Slow Ride469
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I just sent you an YM, woman! Show me some love!![]()
good night Darlin'


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I just sent you an YM, woman! Show me some love!![]()
especially for someone with four short legs.......but I brought you something...............now I have to go ice my four knees down for the night.
good night Darlin'...have a fun night
Today is a great day. At 8 PM EST for our American veiwers it's the best Christmas show ever....
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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer on a CBS affiliate near you. I'm a bit overly excited because it's the first time in about five years I'm not on the road, working, or both when it's on.
Oh, shut it, old man! I'll kick you on webcam..........Oh so very scary! LMAOOO Heya Corbs
Okay....but we can toss out the healthy foods.....lol
I'm not afraid....I'm not afra.....Damm, I just peed myself. Now, about that address, oh wait, the moving van just showed up. What a coincidence. I'll be sure to write when I'm settled again
. Actually I love that face
Hope you've had a great day.
John
Actually....that face doesn't really show the emotion needed in this instance. Perhaps, this........
...is more along the lines of how I'd look. Clint Eastwood actually taught me that look back in the day when I was watching Dirty Harry movies with my Dad. But, my Dad was the one who taught me how to hold the 44 mag and I do believe the first time I shot it was when I was 10.
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All the gun talk reminds me of one of the great songs of the 80's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25dSxa8-LdQ
They need to re-do the video with Corbal
John
*puts John in head lock* "..........who's the Master?"![]()
Corbs, get over here!
http://i877.photobucket.com/albums/ab335/Corbal/ugly1-1.jpg
Did you just dare call my friend Corbal ugly(1-1)? I will kick your ass, lady!![]()
Want company? I love that movie.......but, do me a favor?
Put on some clothes! Your ass crack is on my snuggie!
My faces can get meaner! You better clean that stain off my carpet, sir!
My most humble apologies. I'll be better prepared next time...
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*puts John in head lock* "..........who's the Master?"![]()
hmmmm, wrestling? I like where this is going...
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John
Want company? I love that movie.......but, do me a favor?
Put on some clothes! Your ass crack is on my snuggie!
My faces can get meaner! You better clean that stain off my carpet, sir!
My most humble apologies. I'll be better prepared next time...
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*puts John in head lock* "..........who's the Master?"![]()
hmmmm, wrestling? I like where this is going...
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John
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MY FAVORITE POST OF THE DAY! JK...I loved this, thank you.![]()
http://www.toilette-humor.com/images/kids/about_your_pants.jpg
Me and Corbal at home with our oldest boy. We're having an issue with his pants.
http://sharing.krqe.com/sharewlin//photo/2010/10/25/AP01102801727_20101025102137_640_480.JPG
Corbal dressed her dog up for Halloween...
Not a request I get a lot ofbut I can check the laundry. Evidently I missed the sign...
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My faces can get meaner! You better clean that stain off my carpet, sir!
My most humble apologies. I'll be better prepared next time...
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hmmmm, wrestling? I like where this is going...
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John
A diaper wearing, semi clothed wrestler...........KINKY, John! I like, I like..........![]()
Not a request I get a lot ofbut I can check the laundry. Evidently I missed the sign...
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A diaper wearing, semi clothed wrestler...........KINKY, John! I like, I like..........![]()
Excellent. I'm working on expanding my horizons a little bitHope you've had a great day
John
Yes, I double posted. I'm a donkey. Apologies for the clutter. By the way, when I become world dictator (and I have my resume in) rubbernecking will be a death penalty offense. Summary execution. If you want to see an accident, rent a Burt Reynolds movie. If the flashing lights are so pretty, buy a disco ball. Just get the hell off my road. Jesus!
And how was your day?
John
You never knew a stalking pig had a little bit of a romantic side did ya....lol
Finally!, a thread with more Corbal![]()
I know you don’t know me from Adam (he got the bigger wiener, too, I’m afraid), but I’ve been crush’n on you for a while now. Yeah, I think you’re hot (sorry ‘bout that), but you’re also fuckgnarly and fersure, and I dig it. Plus you seem to have the ChikieRoo seal of approval which can only add to your fuckawesomeness. She wrapped me around her little finger a while back, but don’t tell her that; she might try to take advantage of me
So I guess what I’m saying is that I’d like to hang out with y’all sometimes, if you don’t mind. All of you seem pretty cool, even that feller who keeps reminding me of the movie “Date Night”- “Would you please. Put on. A Gawd. Damn. Shirt!”![]()
I promise to behave... kinda.And I won’t throw any Lit-perv originality at you: “Dang yer hot. Let’s see a pitcher a them titties.”
Oh... there is just one more thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJX3RPXysCw![]()
Monster, that's awfully sweet of you, but, for future reference, the ladies might appreciate the effusiveness more if you kept it in PM form.
Also- we're hanging out with Corbs- we're fuckrad by association.![]()
Well, HolySHIT! MonsterDude that took MonsterBalls...........![]()
Thanks for the compliments and you're right, Chickie is fuckawesome to the fullest! You're always welcome to hang out and post whatever you want! The more the merrier, for sure.
And, please, no lit-fucktard-ampic-show-me-your-tits posts....I'm not gonna show my Super Woman bewbies to anyone but my Superman.....which is around here somewhere wearing a Superman cape.......
.........that's invisble....
.............to hide him.........
.....because he doesn't currently exist.
No, seriously! Come around whenever....post bullshit, I'm never offended unless you're checking out my Mom......
C~