WTF? Who needs this?

[Boxlicker101]

In doing some research, I asked for details from a website. Today, I got this SPAM, except it probably isn't SPAM because I asked them for info.

Who on Earth is going to pay for pics of two dolls posed as if having sex or a person and a doll? You can get videos or photos of the real thing for free.

 

[aWench]

I know what you mean

I can totally relate! In doing some research for a possible job, I got TONS of unsolicited emails, at least to my way of thinking. Some had nothing to do with my topic, and were of no use to me personally. I mean, what do I need with Cialis, Levitra, or Viagra? Last I heard, they don't do a thing for females, besides which, I've never needed any help getting ready for sex. Well, other than some foreplay, but that encompasses a lot of territory. Okay, enough rambling.

Hope your email improves.

 

[Stella_Omega]

In doing some research, I asked for details from a website. Today, I got this SPAM, except it probably isn't SPAM because I asked them for info.
http://sn142w.snt142.mail.live.com/default.aspx?wa=wsignin1.0

Who on Earth is going to pay for pics of two dolls posed as if having sex or a person and a doll? You can get videos or photos of the real thing for free.

Dude, none of us can sign in to YOUR hotmail account.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Dude, none of us can sign in to YOUR hotmail account.

That shouldn't have happened. Here is what the SPAM was.

RDP Productions is excited to announce the launch of www.realdollporn.com!! THE place to find RealDolls doing what they do best!



We are offering a trial period of $10.99 for 14 days for all customers of RealDoll, so sign up now and enjoy your favorite dolls!



Simply go to: http://www.realdollporn.com



Thank you!

 

[Mrtouf]

That is hilarious and creepy at the same time.

Still, there are obvious upsides to working with porn dolls. They don't get paid, they don't talk back, and they're available 24/7. Just don't leave them near a fire or their faces will melt.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Geeze, as if the ugly fake expressions real women make in porn weren't bad enough.

Always wanted to see a plastic woman sitting on a toilet with her mouth shaped like a dickhole

 

[jomar]

Rule 36 in action.

 

[bronzeage]

Geeze, as if the ugly fake expressions real women make in porn weren't bad enough.

Always wanted to see a plastic woman sitting on a toilet with her mouth shaped like a dickhole

The functioning urinary tract is available by special order only.

 

[Stella_Omega]

The functioning urinary tract is available by special order only.

She neither spits nor swallows.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

The only advantage I see here is...no STD's.

Yep, that's the only one.

 

[Stella_Omega]

The only advantage I see here is...no STD's.

Yep, that's the only one.

She won't squall about a gangbang. But then you would have to worry about STDs.

 

[bronzeage]

She won't squall about a gangbang. But then you would have to worry about STDs.

I would rather be arrested for public masturbation under a suntan lotion billboard than be caught dead with one of those things.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

She won't squall about a gangbang. But then you would have to worry about STDs.

Not if you hosed her out after each guy, with disinfectant.

 

[TE999]

That shouldn't have happened. Here is what the SPAM was.

RDP Productions is excited to announce the launch of www.realdollporn.com!! THE place to find RealDolls doing what they do best!



We are offering a trial period of $10.99 for 14 days for all customers of RealDoll, so sign up now and enjoy your favorite dolls!



Simply go to: http://www.realdollporn.com



Thank you!

That is seriously disturbing. Who in the hell would patronize that site? Latex freaks? You can see real people in all manner of sex acts, which is cool, but dolls...or mannikins...whatever...is reeeally bizarre.

Let's hope little brother doesn't bruise his pecker trying to get it on with big sis' Barbie...or Skipper.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

That is seriously disturbing. Who in the hell would patronize that site? Latex freaks? You can see real people in all manner of sex acts, which is cool, but dolls...or mannikins...whatever...is reeeally bizarre.

Let's hope little brother doesn't bruise his pecker trying to get it on with big sis' Barbie...or Skipper.

There are some people who have certain fetishes or fears and these dolls, latex freaks as you put it, will fill the void that they may have in their lives.

Then again, unless they buy one...never mind, no wait, it's the same as those who watch Anime porn...fucking freaks.

 

[Dragonlipz]

In doing some research, I asked for details from a website. Today, I got this SPAM, except it probably isn't SPAM because I asked them for info.

Who on Earth is going to pay for pics of two dolls posed as if having sex or a person and a doll? You can get videos or photos of the real thing for free.

Got a little too bold with those kinky websites did we? Dude, there's no free lunch and no free sex.....You're too much of a tea-bagger to enjoy a mutually satisfying situation: much better if you get charged for the encounter, then no one is being subsidized, no need for any political afterthought..............
I hope this made as little sense as the crap you posted and expected anyone over the age of five to believe.........
PS - I wish you and the doll all the best.....

 

[Boxlicker101]

Got a little too bold with those kinky websites did we? Dude, there's no free lunch and no free sex.....You're too much of a tea-bagger to enjoy a mutually satisfying situation: much better if you get charged for the encounter, then no one is being subsidized, no need for any political afterthought..............
I hope this made as little sense as the crap you posted and expected anyone over the age of five to believe.........
PS - I wish you and the doll all the best.....

What are you babbling about? I'm not buying anything; this is just an ad saying I should subscribe to this doll site, which I find so ridiculous. It's not costing me anything, because I'm not going to do it.

What I am going to do is use the info I derived from the Living Doll ads I saw earlier and write a story for the Toys and Masturbation section. I won't pay them anything, and I'm not personally costing them anything, and I didn't ask for the SPAM, if that's what it is. As far as I'm concdrned, this is a mutually satisfying situation. I receive some benefit, and they get a small amount of free advertising, because I am going to mention the company by name and say good things about their product.

I posted the SPAM to give people here a chuckle about a site that wants to charge money to see pictures and videos of dolls who are posed in sexual situations. If somebody here wants to subscribe, that is their business.

 

[Boxlicker101]

There are some people who have certain fetishes or fears and these dolls, latex freaks as you put it, will fill the void that they may have in their lives.

Then again, unless they buy one...never mind, no wait, it's the same as those who watch Anime porn...fucking freaks.

I really don't think we should badmouth - or badkeyboard - those who get a thrill from something we find freakish. Remember, there are some who think we are all the worst kind of perverts because we like to read and write dirty stories.

There are those who believe it is a perversion of God's precious gift of sex if we enjoy it. There are those who believe any kind of sex except that by married men and women at night in the missionary position in a dark room while completely covered and during the woman's most fertile period solely for procreation is a dire sin, and those who indulge will be cast into the fiery pit.

I doubt if any of us are such people.