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I know a lot of us fantasize about things we aren't likely to ever fulfill. I thought this thread could be fun. So three questions.

1. What's the kinkiest/naughtiest thing you've done?

2. What's the kinkiest thing you want to do and think you will eventually do?

3. What's the kinkiest thing you fantasize about but know will most likely never happen?
 
1. What's the kinkiest/naughtiest thing you've done?

My wife has fucked me with a strap-on. We did it a few times but none recently. It was totally out of character for her to do it. But what a great experience.

2. What's the kinkiest thing you want to do and think you will eventually do?

Creampie. My wife thinks cum is gross so that is going to be a challenge. But as long as she doesn't have to lick it she'd probably go for it. The thing is I don't want to lick it without her being into it. Lamest thing would be eating my first creampie and wondering if she thinks I'm a freak. So I'd like to build her up to where she wants to do it and talks dirty and guides me through it.

3. What's the kinkiest thing you fantasize about but know will most likely never happen?

Suck and fuck a nice big cock.

I know my answers are tame compared to some of you. Don't be shy to share :)
 
1. What's the kinkiest/naughtiest thing you've done?
I have had sex with an exGF in a parking garage. I have pee'd on her and she on me. I have been fingered and fucked with a dildo (not a strap on) by my exGF. I have eaten a creampie as my wife sat on my face.

2. What's the kinkiest thing you want to do and think you will eventually do?
I believe that I will eventually suck a cock but sadly it will not be in a threesome with my wife. I do also hope to have my wife snowball with me.

3. What's the kinkiest thing you fantasize about but know will most likely never happen?
Threesome FFM and MMF. She's not open to bringing others into our sexual relationship.
 
1. What's the kinkiest/naughtiest thing you've done?
-- i had sex with a bf, while a good friend of ours watched and wanked in the corner.. it was amazing.. soo fucking hott. just bummed i didn't have the nerve to let him join in..

2. What's the kinkiest thing you want to do and think you will eventually do?
-- eventually my husband and I, at my insisting, want to have a FFM. I have been craving being with a woman.. so im hoping to find a willing partner.

3. What's the kinkiest thing you fantasize about but know will most likely never happen?
-- it is my fantasy to have a MMF, including a good rough DP. but the hubs put the big no on that one. soo for now.. i'll just fantasize. :)
 
not bragging.... but I am a lucky bastard!!

1. What's the kinkiest/naughtiest thing you've done?

My beautiful girlfriend went shopping for cock for me on craigslist. We hooked up several times on webcam with different guys, and she showed them how well I could take a variety of fun toys up the ass. Then we had guys replying to us with cock photos and she set up bi threesomes. We had 3 different sessions, with 3 different guys. Each one of them got their cocks sucked by both my girlfriend and I, and all three got to pound my ass hard. I think our favourite was the guy that licked my cum off her tits after he'd had me bent over and stuffed. Fun times!


2. What's the kinkiest thing you want to do and think you will eventually do?

Fisting. She's gotten close to getting her fist in my slut hole, and we have some enormous toys that should help get me ready. We just haven't had the time lately.


3. What's the kinkiest thing you fantasize about but know will most likely never happen?

Probably a forced group fuck. I'd love to have my girl invite me out on a date, ending up at a hotel, and when we enter our room I'm grabbed, stripped, "forced" to my knees and fed a cock while another one penetrates my slutty boipussy. All the while, my girl would be videotaping the event and taunting me.

Hard to do with family commitments.

Great thread!!

JJ
 
Let someone fuck me in the back of an adult theater while others watched. I'm an M2F crossdresser.:devil:
 
1. What's the kinkiest/naughtiest thing you've done?
Well kinky and naughty seem to be two different things.
The kinkiest was when I was working night shift patrolling a golf course during a large tournament. My g/f showed up with her strapon and bent me over the golfcart on the 18th green.
The naughtiest is our continual mmf 3some where she has me suck him and when he finally cums, I get to clean it up. He has cum on my face, on her tits, and in her. She especially likes to see him cum on my face.


2. What's the kinkiest thing you want to do and think you will eventually do?
My g/f and our playmate have decided to bring another couple into the mix (friends of his). My g/f and the other woman have exchanged emails and since neither of the other guys will suck a dick, it seems that I will be serving everyone. The other woman has never seen mm oral and is dying to. My g/f has assured her I will do this for their viewing pleasure. They have decided that I should wear stockings and a garter since my job will be strictly limited to licking and sucking the 4 of them. The women claim they will flip a coin to see which one of them uses a strapon on my ass as both guys cum on my face.

3. What's the kinkiest thing you fantasize about but know will most likely never happen?
Recently ran in to old high school love. She is still hot. I would love for her to watch, direct and join in with g/f, playmate and I. I would like to see her and g/f together, join her and g/f, watch and join with her and playmate and have her watch him cum as g/f and I suck him to completion.
 
HOT HOT Entries. This thread is going to be a hottie. Keep them cumming
 
Kinkiest thing that i've done:
I had sex with a married man while wearing some of his wifes lingerie. maybe not the most morally good thing i've done; but it was the hottest.
Kinkiest thing that i want to do and think that i will eventually do:
i want to be Spit-roasted (fingers crossed)
Kinkiest thing that i fantasize about but will most likely never happen:
Haveing sex with a guy/girl in my place of business
 
1. What's the kinkiest/naughtiest thing you've done?

Had sex with a transsexual.

2. What's the kinkiest thing you want to do and think you will eventually do?

Get my wife to fuck me with a strap-on. She is warming up to the idea and I think it will eventually happen.

3. What's the kinkiest thing you fantasize about but know will most likely never happen?

MMF threesome would be so hot, but I am very happily married and she is not even remotely interested in having anyone else in our sex life.
 
having a 3way with old girlfriend and guy as he was fucking her i got close up pulled him out sucked for a while put him back in after he came she sat on my face when she finnished my face looked like a glazed dounut. best part i loved evey minute of it
 
Have done: same-room sex with several other couples at a Lifestyle event.

Will do: FFM and MMF threesomes.

Remain fantasy: multiple person, no holes barred, bi-sex orgy.
 
Kinkiest thing that will never happen:

Remember, a couple of decades ago, when someone organized an anti-hunger demonstration where people made a chain across America holding hands? Why couldn't we all just line-fuck that way?
 
1. What's the kinkiest/naughtiest thing you've done?

Had sex with a transsexual.

2. What's the kinkiest thing you want to do and think you will eventually do?

Get my wife to fuck me with a strap-on. She is warming up to the idea and I think it will eventually happen.

3. What's the kinkiest thing you fantasize about but know will most likely never happen?

MMF threesome would be so hot, but I am very happily married and she is not even remotely interested in having anyone else in our sex life.
How was the tranny?
 
I know a lot of us fantasize about things we aren't likely to ever fulfill. I thought this thread could be fun. So three questions.

1. What's the kinkiest/naughtiest thing you've done?

Had my wife fuck me with a strap on. We enjoyed various positions but have many left to try.

2. What's the kinkiest thing you want to do and think you will eventually do?

Exhibition with my wife while I fuck her, and while she fucks me.

3. What's the kinkiest thing you fantasize about but know will most likely never happen?

Taking another live cock, orally and anally while my wife is present.
 
I've always had a fantasy involving bubble gum, an exhaust fan and a sheep.
 
1. What's the kinkiest/naughtiest thing you've done?

Fuck my husband’s mouth and ass with a strap on. So much fun!


2. What's the kinkiest thing you want to do and think you will eventually do?

I don’t know. Maybe make him watch me with another woman. Or maybe watch him give a guy a hand job.


3. What's the kinkiest thing you fantasize about but know will most likely never happen?

Oh so many to choose from. I guess my most frequent fantasy would be to watch my husband sucking a cock while he is also being fucked in the ass. Probably won’t ever happen but it never hurts to dream.
 
1. What's the kinkiest/naughtiest thing you've done?
Sucked a complete stranger's cock through a glory hole in a booth

2. What's the kinkiest thing you want to do and think you will eventually do?
watch 2 or 3 guys cover my gf's huge tits with cum and then I lick them clean

3. What's the kinkiest thing you fantasize about but know will most likely never happen?
Taste a 4-5 load cream pie
 
1. What's the kinkiest/naughtiest thing you've done?
Sucked a complete stranger's cock through a glory hole in a booth

2. What's the kinkiest thing you want to do and think you will eventually do?
watch 2 or 3 guys cover my gf's huge tits with cum and then I lick them clean

3. What's the kinkiest thing you fantasize about but know will most likely never happen?
Taste a 4-5 load cream pie

Hot stuff
 
I know a lot of us fantasize about things we aren't likely to ever fulfill. I thought this thread could be fun. So three questions.

1. What's the kinkiest/naughtiest thing you've done?

Dressed in my suspender hose and CFM red high heels recently purchased in Paris, walking down the corridor of my hotel and walking down the fire escape for a few floors listening to to clicking sounds of the heels on concrete

2. What's the kinkiest thing you want to do and think you will eventually do?

Undress in an Adult Bookstore in Sydney upstairs in the video section and slip on my stockings and high heels and become Allana the cumslut and swallow as much cock and cum as is offered to me

3. What's the kinkiest thing you fantasize about but know will most likely never happen?

Being fucked from behind, with another hard cock in my mouth and milking a hard cock in each hand. Other guys masturbating and spraying cum all over me or trying to shoot into my mouth for me to swallow

:rose: :kiss: ;kiss:

Allana
 
Oh so many to choose from. I guess my most frequent fantasy would be to watch my husband sucking a cock while he is also being fucked in the ass. Probably won’t ever happen but it never hurts to dream.

What frustrates me about this is that, at least for me, all you'd have to do is ask ... but my wife won't so I can't (or more precisely, won't).

Good one though!
 
1. some months ago, with some guy he spanked me with a belt while he called me a whore and a cunt and other names, I bent over for him in front of a mirror so I could see my humiliation, I deepthroated him, sat on him to get his cock in me to the hilt - all without ever finding out his name.

2. Gang bang.

3. dress like a hooker, go to the sleaziest gay club in town, head for the toilets. let anyone do to me anything they want, bareback included.
 
1, Bit my lover untill she almost bled, told her I was gonna fuck her ass and then did, she loved it.

2. Do the same thing in a swap situation, see my girl in the throws and do it to another guys girl.

3. Have a threesome with a guy and give him head before he fucks my lover.
 
What an awesome thread!

1...had a 3some with my hubby and another guy
2...um geesh our list is tooo damn long, but we intend to try just about everything we can. Biggest is me with another woman, and me getting fucked by another man while hubby watches.
3...me dominating a man or woman
 
1...had a 3some with my hubby and another guy
2...um geesh our list is tooo damn long, but we intend to try just about everything we can. Biggest is me with another woman, and me getting fucked by another man while hubby watches.
3...me dominating a man or woman

Sounds hot. Was the 3some just the two of them on you, or did the guys play with each other too?
 
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