Here to tease ;)

[PenIsMightier1]

I would but something tells me that would be a dangerous move...

Hey I can be sentimental, I love calla lillies

 

[starport968]

Hey I can be sentimental, I love calla lillies

for you then mistress

 

[PenIsMightier1]

for you then mistress

awww, how sweet, I guess I won't release the dogs

 

[starport968]

awww, how sweet, I guess I won't release the dogs

I wasn't scared, much

 

[PenIsMightier1]

I wasn't scared, much

I'll release the dogs, with bees in their mouths, so when their open their mouths they shoots bees

 

[theweescotsman]

I'll release the dogs, with bees in their mouths, so when their open their mouths they shoots bees

That's just nasty


......and is this video ready yet........just askin'

 

[PenIsMightier1]

That's just nasty


......and is this video ready yet........just askin'

Well we still need steady investors so that we can buy a camera

 

[starport968]

I'll release the dogs, with bees in their mouths, so when their open their mouths they shoots bees

Well I didn't see that one coming, but I counter your bees with trained spiders and their webs.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Well I didn't see that one coming, but I counter your bees with trained spiders and their webs.

unless I give the spiders LSD, you ever seen a spider spin a web on acid? Its hilarious

 

[theweescotsman]

Well we still need steady investors so that we can buy a camera

hmmmmm........and what kind of return are we likely to see on this investment......and when will the shareholders agm be?.........

 

[PenIsMightier1]

hmmmmm........and what kind of return are we likely to see on this investment......and when will the shareholders agm be?.........

Well you'll get to see mal and I together for one as for a shareholders meeting....ummm every 29th of february

 

[starport968]

unless I give the spiders LSD, you ever seen a spider spin a web on acid? Its hilarious

Er, strangely no! My party of jays will make short work of them (and the out of control spiders)

 

[theweescotsman]

Well you'll get to see mal and I together for one as for a shareholders meeting....ummm every 29th of february

I think I need some kind of bonus incentive......and the 29th........I'm usually busy that day selling skyhooks and spirit level bubbles

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Er, strangely no! My party of jays will make short work of them (and the out of control spiders)

Ah, but you still have to worry about the dogs

I think I need some kind of bonus incentive......and the 29th........I'm usually busy that day selling skyhooks and spirit level bubbles

hmmmm *ponders* A signed photo of mal and I? You can hire a proxy to attend for you

 

[starport968]

Ah, but you still have to worry about the dogs

A well organised party of Jays is a formidable force, your dogs are no match to their coordinated assault and their retreat in disarray, stressed and confused.

 

[theweescotsman]

Ah, but you still have to worry about the dogs



hmmmm *ponders* A signed photo of mal and I? You can hire a proxy to attend for you

........well.........I dinna ken............we all know photo's can be faked.......

 

[PenIsMightier1]

A well organised party of Jays is a formidable force, your dogs are no match to their coordinated assault and their retreat in disarray, stressed and confused.

Now you're just being silly again

........well.........I dinna ken............we all know photo's can be faked.......

You would suspect us of faking a photo to one of our adoring public?

 

[starport968]

Now you're just being silly again

You know it to be true. Sorry, I'll behave now.

 

[theweescotsman]

Now you're just being silly again



You would suspect us of faking a photo to one of our adoring public?

Well I don't know you so well .......but that wee mal can be a bit of a cheeky monkey

 

[PenIsMightier1]

You know it to be true. Sorry, I'll behave now.

Good, or I shall get out my high heels

Well I don't know you so well .......but that wee mal can be a bit of a cheeky monkey

I'm as pure as the driven snow....as long as the snow likes to have kinky sex

 

[theweescotsman]

Good, or I shall get out my high heels



I'm as pure as the driven snow....as long as the snow likes to have kinky sex

Oh I bet you are............

 

[starport968]

Good, or I shall get out my high heels



I'm as pure as the driven snow....as long as the snow likes to have kinky sex

NO! <Sits down quietly to avoid :caning:>

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Oh I bet you are............

exactly, we can all agree that I am just an innocent woman

NO! <Sits down quietly to avoid :caning:>

good boy *have a biscuit*

 

[starport968]

exactly, we can all agree that I am just an innocent woman



good boy *have a biscuit*

Thank You

 

[theweescotsman]

exactly, we can all agree that I am just an innocent woman

Yeah......and I'm the President