God, this place is dull...

[ABSTRUSE]

I miss Colly and her political rebuttals...I miss Perdita and Dr. M....I miss CharleyH and her stuff.....I miss the intelligence
I miss the fun that used to be here
I miss Tatelou and Cloudy
I miss the lighthearted teasing that meant nothing.
I miss the people in my bar being silly
I miss the writing challenges based on assholes.

yes, I've been here a long time...I miss Laurel and joking with her
I miss that politics were kept from being nasty
I miss the flirthing and sex
I miss when people cared and did what they could to help out fellow AHer's in need.

Where the hell is MissScarlett and Carson and Svenska yelling "dont call me Sven!!"

I miss the fun.

Prove me wrong, new people.

 

[cloudy]

I can't prove you wrong, because I absolutely agree.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I miss Colly and her political rebuttals...I miss Perdita and Dr. M....I miss CharleyH and her stuff.....I miss the intelligence
I miss the fun that used to be here
I miss Tatelou and Cloudy
I miss the lighthearted teasing that meant nothing.
I miss the people in my bar being silly
I miss the writing challenges based on assholes.

yes, I've been here a long time...I miss Laurel and joking with her
I miss that politics were kept from being nasty
I miss the flirthing and sex
I miss when people cared and did what they could to help out fellow AHer's in need.

Where the hell is MissScarlett and Carson and Svenska yelling "dont call me Sven!!"

I miss the fun.

Prove me wrong, new people.

Liar, liar pants on fire. You miss the barroom brawling!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Liar, liar pants on fire. You miss the barroom brawling!

damn right!! but with smart people doing it

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I miss Colly and her political rebuttals...I miss Perdita and Dr. M....I miss CharleyH and her stuff.....I miss the intelligence
I miss the fun that used to be here
I miss Tatelou and Cloudy
I miss the lighthearted teasing that meant nothing.
I miss the people in my bar being silly
I miss the writing challenges based on assholes.

yes, I've been here a long time...I miss Laurel and joking with her
I miss that politics were kept from being nasty
I miss the flirthing and sex
I miss when people cared and did what they could to help out fellow AHer's in need.

Where the hell is MissScarlett and Carson and Svenska yelling "dont call me Sven!!"

I miss the fun.

Prove me wrong, new people.

The nastiness is beyond the merely political and becomes quite personal at times, but it doesn't eclipse the fun.

Perhaps you've just fallen into GOD Syndrome, longing for the Good Old Days that are really only memories of things that seemed to be but keep you from seeing what is here. And there is much fun here, from the straight out jokes of DGHear's Humor Thread through all the light-hearted repartee found even in the word games.

If you'd like, I could sit beside you and guide your hand to the threads I've found enjoyable here at the AH, to the people who are friends and who do help out others.

Here, take a look (my, your hand is so soft, and so easy to guide). Let me get a bit closer to see the same scene you see (My, your fragrance is so delightful, and so heady). Oh, Was I staring down your decolletage? (Je regrette, ma chere, mais vos seins sont tres belle).

Ciao, mia bella

 

[ABSTRUSE]

The nastiness is beyond the merely political and becomes quite personal at times, but it doesn't eclipse the fun.

Perhaps you've just fallen into GOD Syndrome, longing for the Good Old Days that are really only memories of things that seemed to be but keep you from seeing what is here. And there is much fun here, from the straight out jokes of DGHear's Humor Thread through all the light-hearted repartee found even in the word games.

If you'd like, I could sit beside you and guide your hand to the threads I've found enjoyable here at the AH, to the people who are friends and who do help out others.

Here, take a look (my, your hand is so soft, and so easy to guide). Let me get
You sweet thing...yes I miss the days when people had respect and were fun. Walk with me....and then come to my bar and we'll have a few drinks.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

damn right!! but with smart people doing it

This place has become the USO with its cookies and Kool Aid and slow dancing plump farmer's wives.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

This place has become the USO with its cookies and Kool Aid and slow dancing plump farmer's wives.

Yep, with the lean men in uniform tasting the Toklas cookbook cookies that the slow, real slow dancing wives have baked while their plump husbands are off weeding their gardens...

Oh,I'm sorry, did you mean they were "farmer's plump wives" and not "wives of plump farmers?" Oh, dear, whatever is a writer to do?

Well, no matter who's plump, as long as the dancing is slow, real, real slow, I'll be content with the wives.

Good thinking, JBJ.

 

[trysail]

The Puritans proved to be intolerant of contrary opinions.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

The Puritans proved to be intolerant of contrary opinions.

and I am Abs....and I'm bored.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I'm insulted and I don't insult easily. I am fun--ask anyone. Ask all of them.

A few years ago, a thing came along called politically correct. It sucked the wind out of alot of sails. Was it the right thing to do? Most likely. I think the whole world is a nicer place these days, but then again, I pretty much have my head in the sand.

Just point me to the bar, and I'm there.

 

[Handley_Page]

and I am Abs....and I'm bored.

Good Evening Abs.
You have my sympathy.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm insulted and I don't insult easily. I am fun--ask anyone. Ask all of them.

A few years ago, a thing came along called politically correct. It sucked the wind out of alot of sails. Was it the right thing to do? Most likely. I think the whole world is a nicer place these days, but then again, I pretty much have my head in the sand.

Just point me to the bar, and I'm there.

its under ABstrusions....been there a while, come in and make a space.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm insulted and I don't insult easily. I am fun--ask anyone. Ask all of them.

A few years ago, a thing came along called politically correct. It sucked the wind out of alot of sails. Was it the right thing to do? Most likely. I think the whole world is a nicer place these days, but then again, I pretty much have my head in the sand.

Just point me to the bar, and I'm there.

I'll vouch for her being fun, even when being contrary. Be sure to have enough of the fixin's for cosmos on hand; this woman can drink.

 

[Handley_Page]

I'll vouch for her being fun, even when being contrary. Be sure to have enough of the fixin's for cosmos on hand; this woman can drink.

I'll stay on Lemonade then.
It's safer and I don't get the words mixed up.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

This place started getting boring when the was moved off the quick smilies menu in the reply box. Bring back the nanas!

 

[Liar]

There is also not enough sheep related threads anymore.

 

[TxRad]

Put these six on ignore:

amicus
JAMESBJOHNSON
LJ_Reloaded
Songcatcher
squarejohn
trysail

You'll find the real AH under all their crap.

I'll be by for a drink later.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The sheeple are starting to understand that LIT is about entertainment NOT saving souls for Heaven.

 

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[TxRad]

And garderobes threads.

And threads about clown sex.

And bunny ball ball.

Don't forget the Queens purse.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

And garderobes threads.

And threads about clown sex.

And bunny ball ball.

Bunny ball ball?

 

[THROBBS]

God,this place is dull

I am inclined (to the point of horizontal) to agree.

And even "upstairs" (in the corner), things are stagnant.


I just saw a thread from Tatelou herself, that she is deleting her account and all work, to move on.

 

[Loring2]

Yes and ...

The Puritans proved to be intolerant of contrary opinions.

... the Puritans proved to be annoyingly persistent and strikingly if not stupidly narrow in their insistence.

I'll just name a name, it was simply anti Amicus and that was unworthy.

I have my differences with Amicus and let it be said that Amicus never wastes a word when he can use ten. That having been said; he's a good man with a fine mind and I frankly miss his presence if only to seethe at him. It isn't that I disagree with him so much as the way he says things.

I've enjoyed reading what the writers talk about on AH and I frankly feel unwelcome here because I've never been published on Literotica and never will be but I assure you that I'm a writer and one who earned a more than good living for many years and only this past January did I retire.

The writing philosophies of many of you and the profiles you exhibit indicate that you feel uncomfortable writing fiction. Don't feel bad about this; the number of people who have made their living in the field of fiction is small.

There is one basic to remember. Stories are told in scenes and that means from the shot that kills the preacher to the positioning of the knot in the noose at the hanging. We get from one scene to the next by the dialogue we write and we have to make it believable in the process.

Adios und auf wiedersehn

and by the way some of you are so left wing that you've become simple ideologues, knock it off, have some fun.

JELoring

 

[Stella_Omega]

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