Kinkiest thing u have done?
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i kissed him, down there
OMG!!! That's way too dirty for this forum.. I need to go wash my eyeballs now...
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Hmm let's see the other night decided to have my wife put her hair into cute pig tails put in her ball gag then proceeded to attach clothes pins to her tits and take pictures.
Moved from the clothes pins into some light spanking dragged her to the bedroom since the kitchen table was not long enough for my plans. Broke out the skid wrap and electric fly swatter for more play. Wrapped her torso up in skid wrap and shocked her backside a few times. Then flogged her ass nice and hard listening to her groan.
Had my way with her cut her free of the skid wrap removed the ball gag so she would not choke and made her cum until she was a shivering wreck.
Moved from the clothes pins into some light spanking dragged her to the bedroom since the kitchen table was not long enough for my plans. Broke out the skid wrap and electric fly swatter for more play. Wrapped her torso up in skid wrap and shocked her backside a few times. Then flogged her ass nice and hard listening to her groan.
Had my way with her cut her free of the skid wrap removed the ball gag so she would not choke and made her cum until she was a shivering wreck.
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Mine was once while on vacation in Italy, I met this hot older woman (42, i was 35) and she taught me everything I know about anal sex, fucking her ass was so new to me. She also had me piss while I was inside her ass. Was very hard to concentrate and do, but once it was done, well just imagine the mess.
By far the kinkiest shit I have ever done. She was the only person I have ever had watersports fun with. Those two weeks were fucking amazing!
By far the kinkiest shit I have ever done. She was the only person I have ever had watersports fun with. Those two weeks were fucking amazing!
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So this is less about the kinkiest thing I ever did; more how I ended up having the kinkiest night of my life. I have to write it here partly so in the future I can remind myself that it really did happen; and partly that I have to tell someone, and who better than the readers/writers of this thread! Some of you will believe this in which case – enjoy! Some of you may not in which case – fine but keep your doubts to yourself please.
It started off when I placed an advert on Craigslist hoping to find a woman who like me was missing out on the kinky side of life due to ‘real life’ getting in the way – sound familiar? Anyway, I had an answer back from a married lady a couple of years younger than myself who claimed not to be kinky but answered my ad because she had not had sex in seven years and my post interested her. We mailed back and forth and got to know each other intimately and talked about anything and everything sexual. It turned out she was as kinky as anyone I’d ever known but had just never had a chance to really be herself sexually. She was as open minded as I was and before long what we were discussing didn’t seem at all kinky – just something that we both wanted to explore and experience for the first time with each other.. we planned a night where we could both get away from our spouses and act out some, if not all of our fantasies; her sex life with her husband had been a one way affair with no thought to her having any pleasure at all – something I was determined to change. She had never let herself cum through oral sex as she was told that men didn’t like their faces getting wet!!! She’d told me that she could squirt when she came and I reassured her that cuming and/or squirting in my face would be a huge turn on for me. What happened during our meetings is 100% true – I hope some of the enjoyment we had gets shared here!
We met twice in a quiet village pub before our night away and the first time we immediately hit it off – there was an obvious chemistry and the attraction was mutual. The first meeting I had my hand up her skirt and fingered both her pussy and ass; the only time she’d had anything in her ass before was when we’d chatted on-line and I’d got her to use a finger whilst we masturbated together; we then jointly sucked the incredible wetness from my fingers – and this all happened in a discreet corner of the pub away from any view! The second time we met she came twice and squirted on my hand whilst I had it down the front of her jeans and inside her, stood by her car in the parking lot!
We e mailed dozens of times a day after these meetings and stayed up late talking sex and making ourselves cum together; we took pictures of ourselves peeing and mailed them. She took pics of peeing on her hands and licking it off whilst looking straight at the camera – so fucking erotic and neither of us could wait until our night away.
When we eventually met for the night we picked a town equal distance from our two towns and met up early afternoon – we had 20 hours to ourselves and intended to use it all! The minute I got into the room after unloading my motorcycle we were into it. She had lit dozens of candles so the lights were off and was on all fours on the bed facing me with a blindfold on. I’d already said I needed a shower as I’d been riding in sweaty leathers on a hot day so I stripped slowly in front of her so she could hear and smell but not see me. When I took my shorts off and let her smell my aroma she stuck them in her mouth and sucked on them. This woman had been seriously restricted and had now come into her own and admitted it was such a liberating experience to be with someone who wanted her to be herself and completely open up. – funny that – I felt exactly the same thing!!!
When I came out of the shower I made her strip for me, leaving the blindfold on, and when she was naked I took in what I had only seen on my lap-top screen before – I couldn’t believe how excited and turned on I was, knowing I was at last going to live out some of my longest lying fantasies!
But the first thing I wanted to do was have her cum in my face; I knew how easily she could squirt just by me playing with her G spot but I also wanted her to cum from my mouth/tongue on her lips and clit. She was unbelievably wet and anyone who likes the taste of a turned on woman will know I was in ecstasy as I buried my face between her legs and savoured the aroma and flavour of her soaking wet cunt. (She loved when I used that word!) Sure enough she soon came – strongly, and the slippery taste of her wetness in my mouth was flooded out by her squirting as she came. I have no idea what the liquid was but I loved it as did she when I kissed her and shared her juices with her. This was a first for both of us; she’d never cum through oral sex and I’d never had a woman squirt in my face; in fact she was the first woman I’d ever known to squirt.
I was determined not to cum to early as I knew I’d initially lose interest and need time to get going again so I spent more time making her cum as often as possible – she could cum over and over so easily which I adored! She came just by me squeezing her tits hard enough to cause pain and pinching her nipples. She came with me using her rubber sandal to slap her labia over and over. I’ve never been either aggressive or a violent person and causing pain is not something I get off on but seeing her so turned on by what I was doing gave me quite a thrill and I managed to get into it with her. She’d bought a load of new sex toys and she came with a two pronged ‘rabbbit’ in her pussy, her ass and against her clit. She squirted so many times from me fingering her that the towels we’d put on the bed were getting soaked. She wanted me to finger her ‘very’ hard and aggressively whilst rubbing her clit. I managed to get my whole hand inside her and a relatively easy three fingers in her ass – the girl was insatiable! When it came my turn to cum she wanted to deepthroat me as she’d never tried it before. She managed to take me all in quite easily and made me grab her head, pull her hair and literally fuck her face till I came. I’d previously said that I wanted to taste my own cum but she’d have to force me to as like most guys, once I’d cum, the idea lost its appeal; so when I came in her mouth she immediately pushed me down onto the bed and kissed me, forcing me to take in the cum she’d not swallowed. When it was all in my mouth she swirled it around so I had to taste it and then sucked it back out again and swallowed it. Another first for both of us.
As the night wore on we used a double ended toy that she had one end in her cunt and the other in my ass; she fingered my ass and massaged my prostate until I dribbled pre-cum into her mouth. At one point I knelt between her open legs and pee’d on her open cunt and ass, I pee’d on her tits and body and she lifted her head so I could pee on her face and in her mouth – incredibly, this act alone actually made her climax!!! Later she tried kneeling astride me and returning the favour but couldn’t relax enough to let herself go – a crying shame I thought! We went out for dinner, her with no knickers on and we took turns fingering her and sharing the taste. When we got back she again took to all fours on the bed and sucked me hard again; she asked me where I wanted to cum and I said I wanted to cum in her ass – a subject strangely, we’d not discussed. So she turned round and presented her ass to me; I used the lube we’d been using all afternoon and after some difficulty and a slight amount of, (seemingly welcome) pain on her part, I eased myself into her ass. The thought of being her first and looking down on my cock sliding in and out whilst she winced with pain, but begged me to fuck her harder was waaay too much for me and I lasted just a few hard strokes before I let loose and came so powerfully in her ass – she said she was convinced she could actually feel each quirt as it came out of me!!!
As much as neither of us wanted to sleep we did eventually drift off and although we woke early for some more fun, it never quite managed to match the intensity and charged atmosphere of the night before as amazing as it still was. I’m certainly no stud but I adore foreplay and we both lost count of how many orgasms she had that night. I myself ‘only’ came three times but I was so much more turned on mentally than physically and I enjoyed every second of it. So many fantasies realised, so many ‘first times’ that I thought I was never going to get to experience
We both agreed that we could never keep up that level of sexual activity with each other without risking losing one or both of our marriages, (we had been spending up to a couple of hours a night on-line with each other!) so mutually decided to enjoy it for what it was and let it go as a one off. Now when I’m on my own and masturbating, I relive that time over and over in my mind, and my only regret – not taking photos of the whole thing like we’d both talked about – we both assumed at the time that there would be another night to do that!
Maybe it’s best kept as a sweet memory…
It started off when I placed an advert on Craigslist hoping to find a woman who like me was missing out on the kinky side of life due to ‘real life’ getting in the way – sound familiar? Anyway, I had an answer back from a married lady a couple of years younger than myself who claimed not to be kinky but answered my ad because she had not had sex in seven years and my post interested her. We mailed back and forth and got to know each other intimately and talked about anything and everything sexual. It turned out she was as kinky as anyone I’d ever known but had just never had a chance to really be herself sexually. She was as open minded as I was and before long what we were discussing didn’t seem at all kinky – just something that we both wanted to explore and experience for the first time with each other.. we planned a night where we could both get away from our spouses and act out some, if not all of our fantasies; her sex life with her husband had been a one way affair with no thought to her having any pleasure at all – something I was determined to change. She had never let herself cum through oral sex as she was told that men didn’t like their faces getting wet!!! She’d told me that she could squirt when she came and I reassured her that cuming and/or squirting in my face would be a huge turn on for me. What happened during our meetings is 100% true – I hope some of the enjoyment we had gets shared here!
We met twice in a quiet village pub before our night away and the first time we immediately hit it off – there was an obvious chemistry and the attraction was mutual. The first meeting I had my hand up her skirt and fingered both her pussy and ass; the only time she’d had anything in her ass before was when we’d chatted on-line and I’d got her to use a finger whilst we masturbated together; we then jointly sucked the incredible wetness from my fingers – and this all happened in a discreet corner of the pub away from any view! The second time we met she came twice and squirted on my hand whilst I had it down the front of her jeans and inside her, stood by her car in the parking lot!
We e mailed dozens of times a day after these meetings and stayed up late talking sex and making ourselves cum together; we took pictures of ourselves peeing and mailed them. She took pics of peeing on her hands and licking it off whilst looking straight at the camera – so fucking erotic and neither of us could wait until our night away.
When we eventually met for the night we picked a town equal distance from our two towns and met up early afternoon – we had 20 hours to ourselves and intended to use it all! The minute I got into the room after unloading my motorcycle we were into it. She had lit dozens of candles so the lights were off and was on all fours on the bed facing me with a blindfold on. I’d already said I needed a shower as I’d been riding in sweaty leathers on a hot day so I stripped slowly in front of her so she could hear and smell but not see me. When I took my shorts off and let her smell my aroma she stuck them in her mouth and sucked on them. This woman had been seriously restricted and had now come into her own and admitted it was such a liberating experience to be with someone who wanted her to be herself and completely open up. – funny that – I felt exactly the same thing!!!
When I came out of the shower I made her strip for me, leaving the blindfold on, and when she was naked I took in what I had only seen on my lap-top screen before – I couldn’t believe how excited and turned on I was, knowing I was at last going to live out some of my longest lying fantasies!
But the first thing I wanted to do was have her cum in my face; I knew how easily she could squirt just by me playing with her G spot but I also wanted her to cum from my mouth/tongue on her lips and clit. She was unbelievably wet and anyone who likes the taste of a turned on woman will know I was in ecstasy as I buried my face between her legs and savoured the aroma and flavour of her soaking wet cunt. (She loved when I used that word!) Sure enough she soon came – strongly, and the slippery taste of her wetness in my mouth was flooded out by her squirting as she came. I have no idea what the liquid was but I loved it as did she when I kissed her and shared her juices with her. This was a first for both of us; she’d never cum through oral sex and I’d never had a woman squirt in my face; in fact she was the first woman I’d ever known to squirt.
I was determined not to cum to early as I knew I’d initially lose interest and need time to get going again so I spent more time making her cum as often as possible – she could cum over and over so easily which I adored! She came just by me squeezing her tits hard enough to cause pain and pinching her nipples. She came with me using her rubber sandal to slap her labia over and over. I’ve never been either aggressive or a violent person and causing pain is not something I get off on but seeing her so turned on by what I was doing gave me quite a thrill and I managed to get into it with her. She’d bought a load of new sex toys and she came with a two pronged ‘rabbbit’ in her pussy, her ass and against her clit. She squirted so many times from me fingering her that the towels we’d put on the bed were getting soaked. She wanted me to finger her ‘very’ hard and aggressively whilst rubbing her clit. I managed to get my whole hand inside her and a relatively easy three fingers in her ass – the girl was insatiable! When it came my turn to cum she wanted to deepthroat me as she’d never tried it before. She managed to take me all in quite easily and made me grab her head, pull her hair and literally fuck her face till I came. I’d previously said that I wanted to taste my own cum but she’d have to force me to as like most guys, once I’d cum, the idea lost its appeal; so when I came in her mouth she immediately pushed me down onto the bed and kissed me, forcing me to take in the cum she’d not swallowed. When it was all in my mouth she swirled it around so I had to taste it and then sucked it back out again and swallowed it. Another first for both of us.
As the night wore on we used a double ended toy that she had one end in her cunt and the other in my ass; she fingered my ass and massaged my prostate until I dribbled pre-cum into her mouth. At one point I knelt between her open legs and pee’d on her open cunt and ass, I pee’d on her tits and body and she lifted her head so I could pee on her face and in her mouth – incredibly, this act alone actually made her climax!!! Later she tried kneeling astride me and returning the favour but couldn’t relax enough to let herself go – a crying shame I thought! We went out for dinner, her with no knickers on and we took turns fingering her and sharing the taste. When we got back she again took to all fours on the bed and sucked me hard again; she asked me where I wanted to cum and I said I wanted to cum in her ass – a subject strangely, we’d not discussed. So she turned round and presented her ass to me; I used the lube we’d been using all afternoon and after some difficulty and a slight amount of, (seemingly welcome) pain on her part, I eased myself into her ass. The thought of being her first and looking down on my cock sliding in and out whilst she winced with pain, but begged me to fuck her harder was waaay too much for me and I lasted just a few hard strokes before I let loose and came so powerfully in her ass – she said she was convinced she could actually feel each quirt as it came out of me!!!
As much as neither of us wanted to sleep we did eventually drift off and although we woke early for some more fun, it never quite managed to match the intensity and charged atmosphere of the night before as amazing as it still was. I’m certainly no stud but I adore foreplay and we both lost count of how many orgasms she had that night. I myself ‘only’ came three times but I was so much more turned on mentally than physically and I enjoyed every second of it. So many fantasies realised, so many ‘first times’ that I thought I was never going to get to experience
We both agreed that we could never keep up that level of sexual activity with each other without risking losing one or both of our marriages, (we had been spending up to a couple of hours a night on-line with each other!) so mutually decided to enjoy it for what it was and let it go as a one off. Now when I’m on my own and masturbating, I relive that time over and over in my mind, and my only regret – not taking photos of the whole thing like we’d both talked about – we both assumed at the time that there would be another night to do that!
Maybe it’s best kept as a sweet memory…
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My wife and I had sex on the beach at night in front of a hotel. By the time we finished there was a balcony full of college age guys cheering us on.
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Awesome! Where are the pics?
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One that cums to mind was the time I gave a female bartender a ride home after closing, (I was a bar regular). We ended up having sex in my car parked in her driveway while we could see her husband sitting in their living room watching TV. I remember thinking what a lucky guy he was when she had her face in my lap giving me a world class blowjob.
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Not even a little kinky for most people, but pretty kinky for me. I took a picture of my tits for my fiance in a Menards' parking lot with my brother in the car. I was in the back and he was in the front. It was still sunny out and I was bored, so I lifted my tits out of my bra, leaned forward slightly, and had to take about five pictures to get the right one to send. I was barely rearranged before my parents and sister came back.
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JuanVato
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Like most...kinky for me...
1. Getting a blow job on a ferry boat full of cars at night.
2. Doing it on our back deck in the afternoon (an on going practice). Or in the open "party" area behind the deck in broad daylight while the air ambulance flew low over us.
3. Doing it in my truck on the side of the road during a POURING thunderstorm, ok more erotic than kinky.
4. Laying a blanket out on the back lawn of a lover's house and going at it for over an hour in the dark where anyone looking outside could have seen us. The most memorable part of that was taking her doggie style while several coyotes where yelping nearby.
5. Getting ridden by my girlfriend while I was working at a radio station and had to go on the air three times.
6. Helping my girlfriend have two orgasms during appetizers at a restraunt.
1. Getting a blow job on a ferry boat full of cars at night.
2. Doing it on our back deck in the afternoon (an on going practice). Or in the open "party" area behind the deck in broad daylight while the air ambulance flew low over us.
3. Doing it in my truck on the side of the road during a POURING thunderstorm, ok more erotic than kinky.
4. Laying a blanket out on the back lawn of a lover's house and going at it for over an hour in the dark where anyone looking outside could have seen us. The most memorable part of that was taking her doggie style while several coyotes where yelping nearby.
5. Getting ridden by my girlfriend while I was working at a radio station and had to go on the air three times.
6. Helping my girlfriend have two orgasms during appetizers at a restraunt.
One of a few.
I went on a girls night out with my best friend and we went to a adult botique and bought a couple of lingerie items. A muscular black man in the store talked us into going to a club which we did hesitantly. We were having a lot of fun and enjoying the attention until a few guys got in a fight over us so we left with a group of a dozen and caravanned to an apartment. We drank and partied until one of the guys wanted to see two white girls kissing so we did. Things got really wild when she began fingering me in front of a group of cheering guys. During the next couple hours I had the most intense sex I had ever experienced. A few of the guys joined in after a while. The others were shouting things like "Nasty Slut" and "Fuck that white bitch".
Yes, she is still my best friend and we both say "It was what it was" when the subject comes up.
I went on a girls night out with my best friend and we went to a adult botique and bought a couple of lingerie items. A muscular black man in the store talked us into going to a club which we did hesitantly. We were having a lot of fun and enjoying the attention until a few guys got in a fight over us so we left with a group of a dozen and caravanned to an apartment. We drank and partied until one of the guys wanted to see two white girls kissing so we did. Things got really wild when she began fingering me in front of a group of cheering guys. During the next couple hours I had the most intense sex I had ever experienced. A few of the guys joined in after a while. The others were shouting things like "Nasty Slut" and "Fuck that white bitch".
Yes, she is still my best friend and we both say "It was what it was" when the subject comes up.
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Sorry, I was overwhelmed when I found not only her sexy thongs but also the vibrator that a camera was the LAST thing on my mind!
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Gf blew all of my friends
One time my girlfriend blew me and a group of my friends on a drunk night.
One time my girlfriend blew me and a group of my friends on a drunk night.
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a few years ago I was was walking in a suburb of Cambridge Massachusetts and met a woman on the street walking her dog. Turned out she was a mom of three and about 36 years old, married, and very very sexually hottt!!! We went to her house in the morning and while she spoke to her kids outside playing, she touched my penis and kissed me, and giving me all the "yes, move in and take me now" signs she encouraged me to fuck her. I did. came in her mouth while all the while keeping a lookout in case anybody saw, or came in (no one did). She later explained she had this fetish for casual sex, and said it turned her on to suck men's cocks whom she didn't know. The ejaculation on her face and in her mouth was particularly hot and some of my semen stained her bra. Her husband it turns out was a cuckhold who got off hearing about his wife's sexual exploits. Bizarre but hot nontheless.
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Whoa...talk about paying the toll!
Love it.
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ok so here are a few of my kinkiest things
well i realized that i was bi when i was in hs on the cheerleading team. we were getting ready for a big competition so we were having practices before school every morning so we would get all hot and sweaty and have to shower before school started. well the only shower in the girls locker room was a big one with 2 shower heads. can you imagine taking a shower with 12 hot cheerleaders!! it was heaven and hell at the same time! it was all i could do keep my hands to myself, i had to go the bathroom and masturbate afterwards it made me so horny!! i found out later a few of the other cheerleaders felt the same way as me
i was seeing this guy and was over at his house hanging out with him and 2 of his friends. we went back to his room to mess around and after we started going at it his 2 friends came in and asked if they could join in (pretty sure they had this planned before i got there) i said sure and ended up having sex with all 3 while they video taped it.
oh yeah and went back the next day and had a threesome with just the 2 friends
i have also had a threesome with my friend and her husband multiple times, and a threesome with the same friend and another girlfriend of ours
wow. just wow... very horny. you are an erotic woman!
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I once sun baked on a lounge with the mother in law 4ft away doing the same.
As she slept, i got my hard cock out, wanked and blew on the ground between her and me, I came heaps too. She never stirred thank christ!
I get horny just thinking about it and it happened 10 years ago.
I once sun baked on a lounge with the mother in law 4ft away doing the same.
As she slept, i got my hard cock out, wanked and blew on the ground between her and me, I came heaps too. She never stirred thank christ!
I get horny just thinking about it and it happened 10 years ago.
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My husband, brother and I were on a roadtrip and I had a cell phone activated vibrating bullet that my online-long distance lover suggested I turn on. So I had it on, but I never knew when he would be texting me. We stopped in Memphis, TN (where this guy lived) and my brother took over the driving, and I switched to shotgun (damn that sounds kinky already to me! 
) We got about 10 miles outside the Memphis city limits, and a series of texts came through, which automatically tripped the bullet and it started vibrating. The sensations along w/ the incredibly erotic text messages caused me to have a massive orgasm. My brother at the time was listening to a comedian - I was fortunately able to mask my noises into faked laughter.
A similiar incident occured but instead of my online-long distance lover getting me off while on a roadtrip...it happened at a Bible study
) We got about 10 miles outside the Memphis city limits, and a series of texts came through, which automatically tripped the bullet and it started vibrating. The sensations along w/ the incredibly erotic text messages caused me to have a massive orgasm. My brother at the time was listening to a comedian - I was fortunately able to mask my noises into faked laughter.A similiar incident occured but instead of my online-long distance lover getting me off while on a roadtrip...it happened at a Bible study
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Had sex with my x girlfriend going 65 miles an hour down the 635 freeway in Dallas TX.......... BTW i loved her x Dallas cowboy's cheerleader.... JUst could not afford her
