The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

And end up on an 18-30's hedonistic holiday to Jamaica...

I put in a sexy English Librarian.

and she gets intoduced to the 800s in the Dewey Sytem (never could stand Cutter).

I put in a request for Lady Chaterly...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and she gets intoduced to the 800s in the Dewey Sytem (never could stand Cutter).

I put in a request for Lady Chaterly...

and, she answers your call--yakity, yak, don't look back.

I put in a memoir.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, she answers your call--yakity, yak, don't look back.

I put in a memoir.

and it gets censored.

I put in an underground press...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it gets censored.

I put in an underground press...

and, the tub of invisible ink is lost somewhere in the basement.

I put a pair of 3-D glasses.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the tub of invisible ink is lost somewhere in the basement.

I put a pair of 3-D glasses.

and the men in the audience fall backwards when they look at your bosom.

I put in a pair of back row seats in the movie theatre...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the men in the audience fall backwards when they look at your bosom.

I put in a pair of back row seats in the movie theatre...

and, it's a don't ask, don't tell situation going on back there.

I put in a box of juicy fruits.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it's a don't ask, don't tell situation going on back there.

I put in a box of juicy fruits.

and everyone's mouth waters.

I put in a variety of oral pleasures...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and everyone's mouth waters.

I put in a variety of oral pleasures...

and, I get a mixed bag of nuts.

I put in a ton of salt.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I get a mixed bag of nuts.

I put in a ton of salt.

and you're statements are taken with a grain of it.

I put in one version of the truth...

 

[Austin8]

and, I get a mixed bag of nuts.

I put in a ton of salt.

sodium is bad for you

I put in herbs to replace your salt dependence

 

[Austin8]

and you're statements are taken with a grain of it.

I put in one version of the truth...

and the prosecution says it's been twisted to benefit the defense

I put in a pair of boxing gloves

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you're statements are taken with a grain of it.

I put in one version of the truth...

and, I raise my right hand.

I put in a salt-free, herb-heavy pot of beef stew for Austin and Company.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and that's the way to warm us up, thanks! Yum! *digs in*

I put in a sleepless night...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and that's the way to warm us up, thanks! Yum! *digs in*

I put in a sleepless night...

and you get a good reason for staying awake.

I put in some moon-inspired reveries...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a good reason for staying awake.

I put in some moon-inspired reveries...

and, it comes with a Blue Moon beer.

I put in eight cyrstal glasses to klink out the tune.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it comes with a Blue Moon beer.

I put in eight cyrstal glasses to klink out the tune.

and you get a one-octave air.

I put in a bit of polyphony...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a one-octave air.

I put in a bit of polyphony...

and, you end up with a barbershop quartet.

I put in the red and white stripe pole.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you end up with a barbershop quartet.

I put in the red and white stripe pole.

and the barber strops his razor for your very personalshave.

I put in a warm towel and geated lather...

 

[Austin8]

and the barber strops his razor for your very personalshave.

I put in a warm towel and geated lather...

Yeowww, that towel is burning hot!

I put in a pick axe

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the barber strops his razor for your very personalshave.

I put in a warm towel and geated lather...

and, it leads you to a long soak in a claw foot bathtub afterward.

I put in a bottle of lavendar oil.

Sorry, A. I was daydreaming and got behing on my posting.

 

[Handley_Page]

Yeowww, that towel is burning hot!

I put in a pick axe

and I axe you to pick the right towel.

I put in a working thermostat

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Yeowww, that towel is burning hot!

I put in a pick axe

and, it hammers out a face of stone.

I put in a sandblaster.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, it hammers out a face of stone.

I put in a sandblaster.

it comes complete with stereo speakers.


I put in some really awful rap records

 

[Austin8]

it comes complete with stereo speakers.


I put in some really awful rap records

The Aliens and I take turns throwing them off the 1rst St. Bridge

I put in a well stocked sand bar

 

[Handley_Page]

The Aliens and I take turns throwing them off the 1rst St. Bridge

I put in a well stocked sand bar

complete with stranded luxury yacht.


I put in a case of good Scotch