starport968
Literotica Guru
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How do you know, you never tried?![]()
Damn, busted! I'll wait my turn then ;-)
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How do you know, you never tried?![]()
Sounds like a plan!Use your body as my canvas...
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Me, the canvas not the artist? Hmmm... Guess there's a first for everything.
Damn, busted! I'll wait my turn then ;-)
*chuckles* Well...you can certainly be the artist...just direct where you'd like to be covered.![]()
The problem with English gents is ultimately they're English and across the ocean...
The problem with English gents is ultimately they're English and across the ocean...
its only a small ocean...![]()
However, I'm not the most patient person in the world. I'll wish to get a second load before the first even dries...
Then why don't you swim over here?I live 500m from the sea....
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Nothing wrong with being English (well, mostly) and the ocean is only a large pond really. Most people would crawl across broken glass for you so a bit of damp is no barrier.
Well, I think you would get the 2nd quite quickly if you're on your knees demanding my cum...Something very arousing about that.
christmas time im in holland probably, ill make a trip then sometime if i can![]()
What about the 8th?![]()
And yet there's no one with me here right now to take care of my needy pussy...
I do like the British though, right now there should be some toys on their way from your island..
I'd certainly be very willing to attempt to meet that challenge.![]()
I told you already, I don't know if I'm in Ireland, Germany or Denmark there![]()
After the 8th, I'd still crave more![]()
Alas no sweetie, though I am in spirit. I can only conclude that the Danes either don't know a good thing when they see one, or you have worn them all out, along with your toys.
Flattery will get you everywhere....
They're Vikings, they're too busy raping people at foreign coasts to take care of their own women![]()
huh, oh yeh :-/....the best laid plans of mice and men gang oft aglay
hmmmm....so thats why my ass hurts, they drugged me and then raped me...damn them![]()
Well, if I'm in Germany I'll just be closer to Holland![]()
They're Vikings, they're too busy raping people at foreign coasts to take care of their own women![]()
Well, after you drain my very full balls...we'll go from there.LOL