The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and I eat it, cures diarrhea

I put in some old mans beard

and your skin sores are cured as it grows into a White Fringe Tree.

I put in a few mature Datura...

 

[Austin8]

and your skin sores are cured as it grows into a White Fringe Tree.

I put in a few mature Datura...

But it's family Solanaceae, says he's still just a baby.

I put in a 5000M run

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But it's family Solanaceae, says he's still just a baby.

I put in a 5000M run

and I walk the last 4999m.

I put in a desert stroll...

 

[Austin8]

and I walk the last 4999m.

I put in a desert stroll...

and Badwater California at 282' below sea level is calling your name.

I put in a ticket to attend my first 5 mile race.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and Badwater California at 282' below sea level is calling your name.

I put in a ticket to attend my first 5 mile race.

and, that's going to look great in a scrapbook.

I put in a snapshot of a photofinish.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, that's going to look great in a scrapbook.

I put in a snapshot of a photofinish.

and Austin wins by a nose.

I put in the rest of the horse...


BTW, Austin, I've done Badwater Basin at high noon in July. It is hot.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and Austin wins by a nose.

I put in the rest of the horse...


BTW, Austin, I've done Badwater Basin at high noon in July. It is hot.

and, the Gallop poll numbers are counted.

I put in a hanging chad.

 

[Bellamusa]

Grazie....

Ciao, bellamusa,

you should try the "Editor's Forum." Here's the link:

http://forum.literotica.com/forumdisplay.php?f=9

Welcome to Lit!

Thanks for the heads ups!

Ciao, Bellamusa :

 

[Handley_Page]

and, the Gallop poll numbers are counted.

I put in a hanging chad.

And the audience look on in puzzlement.

I put in my old Glasses.

 

[Austin8]

And the audience look on in puzzlement.

I put in my old Glasses.

and all I can see is Heathrow

I put in an assigned spot in the 2011 Virgin London Marathon 04/17/2011

 

[Handley_Page]

and all I can see is Heathrow

I put in an assigned spot in the 2011 Virgin London Marathon 04/17/2011

And Mrs McBeth cries: "Out damned spot".


I put in a young Oak Tree

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And Mrs McBeth cries: "Out damned spot".


I put in a young Oak Tree

and, it has little tiny nuts.

I put in a big, fat Brazil nut.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it has little tiny nuts.

I put in a big, fat Brazil nut.

and it gets shaved.

I put in a very smooth pudenda...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it gets shaved.

I put in a very smooth pudenda...

and, that's a very touchy subject.

I put in a very smooth shot of whiskey.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, that's a very touchy subject.

I put in a very smooth shot of whiskey.

and you get asked to fill the tumbler.

I put in a bottle of Redbreast...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get asked to fill the tumbler.

I put in a bottle of Redbreast...

And, it's hooked to the redhead with a spigot.

I put in a deerskin canteen.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, it's hooked to the redhead with a spigot.

I put in a deerskin canteen.

and it leaks through all the double-O buckshot holes.

I put in an irate 16-pointer...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it leaks through all the double-O buckshot holes.

I put in an irate 16-pointer...

and, he makes for a lovely rack for all of my red hats.

I put in a purple finch.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, he makes for a lovely rack for all of my red hats.

I put in a purple finch.

and it makes a nice feather boa to go with your red hats.

I put in a bunch of unruly old ladies (no, I meant to say, "mature women")...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it makes a nice feather boa to go with your red hats.

I put in a bunch of unruly old ladies (no, I meant to say, "mature women")...

and, you hear cackling coming form the old hens in the vending machine.

I put in a long walk to the hen house.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you hear cackling coming form the old hens in the vending machine.

I put in a long walk to the hen house.

and Foghorn Leghorn takes it in stride.

I put in a Chicken Hawk...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and Foghorn Leghorn takes it in stride.

I put in a Chicken Hawk...

and, he's spitting out his words instead of feathers.

I put in roadrunner.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, he's spitting out his words instead of feathers.

I put in roadrunner.

and Old Man Coyote is confused.

I put in a night at the Saguaro Line...

(btw, Roadrunners are carnivorous birds).

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and Old Man Coyote is confused.

I put in a night at the Saguaro Line...

(btw, Roadrunners are carnivorous birds).

and, there isn't a leaf peeper in sight.

I put in a bid form on leaf raking.


I like eating meat, too.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, there isn't a leaf peeper in sight.

I put in a bid form on leaf raking.

And you see the rake's progress. . .


I put in a spare tine