Is Your Neighbor a Literotican?

[Trinique_Fire]

I know that a lot of us have met one or more of our fellow Litsters, but have you ever thought about the possibility that your neighbors, friends, cashier at the local bookstore, hot bank teller, weird guy in the basement apartment, etc etc etc might be Litsters?

Have you ever been a part of a conversation or overheard a conversation that genuinely suggested the possibility? Have you walked by someone in the Borders cafe who was browsing the Lit forums on their laptop?

Interested in any and all stories here.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

nope. Can't say that I have met anyone that found this site on their own. I have pointed a few people to my stories, but that is about it.

And since I use my real face everywhere on the internet, and no one has admitted to seeing me here... Well, maybe they are just shy?

 

[bronzeage]

A few friends have signed up on Lit because I was here, but none of them are active. I don't know of anyone in my city and there are very few in Louisiana.

It is not like that on other boards. On of those few friends has a profile on collarme.com. She sent me a link and out of curiosity, I searched for other collarme types in Baton Rouge. There were over 70 profiles with pics.

 

[Xelebes]

I have met a Literotican at a local munch.

 

[Katyusha]

None of my close RL friends are here. I've often wondered about co-workers, but none of them would ever tell me they come here because they'd be too afraid of my reaction (they all think I'm this perfect, proper, innocent lady for some reason). I think I'd have to find them out by accident.

 

[Austin8]

Hmm, maybe we need Literotica tee shirts...

 

[soflabbwlvr]

Hmm, maybe we need Literotica tee shirts...

How about a handshake?

 

[Austin8]

How about a handshake?

Hahaha! nice!

 

[3113]

I know that a lot of us have met one or more of our fellow Litsters, but have you ever thought about the possibility that your neighbors, friends, cashier at the local bookstore, hot bank teller, weird guy in the basement apartment, etc etc etc might be Litsters?

Oh, man, that explains so much. Okay,Trinique, could you please do something about your pet? It keeps messing up my lawn. And TheeGoatPig, you've got to cut back on the late night parties, you wildman you. I need my beauty rest.

Bronzeage, I don't mind the sight of you naked sunbathing, but I think it very unfair that you never invite me to any of your many barbeques. They smell delicious. If I bring some potato salad can I come?

Xelebes, I see you there with your binoculars peering at us from behind the curtains. Cut it out.

Katyusha, I'm sorry I gave you that lousy tip. It wasn't your fault if kitchen made my salad with wilted lettuce. I'll make it up for you next time I drop in for lunch.

Austin8, great book recommendation. I'm almost finished with it. Has the second in the he series hit the bookstore shelves yet?

Soflabbwlvr, what's with the weird way you keep shaking my hand? it's a little disturbing.

 

[Xelebes]

Xelebes, I see you there with your binoculars peering at us from behind the curtains. Cut it out.

They are not binoculars, they're my glasses. I need them to read but they do help me see things in the distance.

 

[Austin8]

3113 said: Austin8, great book recommendation. I'm almost finished with it. Has the second in the he series hit the bookstore shelves yet?

I said: which book?

 

[Trinique_Fire]

3113, I resent that statement. The last pet I had was a blond eighteen year old girl and that was more than five years ago.

 

[sr71plt]

No hint at all until two weeks ago when I was in the hotel at Mesa Verde Park in Colorado and signed into the hotel computer because my laptop wouldn't make a wireless connection. Literotica was already in the the addressing history of the computer.

 

[Guest]

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[cloudy]

My 21-yr-old son's an occasional AHer. It's all good.

 

[Guest]

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[3113]

Hi there, we're your kinky neighbors!

Speaking of which, can we talk about the noise level coming from your house, Sarahh? I mean TheeGoat is one thing with his hip-hop and all night parties, but I can hear your, um, odd sounds from across the street.

 

[3113]

They are not binoculars, they're my glasses. I need them to read but they do help me see things in the distance.

Uh-huh, yeah. Sure. And I suppose you're gonna tell me that telescope of yours is a monocle?

 

[rengadeirishman]

I have never known anyone who lived near me on any site i frequent, save for one occasional litster who i was seeing for several months.

I must just run in different circles then everyone else i know.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

I've often wondered about this myself.
Like.. the customers that sit in my chair. Have they ever been here?
Ever read one of my stories? Ever talked to me on here in passing?
How freakin' crazy could it be, lol.

A few years ago, I had my stories pulled. One of the other managers where I worked made a comment to me about one of the managers writing stories on a sex site. Too close for comfort! Was she talking about me? Hell, I don't know. I guess there could have been another one, lol. If that happened now, I'd probably own it. I'm a little more mature these days.

 

[_Lynn_]

My 21-yr-old son's an occasional AHer. It's all good.

My daughter's been here as well.

 

[Xelebes]

Uh-huh, yeah. Sure. And I suppose you're gonna tell me that telescope of yours is a monocle?

I use it to inspect jewelry. Nothing else.

 

[Bebeslut]

I hope I'm never recognized!

Considering some of the PMs I get ("Hey, ya wanna cyber!!!!!!") from the creepy types who notice I am from the same city they are, I hope I'm never recognized!

 

[Nameless_Rose]

The internet is such a weird place. I sometimes wonder if I'm talking to someone who got turned on by a story I wrote. This thread could make for a good erotic story itself: Boy meets girl and they hit it off, then one suddenly discovers that the other is the author of the hottest sex story they've ever read. Maybe they try to act it out together or something. So many possibilities.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

One of my neighbors is a former porn star. I think that would be more scandalous than my stories.