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Wow...what the hell is up in here? Is Corbal gettin hitched? Or is there a steel caged mud wrestling match?
 
Hey. all this talk of combat for Corbal's hand, I thought I was on to something here

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That is one sick cartoon...

I wanted to tell you about my new job:

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day….

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,

‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.

Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or stupid?’

So I replied, ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
 
teknight said:
Just stopping by to say:

<-----Your pic turned out great. ;)
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You promised me! You were not supposed to show the handcuffs!
justuandmekiddo said:
http://i1199.photobucket.com/albums/aa479/brnyrbl66/signs/soccer_archery.jpg


This is just wrong..............They must know a certain soccer player is a stalker....lol
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Pffffft.....this thread is SOCCER, SUCKER!

blade_rocknut said:
ewwwwwwwwwww:eek:

* I'd snatch 'em from the dryer*;)
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Ha! I don't have a dryer.......:p
 
naughtytease said:
Smooches :kiss:
Maybe buy two pairs......snip a few inches off one, sew them onto the other pair......
:p have you been talking to Kuvi again?? All the incriminating pics from the weekend have been deleted!!!!
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No, woman! You told me! :D

JimmyHartley said:
You sure it has nothing to do with how well one can moonwalk?
Because I am known to bust it out from time to time.
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Oh honey...you moonwalk and I'll airwalk....:cool:

JimmyHartley said:
Nice to see some football supporters, but on a side note the term "Chelski" Doesn't offend us Chelsea supporters anymore.
We've even got a chant saying "We're Chelski we don't give a fuck!"
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This is Red Devil land, sir! :)

ChikieRoo said:
Boy this brings back some memories of the Busa :cool:

Good morning Corbs:kiss::kiss:
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Hugs* Hey beautiful!
 
slave_ said:
mmmmmmmmmmmmm *hugs* !!! ;)

Life is very good! It's nice to come up for air and be able to breathe again.

For Christmas? A toss up. I had in mind, oh... a hunk about 6'4", you can provide the details... maid to order... to cater to your every whim. LOL, the guys here will have to step it up a notch! ;)

Or... a certain woman with a smile you like who can cater to your every whim... :kiss:

I hope life is bringing you all the joy you give... :kiss:
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Life is beautiful....and when you're here, a little brighter. We must exchange presents! I'll give you me and you give me you.....perfect, no? :D
 
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