Here to tease ;)

The problem with English gents is ultimately they're English and across the ocean...

Nothing wrong with being English (well, mostly) and the ocean is only a large pond really. Most people would crawl across broken glass for you so a bit of damp is no barrier.
 
However, I'm not the most patient person in the world. I'll wish to get a second load before the first even dries...

Well, I think you would get the 2nd quite quickly if you're on your knees demanding my cum... :) Something very arousing about that.
 
Nothing wrong with being English (well, mostly) and the ocean is only a large pond really. Most people would crawl across broken glass for you so a bit of damp is no barrier.

And yet there's no one with me here right now to take care of my needy pussy... :(
I do like the British though, right now there should be some toys on their way from your island..
 
And yet there's no one with me here right now to take care of my needy pussy... :(
I do like the British though, right now there should be some toys on their way from your island..

Alas no sweetie, though I am in spirit. I can only conclude that the Danes either don't know a good thing when they see one, or you have worn them all out, along with your toys.

Flattery will get you everywhere....
 
Alas no sweetie, though I am in spirit. I can only conclude that the Danes either don't know a good thing when they see one, or you have worn them all out, along with your toys.

Flattery will get you everywhere....

They're Vikings, they're too busy raping people at foreign coasts to take care of their own women ;)
 
They're Vikings, they're too busy raping people at foreign coasts to take care of their own women ;)

Ah yes, was forgetting my history there. I can see that would leave room for an enterprising young chap to fill a hole on their soil.
 
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