an enormous back fire
Nicks Harley was loud and he was stuck in some mire
Running down stairs trying hard not to flash
My silk rob was great but missing a sash

Moonlight on the snow reminds me of breasts
Beauty behold, a shimmery shiny sweet chest
When around the corner I spied two headlights
A limo in bright red racing at us gave fright

Nick waving his arms and something else quite thick
Was drawing attention, oh crap that's his dick
The limo door flew open "oh fuck I just came"
Some honeys were blushing, Nick called them by name

Cum Daphne, ooh Tiffany, my babies is slammin
Sexy Donna so fine, she loves cocks a rammin
They are here and quite ready, its balls to the wall
Let the games begin, good lovin for all

Lots of toys in our hands we were ready to mingle
Nick eyes my lady, for you I am kris kringle
His cock still in sight, he picked her up with a smile
Drug her off to a bed said be back in a while

A few moments passed by it didn't take long.
Upstairs we heard pounding and carrying on
Grabbing Tiffany and Donna looking around
I found a place where they could be bound

My silk robe fur lined, feels so good while I play
The girls round and perfect knew how to obey
I brought them some toys, clamping nipples how fun
my cock growing big, foreplay had begun

A little tipsy they were, eyes twinkling, and red noses
Sweet like honey they tasted as I suckled their roses
Throbbing and squirming, they moaned at each lick
Couldn’t wait any longer, started thrusting so quick

Holding tight onto Tiffany her bottom I did ride
A dildo for Donna was pushed deep inside
The thrusting so tense I think I heard screaming
This feeling so hot, best not to be dreaming

Daphne’s legs were spread, on the couch she did sit
Hips moving slowly, fingers a blur on her clit
I leapt from my mount and decided to join in
Just kissing her lips got me sooo cummin

I untied the beauties, all our hair was a mess
Kissing and hugging we tried to get dressed
My time with the ladies ended too soon I fear
They said they would party this time next year

Descending the stairs mama looked in shambles
No panties, no bra, a big smile as she rambles
Nick had given it good, much to her delight
he quietly said
“Merry Christmas y’all and what a hella good night!”

 

[JennyNo1]

If you want, Day and I can tag team you...errr...tag you in.

mmmmm, depends on which....I'm a lover, not a fighter!

 

[BradBigBrain]

Turning us all into dogs since the beginning of time.

http://static.zooomr.com/images/9392025_a0ab72c007_o.jpg

 

[teknight]

mmmmm, depends on which....I'm a lover, not a fighter!

Fair enough. Lady's choice....although, in deference to the OP, it's gonna have to be Corbal, Day and me. I hope that's alright with you.

 

[Corbal]

I thought I was on the "we love Corbal" thread.....looks like I stumbled into a WWF brawl instead!

Time OUT...........

http://www.wonderlandavenue.com/big/M553.jpg

Illegal kick.........

http://images7.cpcache.com/product/287780577v2_480x480_Front.jpg

DayMaker is not a man..........or she wouldn't own these.......

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_29WRBdtyz68/SP0IWIBfizI/AAAAAAAAAbc/T4lBPKR68PA/s400/Cleavage.jpg

And I wouldn't want to do this..........

http://mynge.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kelly-brook-riley-steele-bikini-1.jpg

Causing you to want to do this..............with your sweetheart....

http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/woody.jpg

 

[Corbal]

Hi Corbal
Just wanted to make sure you had a goodnight story...

Twas two days before christmas, mmm mamas see through blouse
No need to worry cause no kids in the house
Mama is donning her thigh highs with care
In hopes to tease friends who will soon be there

The evening was planned, clean sheets on all beds
We shaved and showered, clean up to our heads
My sweetie looked hot and well I’m just a guy
We're ready for fun and hope neighbors don’t pry

When out on the lawn, an enormous back fire
Nicks Harley was loud and he was stuck in some mire
Running down stairs trying hard not to flash
My silk rob was great but missing a sash

Moonlight on the snow reminds me of breasts
Beauty behold, a shimmery shiny sweet chest
When around the corner I spied two headlights
A limo in bright red racing at us gave fright

Nick waving his arms and something else quite thick
Was drawing attention, oh crap that's his dick
The limo door flew open "oh fuck I just came"
Some honeys were blushing, Nick called them by name

Cum Daphne, ooh Tiffany, my babies is slammin
Sexy Donna so fine, she loves cocks a rammin
They are here and quite ready, its balls to the wall
Let the games begin, good lovin for all

Lots of toys in our hands we were ready to mingle
Nick eyes my lady, for you I am kris kringle
His cock still in sight, he picked her up with a smile
Drug her off to a bed said be back in a while

A few moments passed by it didn't take long.
Upstairs we heard pounding and carrying on
Grabbing Tiffany and Donna looking around
I found a place where they could be bound

My silk robe fur lined, feels so good while I play
The girls round and perfect knew how to obey
I brought them some toys, clamping nipples how fun
my cock growing big, foreplay had begun

A little tipsy they were, eyes twinkling, and red noses
Sweet like honey they tasted as I suckled their roses
Throbbing and squirming, they moaned at each lick
Couldn’t wait any longer, started thrusting so quick

Holding tight onto Tiffany her bottom I did ride
A dildo for Donna was pushed deep inside
The thrusting so tense I think I heard screaming
This feeling so hot, best not to be dreaming

Daphne’s legs were spread, on the couch she did sit
Hips moving slowly, fingers a blur on her clit
I leapt from my mount and decided to join in
Just kissing her lips got me sooo cummin

I untied the beauties, all our hair was a mess
Kissing and hugging we tried to get dressed
My time with the ladies ended too soon I fear
They said they would party this time next year

Descending the stairs mama looked in shambles
No panties, no bra, a big smile as she rambles
Nick had given it good, much to her delight
he quietly said
“Merry Christmas y’all and what a hella good night!”

*sigh*


Thank you......from the bottom of my skirt................

http://www.solorabbits.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/1.jpg

 

[Corbal]

two dudes circle jerking in a hot chick thread. i should get you two a room for christmas.

Two of these should suffice...........

http://www.naughty.com/news/Playboy_Girls/Hugh_Hefners_New_Twin_Girlfriends_Photos/images/Hugh_Hefner_Two_Hotties_Butts_photo.jpg

 

[RocknRolla86]

Haha that was the best post C

 

[thejabber27]

Time OUT...........

http://www.wonderlandavenue.com/big/M553.jpg

Illegal kick.........

http://images7.cpcache.com/product/287780577v2_480x480_Front.jpg

DayMaker is not a man..........or she wouldn't own these.......

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_29WRBdtyz68/SP0IWIBfizI/AAAAAAAAAbc/T4lBPKR68PA/s400/Cleavage.jpg

And I wouldn't want to do this..........

http://mynge.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kelly-brook-riley-steele-bikini-1.jpg

Causing you to want to do this..............with your sweetheart....

http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/woody.jpg

Oh Charades, I got this one.

You're parading around the carnival in your time traveling hippopotamus costume while eating pepsi flavored cotton candy, riding the magical twirly dragon ride in a chinese take out box.

 

[Susurration]

Hello Corbal . That's a great way of starting a time out . How are you?

 

[Corbal]

Considering the present company, I am highly honored, although in the last poll I finished second to this guy:

Shitty deal too, He got a bunch of beer ads out of it, and I got a nice steaming bowl of Not A Fucking Thing.



John

These..........are my favorite commercials.....with the exception of this one........

http://thebrainchildgroup.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Picture-391.png

This one puts me in tears of laughter......GEICO PIG........Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

you know you do, beautiful. get some effing sleep, would ya?

I went to sleep right after that! I've been shopping, handsome......

Are you telling me that you ladies are missing out on the tidings of comfort and joy from motor-boatin?

I motorboart daily, sir.........

Merry Christmas to all you Corb-a-holics....

And you....young lady...
The fat man called and said he needed me to help him deliver your gift...
What the hell is he talkin' bout anyway??

I hope you have a great day!!

Maybe he was referencing this.........

http://www.newstoob.com/media/images/2007/12/mandy-lynn-christmas-hdr-sm.jpg

 

[RocknRolla86]

Wanna wrestle?

 

[thejabber27]

These..........are my favorite commercials.....with the exception of this one........

http://thebrainchildgroup.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Picture-391.png

This one puts me in tears of laughter......GEICO PIG........Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!




I went to sleep right after that! I've been shopping, handsome......




I motorboart daily, sir.........



Maybe he was referencing this.........

http://www.newstoob.com/media/images/2007/12/mandy-lynn-christmas-hdr-sm.jpg

That pig reminds me a bit of Babe.

 

[Corbal]

Just stopping in to remind you that you ROCK!

OMG! Hiya, sexy! I haven't seen you in FOREVER!~ I hope you and the lovely wife are well........Merry Christmas to you, and your family.....

Pigs are beautiful; so I shouldn't eat them?????? This premise sets a dangerous precedent that could be thieved by lawyers and other scum to preclude the propriety of cunnilingus........

* of course, since you're in Texas....it's prolly illegal anyway....

I know an attorney.....he's super hawt.....a litzen.....and willing to do anything to assist me....whenever I so crave it.....

I'm away for a day and you change your profile picture. What happened?

I hope that you're having a less hectic time than of late.

I fought through asshats in flocks today.......I need to take anger meds, I think.

Good Morning Corbs!

Just wanted to stop in and say HI and I LOOOOOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I MOTHERFUKING LOVE YOU, HOOCH! :KISS:

I love you too, Corbal. Yes I do.



Um...good morning

Is there a sticky love letter in mailbox?

Hiya sweets!

Doesnt EVERYONE love Corbal?...lol

There are some Non Corbal Lovers........TRUST ME! I

corball is busy today buying me ball sac polish and buffing cloth. please be patient as she serves my every need.

I got this.....

http://www.extremerestraints.com/images/resized/r/ri780_328_325.jpg

.......just for you!

 

[Corbal]

Haha that was the best post C

Cause there were bewbs.......

Oh Charades, I got this one.
You're parading around the carnival in your time traveling hippopotamus costume while eating pepsi flavored cotton candy, riding the magical twirly dragon ride in a chinese take out box.

Do you smoke pot?

Hello Corbal . That's a great way of starting a time out . How are you?

Fabulous! How's you?

Wanna wrestle?

Correction..............

Yes, I'll be happy to kick your ass.

That pig reminds me a bit of Babe.

Jabber........I posted a hot chick in a santa suit and you noticed the pig..................shall I start posting cocks to keep you around?

 

[thejabber27]

Cause there were bewbs.......

Do you smoke pot?



Fabulous! How's you?

Correction..............

Yes, I'll be happy to kick your ass.



Jabber........I posted a hot chick in a santa suit and you noticed the pig..................shall I start posting cocks to keep you around?

I do not do weed and she wasn't my type lol. (besides I don't really get the whole santa thing.)

 

[RocknRolla86]

I beg to differ...I know all your weaknesses

 

[Susurration]

Fabulous! How's you?

Very well, thank you .

I don't think that you need anger medication, but I suspect that you might need to stop wearing the spiked jewellery and steel capped boots when you go shopping .

 

[Corbal]

Fair enough. Lady's choice....although, in deference to the OP, it's gonna have to be Corbal, Day and me. I hope that's alright with you.

You fucking PIMP........

http://www.nerve.com/files/scanner/2009/12/getty-foursome-762879.jpg

 

[Corbal]

I do not do weed and she wasn't my type lol. (besides I don't really get the whole santa thing.)

LOL........now I know you're not a pot smoker........

You do not 'do' weed.......

You smoke it!

You make me fucking laugh, Jabber.....

I beg to differ...I know all your weaknesses

I've no weaknesses..........except for redheaded women..............

Very well, thank you .

I don't think that you need anger medication, but I suspect that you might need to stop wearing the spiked jewellery and steel capped boots when you go shopping .

Or....the four inch Boker Blade............I carry in purse for really stupid fuckers.

 

[thejabber27]

LOL........now I know you're not a pot smoker........

You do not 'do' weed.......

You smoke it!

You make me fucking laugh, Jabber.....


I've no weaknesses..........except for redheaded women..............



Or....the four inch Boker Blade............I carry in purse for really stupid fuckers.

Thanks Corbal, I do try. I'm good at crack humor like that lol.

(btw I'm a sucker for bookworms)