The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[EnglishEm]

but the Raspberries were a bit past their best.

I put in a notepad

And pulled out a best seller!

I put in a Welsh dragon

 

[Austin8]

And pulled out a best seller!

I put in a Welsh dragon

but suddenly it becomes a Welsh Rarebit!

i put in a run along the river

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but suddenly it becomes a Welsh Rarebit!

i put in a run along the river

and, it's too bad it wasn't mine. We have a nice paved path on both sides of the river with eagles nesting in the spring and a beautiful view of the city on the other side. Come for a visit.

I put in nice fall foliage. Best in the world!

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I gleefully leap into the pile of freshly fallen, newly raked leaves with abandon.

I put in a pair of wings...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I gleefully leap into the pile of freshly fallen, newly raked leaves with abandon.

I put in a pair of wings...

and, the angel appears before us in the form of a famous author.

I put in a Halloween dream about a ghost.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I tell you "It wasn't a dream."

I put in a glow stick...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I tell you "It wasn't a dream."

I put in a glow stick...

and, I'm wondering where you want to stick it.


I put in an emptry trick or treating bucket.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and it comes out filled with naughty things

I put in a map to the stars...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it comes out filled with naughty things

I put in a map to the stars...

and, venus is the best looking one.

I put in a little dipper.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, venus is the best looking one.

I put in a little dipper.

it goes well with the chocolate.

I put in a map to the stairs.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

it goes well with the chocolate.

I put in a map to the stairs.

and, it winds you through the long cold stone hallway before you get there.

I put in a spooky dungeon full of Halloween tricks.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I lick my lips at the treats that await.

I put in a bonfire...

 

[Handley_Page]

and I lick my lips at the treats that await.

I put in a bonfire...

and it takes the Fire Services fourteen appliances a week to control the resulting blaze.


I put in a new Vending Machine

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it takes the Fire Services fourteen appliances a week to control the resulting blaze.


I put in a new Vending Machine

and, it's out with the old, and in with the new state of the art machine that still gives the same kind of service, but it's prettier to look at.

I put in a new three-course dinner on one plastic wrapped dish.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, it's out with the old, and in with the new state of the art machine that still gives the same kind of service, but it's prettier to look at.

I put in a new three-course dinner on one plastic wrapped dish.

and the plastic is better tasting than the food.

I put in a string of good English sausages.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the plastic is better tasting than the food.

I put in a string of good English sausages.

and, I add some pasta with sauce. Voila. It's Italian night!

I put in picture of the Mona Lisa.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

Mm, can I come for dinner? I'll provide the Apple Crisp and Harvest Fluff (with Pumpin Butter) dip (and birthday balloons..woohoo!)

and I tickle her and make her smile.

I put in a seashell...

 

[19Snake_Eyes64]

Mm, can I come for dinner? I'll provide the Apple Crisp and Harvest Fluff (with Pumpin Butter) dip (and birthday balloons..woohoo!)

and I tickle her and make her smile.

I put in a seashell...

And I got out a hermit crab

I put in a coke can

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And I got out a hermit crab

I put in a coke can

and, it turns into a game of spin the bottle.

I put in a deck of cards.



Luna, I want to know about that fluff stuff. Send me the recipe and bring on the balloons.

Welcome to the vending machine area, Snake Eyes.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it turns into a game of spin the bottle.

I put in a deck of cards.



Luna, I want to know about that fluff stuff. Send me the recipe and bring on the balloons.

Welcome to the vending machine area, Snake Eyes.

and four men join you at the table for a game of strip poker.

I put in an opening bet...

 

[EnglishEm]

and four men join you at the table for a game of strip poker.

I put in an opening bet...

And I get outbid at the last minute.

I put in an essay.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And I get outbid at the last minute.

I put in an essay.

and the VM cries out in despair at yet one more essay to grade.

I put in for early retirement...

 

[Austin8]

and the VM cries out in despair at yet one more essay to grade.

I put in for early retirement...

but your request is denied; due to the lack of qualified profs in your area.

I put in a burial policy

Lol, morning Tio!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but your request is denied; due to the lack of qualified profs in your area.

I put in a burial policy

Lol, morning Tio!

and the VM sighs, "Ah sweet refuge from the toils of life."

I put in a mid-semester Professional Development trip to Florida...

Good morning, Austin; brewed any coffee yet?

 

[EnglishEm]

and the VM sighs, "Ah sweet refuge from the toils of life."

I put in a mid-semester Professional Development trip to Florida...

Good morning, Austin; brewed any coffee yet?

And end up on an 18-30's hedonistic holiday to Jamaica...

I put in a sexy English Librarian.