The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

and you get a visit from a recruiter for a laid-back Cali software company.

I put in a game of office frisbee...

and that, Sir, is how the clock broke


I put in a new Sound Card.

 

[Austin8]

and that, Sir, is how the clock broke


I put in a new Sound Card.

and you, Sir, get a cackling, squealchy bit of static, in stereophonic sound

I but in a healthy snack.

 

[kimbalee]

and you, Sir, get a cackling, squealchy bit of static, in stereophonic sound

I but in a healthy snack.

and you get a and a wrinkled up nose.

I put in a piece of chocolate...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a and a wrinkled up nose.

I put in a piece of chocolate...

covered in oil & grease. The mouse likes it, though.


I put in a microsoft mouse.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

covered in oil & grease. The mouse likes it, though.


I put in a microsoft mouse.

and you get a macrosoft lab rat.

I put in an empty Erlenmeyer Flask...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a macrosoft lab rat.

I put in an empty Erlenmeyer Flask...

Flask? You put in a flask? I'll fill it up! Party in the Lab!

I put in a bottle of pumpkin flavored wine.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Flask? You put in a flask? I'll fill it up! Party in the Lab!

I put in a bottle of pumpkin flavored wine.

and you get a wine-flavoured pumpkin pie.

I put in a ten-day Hallowe'en party...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a wine-flavoured pumpkin pie.

I put in a ten-day Hallowe'en party...

and, the invitations go out dated for tomorrow.

I put in a Halloween Party Planning Book.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, the invitations go out dated for tomorrow.

I put in a Halloween Party Planning Book.

The Plans are in Ancient Sanskrit and damaged


I put in a small ball python.

 

[Austin8]

The Plans are in Ancient Sanskrit and damaged


I put in a small ball python.

but it bounces across the street.

I put in a thank you note to the man that returned it

 

[Handley_Page]

but it bounces across the street.

I put in a thank you note to the man that returned it

and you get another note from the prey that it was scheduled for it's lunch.


I put in a decent joystick

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but it bounces across the street.

I put in a thank you note to the man that returned it

and, I intercept the note and want to see the whole set.

I put in rubber hammer.

And, HP and I climb to new heights.

I put in a wing and a prayer.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I intercept the note and want to see the whole set.

I put in rubber hammer.

and it hits rubber balls with vigour.


I put in an ice axe.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and it hits rubber balls with vigour.


I put in an ice axe.

and the ice logs just don't work in the fireplace.

I put in a tightly-rolled Sunday Times...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the ice logs just don't work in the fireplace.

I put in a tightly-rolled Sunday Times...

and manage a straight three boundary hits on the diamond.


I put in a wet Wall Street Journal

 

[warmAmber]

and manage a straight three boundary hits on the diamond.


I put in a wet Wall Street Journal

and my tears blend with soggy pulp melting down like my investments...

i put in a box of fresh picked green tomatoes

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and my tears blend with soggy pulp melting down like my investments...

i put in a box of fresh picked green tomatoes

and you get a well-seasoned cast iron skillet.

I put in some breaded okra...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a well-seasoned cast iron skillet.

I put in some breaded okra...

which gets lost somewhere in the okrana

I put in some Carrots

 

[Austin8]

which gets lost somewhere in the okrana

I put in some Carrots

and I add some English peas, just for my mate Hp.

I put in a gum eraser.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and I add some English peas, just for my mate Hp.

I put in a gum eraser.

and, with your gums erased, all your teeth fall out.

I put in a referral to a good denturologist...

 

[Austin8]

and, with your gums erased, all your teeth fall out.

I put in a referral to a good denturologist...

someone said you need fake teeth? Who Knew!

I put in some soft food

 

[Tio_Narratore]

someone said you need fake teeth? Who Knew!

I put in some soft food

and that old guy everyone calls "Gummy" thanks you.

I put in a stick of hard charcoal...

 

[Austin8]

and that old guy everyone calls "Gummy" thanks you.

I put in a stick of hard charcoal...

and I eat it, cures diarrhea

I put in some old mans beard

 

[Bellamusa]

Old mans beard...

and I eat it, cures diarrhea

I put in some old mans beard

Thanks, I'll use in garden to keep to deer from nibbling. One minute... Ok! got it miniature tennis ball. A little slobber, my dog found it while we where walking on the beach. He can't have it he'll choke. (Mastiff)

I am new to this site

Ciao, Bellamusa

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Thanks, I'll use in garden to keep to deer from nibbling. One minute... Ok! got it miniature tennis ball. A little slobber, my dog found it while we where walking on the beach. He can't have it he'll choke. (Mastiff)

I am new to this site
Ok!, question I have been writing a short and need some editorial help, where do I go? English is not my native tounge, although I have been speaking it for many years, and I sometimes get confused on certain words...


Grazie. Bellamusa.


"Imspire me and allow my muse to play..."
"Mi ispirano e consentire la mia musa giocare..."

Ciao, bellamusa,

you should try the "Editor's Forum." Here's the link:

http://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=9

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