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voluptuary_manque

voluptuary_manque

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All right, which one of you Left Coasters has been messing with my snakes and drums? I tol' you and I tol' you, don't mess with my snakes and drums. We'll get washed out to sea if you mess with my snakes and drums. That's what I tol' you!
 
So you're saying you had nothing to do with the five days of rain we're supposed to have? :cool:

I dunno if I believe you, Bear. You were the one caused those storms that last time around.

In fact, I'm a little suspicious about the European snow storms as well. Little coincidental, they get all that snow, we get all this rain.....what have you been up to?
 
What ever you're doing, keep it up.

Up North the reservoirs are full and the rain hasn't even started. Snow is expected in the mountains up here, as much as four feet!

Come bear! Let's see if you can flood the Delta, the smelt are counting on you.
 
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So you're saying you had nothing to do with the five days of rain we're supposed to have? :cool:

I dunno if I believe you, Bear. You were the one caused those storms that last time around.

In fact, I'm a little suspicious about the European snow storms as well. Little coincidental, they get all that snow, we get all this rain.....what have you been up to?
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Wellllllllllllllll . . . there was this little jam session but I swear it was a little one, really it was!
 
The snakes all got out of the box.

We got most of them back in but that little green one...
 
voluptuary_manque said:
Oh no! Not the little green one! He's the worst. Lordy, we're in for it now . . .
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You k now that little lake in your car? I got its friend splashing in my LIVING ROOM right now!

It started off as two small bowls ringing musically, now we have rubbermaid totes catching the downflow while a guy comes back with a big blue tarp.
 
If someone's been messin' with Bears Weather kit, I hope they suffer mightily.
The weather on this side of the pond is bad. Roads blocked or dangerous, Snow's freezing to the roads, the airports are almost shut, and there's a general feeling of "Oh Dear" about the place.

At 6pm local (GMT) the temperature as indicated in my car, was -10C. This sort of thing happens at the end of Jan / mid Feb end of winter, not December!.

So whoever it was, put the damned stuff back in the box!
 
Handley_Page said:
If someone's been messin' with Bears Weather kit, I hope they suffer mightily.
The weather on this side of the pond is bad. Roads blocked or dangerous, Snow's freezing to the roads, the airports are almost shut, and there's a general feeling of "Oh Dear" about the place.

At 6pm local (GMT) the temperature as indicated in my car, was -10C. This sort of thing happens at the end of Jan / mid Feb end of winter, not December!.

So whoever it was, put the damned stuff back in the box!
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Cheer up, with "Global Cooling" coming, this is the good part, just ask trysail.
 
JackLuis said:
Cheer up, with "Global Cooling" coming, this is the good part, just ask trysail.
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All those people BELIEVING that there's no Global warming-- maybe they affected the very fabric! Of reality! Itself!

:eek::eek::eek:

'Cmon guys, time to start believing a little bit of warmth, have pity!
 
Stella_Omega said:
All those people BELIEVING that there's no Global warming-- maybe they affected the very fabric! Of reality! Itself!

:eek::eek::eek:

'Cmon guys, time to start believing a little bit of warmth, have pity!
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Can anyone say, Mini Ice age. :eek: :D
 
Stella_Omega said:
DAmn you deniers!:mad::mad:
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Who Me? I didn't deny anything. I might take a fifth, uh the fifth but I've never denied anything in my life.

Well, there was this one lady in Austin but.... that's something altogether different. Her husband knew, I swear he did. :eek:
 
Handley_Page said:
So whoever it was, put the damned stuff back in the box!
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We're working on it. But between VM's jam session and Stella playing with snakes, well, let's just say that you might want to invest in a sled dog team. :eek:

And some polar bears. They need a place to stay.

Hey, if it makes you feel any better, we're getting back to work on the luxury ark on this side of the world. This time, however, we'll get three of each animal we take on board so they can have more fun than last time. Way too vanilla having mere "pairs."
 
:eek: Okay, Okay, stop waving the Snakes!

Squaw Valley has 42 inches of new snow and Mammoth has TEN FEET!


( For those who don't know it, Mammoth and Squaw Valley are ski areas, fortunately.)
 
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Hi, everyone :)

This is the first thread I have checked out and it made me chuckle...LOL...Happy Holidays :)
 
JackLuis said:
:eek: Okay, Okay, stop waving the Snakes!

Squaw Valley has 42 inches of new snow and Mammoth has TEN FEET!


( For those who don't know it, Mammoth and Squaw Valley are ski areas, fortunately.)
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Do I get out the skis or the scuba gear? :confused: I'm so confused.
 
JackLuis said:
:eek: Okay, Okay, stop waving the Snakes!

Squaw Valley has 42 inches of new snow and Mammoth has TEN FEET!


( For those who don't know it, Mammoth and Squaw Valley are ski areas, fortunately.)
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That's a lot of snow. For pete's sake, somebody catch that damned little green snake! And put those drums down!
 
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