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expect no prostitutes?
dammit, i gotta clean my specs.
Oh fuck! I was expecting prostitutes. What am I to do now?
Hmmmm, where did I put that nice soft 3/8" cotton rope with the orange and black threads in it.
I can think of much better places to tie you than the computer.
I'd threaten to spank you if yo0u don't start writing but that would be a treat more than a trick.![]()
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Perhaps I'll start another Halloween entry instead. I've got the first line...
Og
Since I posted this, I've expanded the first line, which is no longer the first, into a complete short story that I've just submitted.
Og
Whoo Hoo! Congrats Og. Best of luck to ye!
Now if I can just get my act together to finish my story. Sheesh!![]()
Of course you can. Maybe not as fast as my six hours from first word to submission, but you have days yet.
Og
Yay, I'm up!
If that's not too misleading a comment on this site.
Don't know why, but this story was really hard to write. Halloween is a tough subject for me, not being a native of America it's not got the same cultural frisson to the rest of us. But we had witches too!
just a friendly note that though i don't have a dog in the race (no time, no time) I HAVE posted my twisted ideas over on the story Ideas forum, if you need inspiration.