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[Beth87]

how do you look?

I look like I need a shower..because I do but I dont like showering at night when I am home alone so waiting for safe to use it

Hows you hunni?

 

[slapsht25]

I look like I need a shower..because I do but I dont like showering at night when I am home alone so waiting for safe to use it

Hows you hunni?

i'm ok, why don't you shower at night?

 

[Beth87]

i'm ok, why don't you shower at night?

Because I live alone and I dont like being in my bathroom with the loud extractor fan (blocks out all noise in the flat). I know I am just as alone in the day...it just feels scarier at night

 

[slapsht25]

Because I live alone and I dont like being in my bathroom with the loud extractor fan (blocks out all noise in the flat). I know I am just as alone in the day...it just feels scarier at night

well i'll shower with you

 

[starport968]

beg to differ with the way i look right now

Dont believe a word. Show me....

 

[Beth87]

well i'll shower with you

I like this plan

Dont believe a word. Show me....

LOL..yep going to show you a pic of me looking like trash...like it's not difficult enough to get noticed around here

 

[starport968]

LOL..yep going to show you a pic of me looking like trash...like it's not difficult enough to get noticed around here

So it cant be true then... Honny, you could wear a black bin liner and still look gorgeous.

 

[Beth87]

So it cant be true then... Honny, you could wear a black bin liner and still look gorgeous.

<3

not true but I love you for saying it

 

[starport968]

<3

not true but I love you for saying it

Well I think so babes, so there ;-P

You could always get a man in to help you clean up, I'd gallantly offer my services to a damsel in distress

 

[Beth87]

Well I think so babes, so there ;-P

You could always get a man in to help you clean up, I'd gallantly offer my services to a damsel in distress

lots of soapy fun

 

[starport968]

lots of soapy fun

and more, I'm a demon with a loofa (sp)

 

[Beth87]

and more, I'm a demon with a loofa (sp)

i dont know the spelling at the moment..i kept think loafer lol

A demon eh? on who's recommendation? your own doesnt count mister

 

[starport968]

i dont know the spelling at the moment..i kept think loafer lol

A demon eh? on who's recommendation? your own doesnt count mister

Yep thats me, the shoe demon!!!

Er... Damn, you busted me

What you got planned for today princess?

 

[Beth87]

Yep thats me, the shoe demon!!!

Er... Damn, you busted me

What you got planned for today princess?

lol

avoidance!

Not much really you? And what are you doing up so early/late?

 

[starport968]

lol

avoidance!

Not much really you? And what are you doing up so early/late?

You should see what I can do with a pair of wellies...

Yep I'd need to show you in person so you could rate me.

In fantasyland, I would be masterbating to your pics and chatting to you all day. in reality, Up early to take the dog for a walk (really, not a euphamism) and then who knows.

 

[Beth87]

You should see what I can do with a pair of wellies...

Yep I'd need to show you in person so you could rate me.

In fantasyland, I would be masterbating to your pics and chatting to you all day. in reality, Up early to take the dog for a walk (really, not a euphamism) and then who knows.

lol rate you on your wellies

aww what dog do you have?

 

[starport968]

lol rate you on your wellies

aww what dog do you have?

They are Hunters you know, nothing but the best!!!

A big Dalmation called Diesel (dont ask). Likes to think he is the worlds biggest lapdog, which is an issue as he weighs 30+kg!!!

 

[Beth87]

Cute

I'm thinking I need to start working harder on the sexy side of this thread. Maybe too much chitter chatter for most people's liking; I dunno

 

[starport968]

Cute

I'm thinking I need to start working harder on the sexy side of this thread. Maybe too much chitter chatter for most people's liking; I dunno

It has gone v quite since we started chatting, I thought it was my aftershave. May I PM you?

 

[Beth87]

It has gone v quite since we started chatting, I thought it was my aftershave. May I PM you?

Lol not your aftershave I think it's me being less sexual

Of course hunni thanks for asking <3

 

[starport968]

Lol not your aftershave I think it's me being less sexual

Of course hunni thanks for asking <3

Oh I doubt that, but feel free to sex it up again...

your welcome and thank you

 

[Beth87]

Oh I doubt that, but feel free to sex it up again...

your welcome and thank you

I know a lot of you come for the chatter too..but in between the piccies and sex stuff i think. SO I think I should start being more sexual.

Plus I would like to. I feel like I have gotten so out of my game! When this thread first started I was uber sexy ...now im sunday driver style. Boring Bethy wants her groove back

 

[Beth87]

Starting with subtly sexy pics

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTDjIFK9m7PUQZr7zxKrHc0RgmJAwqyVufKiZIOmemP65nv_vY&t=1&usg=__4wQsdE4C79jeQtOqJGTSqdsXQeg=

 

[starport968]

I know a lot of you come for the chatter too..but in between the piccies and sex stuff i think. SO I think I should start being more sexual.

Plus I would like to. I feel like I have gotten so out of my game! When this thread first started I was uber sexy ...now im sunday driver style. Boring Bethy wants her groove back

well, you did offer us a new video a while back...

 

[brickroadray]

I know a lot of you come for the chatter too..but in between the piccies and sex stuff i think. SO I think I should start being more sexual.

Plus I would like to. I feel like I have gotten so out of my game! When this thread first started I was uber sexy ...now im sunday driver style. Boring Bethy wants her groove back

I'm back again baby, but sexy would be good!