Why don't I ever get harassed by assholes like this?

[LJ_Reloaded]

Asstard: "I'm gonna rape you you dirty Jew/N*gger/wtf ever. I know your address. I'm one bridge over. Blah blah blah! Muhahahahah!"

Me: "Oh, that bridge. Wicked sick looking Android you got there. Nice forehead, too. I'd say that's about 900 yards out. Grass ain't movin' anywhere downrange, kewl beans. Now stand still for a second so me and my .308 can help raise your google page rankings. A LOT."

Asstard: *click*

Me: "Oh. Damn. Guess he's not interested."



In other news... this is why I always comment more about companies that give good service. Now the cat is out of the bag about ones that use bad publicity as much as good publicity to get noticed. (Clue: This Vitaly asstard is seriously NOT a pioneer.)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/arrested-online-merchant-left-trail-of-terrorized-customers

Arrested online merchant left trail of terrorized customers
By Liz Goodwin Tue Dec 7, 12:43 pm ET

An online merchant who allegedly terrorized his customers in an effort to boost his online search ranking was arrested and charged with mail fraud and wire fraud on Monday.

Vitaly Borker, 34, launched a "campaign of intimidation" on one customer, Clarabelle Rodriguez, who told her story to the New York Times' David Segal after authorities were not interested in helping her.

When Rodriguez tried to return a pair of glasses she bought at Borker's eyeglasses site, DecorMyEyes.com, Borker threatened to sexually assault her and sent her a photo of the front of her house. "I know your address. I'm one bridge over," he told her, according to Rodriguez.

The feds' complaint against Borker shows he terrified other customers in a series of outrageously horrific emails and phone calls since 2007. He's accused of sending an email to one dissatisfied customer's work colleagues claiming that the customer was gay and involved in selling drugs. He allegedly told another customer "I know where you live," called her a "cheap Jew" and threatened to rape her. He urged another customer to "Please drop dead" in an obscenity-laden email.

But when Rodriguez and many other traumatized customers complained online, Borker gloated that they were only making him more money. Borker told the Times that the customer complaints boosted his ranking on Google, since the site's search algorithm could not distinguish between positive and negative reviews.

According to the complaint against him, more than 200 of his customers have filed complaints with authorities. "I just wanted to let you guys know that the more replies you people post, the more business and the more hits and sales I get. My goal is NEGATIVE advertisement," Borker posted on one site where customers had complained, according to the Times.

The Times' original reporting on Borker prompted Google to change its algorithm so that negative postings no longer boost a site's search ranking. (Jared Newman at PCWorld argues this will not prevent unscrupulous businesses from gaming the system.)

Borker is also accused of selling counterfeit glasses, making interstate threats, and cyberstalking. He was denied bail.

 

[crackerville]

Probably because people tired of you about 3 years ago before you got banned. I'm just saying dude. lol

It's time for a change with your online personality.

 

[Image]

Someone has lost his mind again...

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Probably because people tired of you about 3 years ago before you got banned. I'm just saying dude. lol

It's time for a change with your online personality.

Why? Because some insignificant bug like you you says I should? You fucktards never harassed me before, either. You only threatened to do so but never actually made good on it.

And what if I don't change? Ya gonna flame me? Oh noes. I'm scared now. Help me!

 

[semen4her]

It's hard to harass a coward.

Nobody buys your tough guy act, bitch tits.

You are insignificant.

 

[crackerville]

Why? Because some insignificant bug like you you says I should? You fucktards never harassed me before, either. You only threatened to do so but never actually made good on it.

And what if I don't change? Ya gonna flame me? Oh noes. I'm scared now. Help me!

Bro I'm just sayin other people here lost interest in you after about the 2,025th time you pulled the same stunt.

Get a new gig and come back and try again. Do you have a grill outdoors? do some cooking homie. lol

Cook like the Crack!

 

[jeninflorida]

well, seeing that you have just about everyone here in GB on iggy....

man up!

Asstard: "I'm gonna rape you you dirty Jew/N*gger/wtf ever. I know your address. I'm one bridge over. Blah blah blah! Muhahahahah!"

Me: "Oh, that bridge. Wicked sick looking Android you got there. Nice forehead, too. I'd say that's about 900 yards out. Grass ain't movin' anywhere downrange, kewl beans. Now stand still for a second so me and my .308 can help raise your google page rankings. A LOT."

Asstard: *click*

Me: "Oh. Damn. Guess he's not interested."



In other news... this is why I always comment more about companies that give good service. Now the cat is out of the bag about ones that use bad publicity as much as good publicity to get noticed. (Clue: This Vitaly asstard is seriously NOT a pioneer.)

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Bro I'm just sayin other people here lost interest in you after about the 2,025th time you pulled the same stunt.

And why should I care who's lost interest in what I do?
What makes you think I am interested in anything you do?

You're nobody, dude. Just another troll on a troll forum.

 

[jeninflorida]

LJ loves crack! he smokes it, and eats lunch @ Richard dailey's crack

Bro I'm just sayin other people here lost interest in you after about the 2,025th time you pulled the same stunt.

Get a new gig and come back and try again. Do you have a grill outdoors? do some cooking homie. lol

Cook like the Crack!

 

[hummermania]

Here, I fixed your post. (somewhat sung to I'm just a gigolo)

'I'm an Asstard. I take it up the Ass from everyone.
Then I go Ass to mouth. I AM LT".
'I'm an Asstard. I take it up the Ass from everyone.
Then I go Ass to mouth. I AM LT".
'I'm an Asstard. I take it up the Ass from everyone.
Then I go Ass to mouth. I AM LT".
'I'm an Asstard. I take it up the Ass from everyone.
Then I go Ass to mouth. I AM LT".
'I'm an Asstard. I take it up the Ass from everyone.
Then I go Ass to mouth. I AM LT".

"I just love to post spice so people will flail my ass in public. I'm just a bitch at heart."