Females: Are You Sexy and Adventerous?

[JT_Stone]

OK, here's the deal, I have a book heading to Kindle soon and I need a sexy female or couple to grace the cover. Faces need not be shown. I'm a photographer so I can walk you through getting a nice digital shot with your camera in your home.

Somebody? Anybody?

{Flamers, please just move along. Thanks.}

 

[Saint Peter]

I am sexy and adventurous.

 

[JT_Stone]

I am sexy and adventurous.

I'll keep that in mind for when I write Max Load: Private Eye.

 

[richard_daily]

What kind of compensation can a kindle book cover model expect to receive? I know multiple people who probably would be interested.

 

[Sinny]

Really? A "book cover." That's the line you're using to wheedle self porn?

Heh.

 

[bronzeage]

Really? A "book cover." That's the line you're using to wheedle self porn?

Heh.

My new pet name for you shall be "Covergirl".

 

[Sinny]

My new pet name for you shall be "Covergirl".

Ahhhh, I liked the nic "Slutty Bangs" better!

 

[bronzeage]

Ahhhh, I liked the nic "Slutty Bangs" better!

Since you started parting in the middle, that one no longer suits you.

 

[Saint Peter]

Nice part!

 

[Mistress]

No. I'm not.

 

[Wrong Element]

I am sexy and adventurous.

I see you know how to spell adventurous, which puts you one step ahead of our (cough) professional author here.


I'm not sure what it is, but every thread in GB history that has a title posing a question to "females" or "ladies" has been lameness personified.

 

[blunt_trauma]

No. I'm not.

me neither.

 

[artemesia_g]

Really? A "book cover." That's the line you're using to wheedle self porn?

Heh.

I'm guessing he (she?) is going to need us to send lots and lots of test shots so he/she can pick just the right one for the cover. Right?

 

[Sinny]

I'm guessing he (she?) is going to need us to send lots and lots of test shots so he/she can pick just the right one for the cover. Right?

Yes, and I think I'm going to try out for the part because it just sounds so damn intriguing. Nobody from here has never, ever asked me to take nekky pics of myself. Ever. I mean, that's such an unusual request, I feel like I should just go for it because of the rarity of it. Hey, would you like to do the photo shoot with me? I'm pretty sure I know a guy who would take pics of us together.

 

[ksmybuttons]

I'll do it. I have to pose with St. Pete, though. No photoshop. If you want to send me an airline ticket to Colorado, I'll fly out and we can take the picture in his basement. I bet I'd really like the partner.

Contact me offline and I'll give you the info on where to send the money for the ticket.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Yes, and I think I'm going to try out for the part because it just sounds so damn intriguing. Nobody from here has never, ever asked me to take nekky pics of myself. Ever. I mean, that's such an unusual request, I feel like I should just go for it because of the rarity of it. Hey, would you like to do the photo shoot with me? I'm pretty sure I know a guy who would take pics of us together.

He can fly us all out to Colorado.

 

[artemesia_g]

Yes, and I think I'm going to try out for the part because it just sounds so damn intriguing. Nobody from here has never, ever asked me to take nekky pics of myself. Ever. I mean, that's such an unusual request, I feel like I should just go for it because of the rarity of it. Hey, would you like to do the photo shoot with me? I'm pretty sure I know a guy who would take pics of us together.

I know! I mean, I almost fainted from the shock of someone seeking nude pics. But yes, I think your plan is wise. And I think you're right about knowing a guy....

 

[ksmybuttons]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2191/2417164282_3cedc64029.jpg​

Beautiful Flame.

 

[Sinny]

I'll do it. I have to pose with St. Pete, though. No photoshop. If you want to send me an airline ticket to Colorado, I'll fly out and we can take the picture in his basement. I bet I'd really like the partner.

Contact me offline and I'll give you the info on where to send the money for the ticket.

You make me laugh my ass off. How the hell are you? I haven't seen you in months. I made your taco layered dip for a party a few weekends ago and people went APESHIT CRAZY for it. I even low caloried it up.

He can fly us all out to Colorado.

Damn fucking straight he will.

I know! I mean, I almost fainted from the shock of someone seeking nude pics. But yes, I think your plan is wise. And I think you're right about knowing a guy....

My plan is rock solid.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2191/2417164282_3cedc64029.jpg​

Heh.

Beautiful Flame.

 

[JT_Stone]

What kind of compensation can a kindle book cover model expect to receive? I know multiple people who probably would be interested.

$100. Or a ride on the baloney pony. Hell, I'll throw in the latter as a signing bonus.

 

[Saint Peter]

I'll do it. I have to pose with St. Pete, though. No photoshop. If you want to send me an airline ticket to Colorado, I'll fly out and we can take the picture in his basement. I bet I'd really like the partner.

Contact me offline and I'll give you the info on where to send the money for the ticket.

No fluffer needed!

 

[JT_Stone]

Yes, and I think I'm going to try out for the part because it just sounds so damn intriguing. Nobody from here has never, ever asked me to take nekky pics of myself. Ever. I mean, that's such an unusual request, I feel like I should just go for it because of the rarity of it. Hey, would you like to do the photo shoot with me? I'm pretty sure I know a guy who would take pics of us together.

Yo, flamers, next time I'm going to use smaller words in my last sentence. I often over estimate the GB IQ level. But the comments do crack me up. Posting on the good old GB is like tapping on the glass in the snake house and watching you all slither around on yourselves.

 

[Saint Peter]

Time to find your Amway ass a new home.

 

[blunt_trauma]

$100? what a fucking rip!

 

[Saint Peter]

$100? what a fucking rip!

I will double that if you will be on the cover of my new *kindle book!





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