Here to tease ;)

[PenIsMightier1]

PenIsMightier -> I'm very proud of you for hijacking the thread Miss, it is nice to see that I'm not the only one who does that ;]

Well I couldn't let your lovely thread die down without your presence, so I decided to proxy

and don't worry I promise we won't stop our fun

 

[Jwmasterdebater]

The other half of the porn production crew has arrived?

Where are my manners. I don't think we've met. Nice to meet you!

 

[PenIsMightier1]

The other half of the porn production crew has arrived?

Where are my manners. I don't think we've met. Nice to meet you!

Nice to meet you too Are you going to join in becoming a fanbase for videos?

 

[starport968]

Are you going to join in becoming a fanbase for videos?

I hope so, its going to expensive with just two of us!

 

[Jwmasterdebater]

Nice to meet you too Are you going to join in becoming a fanbase for videos?

How about I invest in the company?

I would need to test the quality of our employees first ahem

 

[PenIsMightier1]

I hope so, its going to expensive with just two of us!

You know it'd still be worth it

How about I invest in the company?

I would need to test the quality of our employees first ahem

I'm sure you would but try testing me and you'll be wearing your ass for a hat ....by the way, I am extremely feisty

 

[starport968]

You know it'd still be worth it



I'm sure you would but try testing me and you'll be wearing your ass for a hat ....by the way, I am extremely feisty

Oh im sure it would But then, who would we complain to if it wasn't

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Oh im sure it would But then, who would we complain to if it wasn't

If you have any complaints, have your people contact my people

 

[starport968]

If you have any complaints, have your people contact my people

what, and find I'm sharing my bed with a horses head?!! No fear!

 

[PenIsMightier1]

what, and find I'm sharing my bed with a horses head?!! No fear!

well I guess then your choices would either be deal with it, or bring your complaint directly to me

 

[starport968]

well I guess then your choices would either be deal with it, or bring your complaint directly to me

Now which do you think is the more likely of the two scenario's? You would be the most efficient complaints dept in history.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Now which do you think is the more likely of the two scenario's? You would be the most efficient complaints dept in history.

awww c'mon you're acting as though I'm some scary bitch I would greet complaints with eagerness and levelheadedness, anxious to make sure that we can always do better to please our clientbase

 

[starport968]

awww c'mon you're acting as though I'm some scary bitch I would greet complaints with eagerness and levelheadedness, anxious to make sure that we can always do better to please our clientbase

I wouldn't say your were that at all, but you did manage to keep Mal under control!

Do you work in marketing by any chance??? If not, you should! That attiude might breed complaints from less scrupulous people than myself....

 

[PenIsMightier1]

I wouldn't say your were that at all, but you did manage to keep Mal under control!

Do you work in marketing by any chance??? If not, you should! That attiude might breed complaints from less scrupulous people than myself....

I am woman, hear me rawr!

I don't think I could work in marketing, I don't think I'd be allowed to scare people into buying stuff

 

[starport968]

I am woman, hear me rawr!

I don't think I could work in marketing, I don't think I'd be allowed to scare people into buying stuff

Oh I don't know, everything else has been tried, scare tactics might be the way forward. And some people like it as well...

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Oh I don't know, everything else has been tried, scare tactics might be the way forward. And some people like it as well...

Buy this shit, or I'll come stand on your scrotum with my high heels?

 

[starport968]

Buy this shit, or I'll come stand on your scrotum with my high heels?

I NEED to see that advert on ITV1 during the X Factor!!

 

[PenIsMightier1]

I NEED to see that advert on ITV1 during the X Factor!!

Well people watch the weakest link, obviously there are a lot of masochists in the UK, my sales pitch could work... but then I might have to change it to "Buy this shit and I'll come stand on your scrotum with my high heels"

 

[starport968]

Well people watch the weakest link, obviously there are a lot of masochists in the UK, my sales pitch could work... but then I might have to change it to "Buy this shit and I'll come stand on your scrotum with my high heels"

Masochists on so many levels. You would be beating them off with a stick with that one. They would probably like that as well, or maybe a crop...

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Masochists on so many levels. You would be beating them off with a stick with that one. They would probably like that as well, or maybe a crop...

I'll save my crop for Mal

 

[starport968]

I'll save my crop for Mal

I'm sure she would appreciate it Miss.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

I'm sure she would appreciate it Miss.

I'm sure she will, and only Mal calls me Miss, you can either call me Pen or Mistress

 

[starport968]

I'm sure she will, and only Mal calls me Miss, you can either call me Pen or Mistress

A 1000 apologies mistress.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

A 1000 apologies mistress.

Damn right

 

[starport968]

Damn right

I would but something tells me that would be a dangerous move...