The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Austin8]

complete with stranded luxury yacht.


I put in a case of good Scotch

and I didn't realize there were that many good Scotsmen left?

I put in a run whilst pushing my friend in a wheelchair.

 

[Handley_Page]

and I didn't realize there were that many good Scotsmen left?

I put in a run whilst pushing my friend in a wheelchair.

and get booked for speeding.

I put in an electric wheelchair

[PS. will someone else report this turkish (?) spam ? ]

 

[Austin8]

and get booked for speeding.

I put in an electric wheelchair

but the controls short in the British downpour

I put in a pint at the Cavern

i have, sometimes it takes days before it's removed

 

[Handley_Page]

but the controls short in the British downpour

I put in a pint at the Cavern

i have, sometimes it takes days before it's removed

and it get diluted by the condensation.

I put in an item from Mother Shipton's cave

 

[Austin8]

and it get diluted by the condensation.

I put in an item from Mother Shipton's cave

an interesting item, the aliens examine it closely

I put in a rubicks cube, squared

 

[Handley_Page]

an interesting item, the aliens examine it closely

I put in a rubicks cube, squared

and beings from the forth dimension stare at you from within

I put in a treatise on string theory

 

[Austin8]

and beings from the forth dimension stare at you from within

I put in a treatise on string theory

Lynns cat debunks the theory

I put in a NKG spark plug

 

[kimbalee]

Lynns cat debunks the theory

I put in a NKG spark plug

and you get a shocking experience.

I put in left over spaghetti and meat balls...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a shocking experience.

I put in left over spaghetti and meat balls...

are there other kinds of... balls?

I put in a book from the li bare eee

 

[kimbalee]

are there other kinds of... balls?

I put in a book from the li bare eee

laughing. good one.


I return it for you, donning a complete haz mat suit and armed with cootie spray.

I put in a brand new book, the kind you can hear crackle when you open the front cover...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I wonder which of you wrote it.

I put in a piece of twine...

 

[kimbalee]

and I wonder which of you wrote it.

I put in a piece of twine...

and you get a rustic looking bow on the outside of a brown paper wrapped package.

I put in a gift card for Barnes & Noble...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

just what I wanted!

I put in a crystal ball...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

just what I wanted!

I put in a crystal ball...

and you get a very fragile gentleman.

I put in a memory of things yet seen...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and they scare me.

I put in a cedar waxwing...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and they scare me.

I put in a cedar waxwing...

and it gets drawn to an alternative lifestyle by a Bohemian Waxwing.

I put in an artsy bird feeder...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and the humming, winged wonders go wild.

I put in a mitten...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the humming, winged wonders go wild.

I put in a mitten...

and the VM has another, but it doesn't quite match.

I put in a little hand-warming massage for a chilly morn...

 

[EnglishEm]

and the VM has another, but it doesn't quite match.

I put in a little hand-warming massage for a chilly morn...

And I pull out a hang nail with frost bite.

I put in a toasted bacon sandwich.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And I pull out a hang nail with frost bite.

I put in a toasted bacon sandwich.

and the smoke alarm goes off from the bacon fat in the toaster.

I put in a BLT with a side of slaw...

 

[EnglishEm]

and the smoke alarm goes off from the bacon fat in the toaster.

I put in a BLT with a side of slaw...

And the slaw drops out the bottom, into my cleavage.

I put in a paper napkin.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And the slaw drops out the bottom, into my cleavage.

I put in a paper napkin.

and the napkin holds the slaw in while it gets removed, very gingerly, with a fork.

I put in a serving of the tasty slaw ever served...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the napkin holds the slaw in while it gets removed, very gingerly, with a fork.

I put in a serving of the tasty slaw ever served...

and the waitress serves it wearing nothing but an apron.

I put in a returning view to the kitchen.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the waitress serves it wearing nothing but an apron.

I put in a returning view to the kitchen.

and everyone appreciates that it's only a lap apron.

I put in a short order...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and by the time the order arrives, (35 min. later) I am one low-blood-sugar "hangry" woman (the phenomenon of hunger causing anger).

I put in an apology to the server for my bad behavior...