Bear's relative makes it big...

[Zeb_Carter]

I would appear that the Bear's relative had made it big in the movies...

Yogi Bear starts Dec. 17th.

You should be proud bear.

Oh, it's in 3D too!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I would appear that the Bear's relative had made it big in the movies...

Yogi Bear starts Dec. 17th.

You should be proud bear.

Oh, it's in 3D too!

Well I hope to goodness the old cheapskate is more generous with his good fortune than when he was a TV hit. Uncle Yogi is the most tight-fisted bear in the 'burbs. His idea of a contribution to a family reunion is to bring the ice! Now Uncle Baloo is a bear who's a barrel of fun. My kind of relative!

 

[Handley_Page]

Well I hope to goodness the old cheapskate is more generous with his good fortune than when he was a TV hit. Uncle Yogi is the most tight-fisted bear in the 'burbs. His idea of a contribution to a family reunion is to bring the ice! Now Uncle Baloo is a bear who's a barrel of fun. My kind of relative!

And Baloo has an acute internal rhythm that's hard to escape.
Man, that jazz. . . . . .. ummmm !

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Saw an interesting play on the 2nd Amendment when I was in the Smoky Mountains this summer: a t-shirt claiming "the right to arm bears." I am fond of the idea, having made the acquaintance of some very nice bears over the years.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Saw an interesting play on the 2nd Amendment when I was in the Smoky Mountains this summer: a t-shirt claiming "the right to arm bears." I am fond of the idea, having made the acquaintance of some very nice bears over the years.

Snerk! I'll bet the guy wearing it was a veggie who never met a real bear in his life. We're sort of born that way.

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/bears/bear.jpg

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/bears/grizzly.jpg

 

[TE999]

Elwood Blues as the voice of Yogi Bear? Doesn't work for me.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Snerk! I'll bet the guy wearing it was a veggie who never met a real bear in his life. We're sort of born that way.

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/bears/bear.jpg

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/bears/grizzly.jpg

No, they were for sale. would have bought one, but they didn't have one in my rather large size.

I have met a few bears in my time, mostly Blacks, and some in unexpected places. Used to share grapes with the bears in Central Park Zoo in NY, until I moved away. One of the Polar Bears was shot when he bit onto the arm of some drunk who annoyed him. I don't know why they shot the bear; I would have aimed for the drunk.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

No, they were for sale. would have bought one, but they didn't have one in my rather large size.

I have met a few bears in my time, mostly Blacks, and some in unexpected places. Used to share grapes with the bears in Central Park Zoo in NY, until I moved away. One of the Polar Bears was shot when he bit onto the arm of some drunk who annoyed him. I don't know why they shot the bear; I would have aimed for the drunk.

Sounds fair to me. I hate it when people annoy otherwise peaceful animals.
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/bears/polarbearbbq_ani.gif

 

[oggbashan]

Sounds fair to me. I hate it when people annoy otherwise peaceful animals.
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/bears/polarbearbbq_ani.gif

These polar bears must have exotic tastes.

Polar bears are Arctic, Penguins are Antarctic but some do range close to the Equator.

Did the bears use FeDeX?

Og

 

[trysail]

These polar bears must have exotic tastes.

Polar bears are Arctic, Penguins are Antarctic but some do range close to the Equator.

Did the bears use FedEx?

Og

There's very little that slips past our Og. Good catch!


Methinks it might be a useful exercise for Hollywood to undertake the cinematic conflation and marriage of "March Of The Penguins" with Werner Herzog's "Grizzly Man" and Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth." A little dose of reality might be the perfect antidote to Tinseltown's usual fabrications.


Televised dinnertime trailers featuring multiple gory, blood-flecked scenes of polar bears slaughtering and gorging on Emperor Penguins might have an interesting effect on the average National Geographic-based conception of nature.


Rather than breakfast with the saccharine and insipid Regis et al, advertisements for coming attractions featuring grizzlies consuming the intestines of still-living refugees fleeing the anthropogenically global-warmed Eastern (U.S. or East Anglia) seaboard would make for fabulous viewing. Kipling's "Nature— red of tooth and claw" meets Al Gore.


Here's another sure-fire box office winner— killer whales drowning and consuming silly humans!


Now, that's entertainment!

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly_Man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regis_Philbin

 

[Zeb_Carter]

These polar bears must have exotic tastes.

Polar bears are Arctic, Penguins are Antarctic but some do range close to the Equator.

Did the bears use FeDeX?

Og

No Jimmy John's...the fastest sandwich delivery in the world.