`Blue Balls from masturbation sessions constantly being interrupted.

Saiyaman

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Man, my life sucks at the moment.

I live in this apartment and both my parents and my younger sibling are living close by and they aren't giving this poor guy a break.

Usually when I get home from work I'd like to unwind, drop my pants, search up some Lesbian porn on YouPorn and rub one off. But lately that has gotten harder and harder to do.

Because of of it getting colder my mom asks me to daily supply the wood stove of their house and for some reason she almost always calls me up for that chore when I'm in the middle of my stroking session. Of course I can't tell her what I'm doing but I'm pretty sure that she knows that she disturbed me.

Then there's my younger brother, last week I got home and dropped my pants when all of a sudden the doorbell rang, I pulled up my pants and answered it. My brother told me that we were both expected at the band's recording session in ten minutes I asked him why he didn't tell about that yesterday. His reply was "I forgot."

Those are but two occurances but it seems to happen more and more lately that I have to put my rubbing sessions on hold because of somebody needing me for a chore.

As I write this down I just finished a two hour rubbing session where I was interrupted three times.
1. By my mom calling me to supply the wood for the stove.
2. By my cat wanting to be let outside
3. By telecom company calling me about some offer.

And at the end of every one of those interruptions I'm flaccid so I have to work myself up again and again and again.

Blue balls during a masturbation session, it sounds crazy but I know that it happens.
 
"Blue balls" was invented to make girls feel guilty and at least give a hand job.
 
As I write this down I just finished a two hour rubbing session where I was interrupted three times.
1. By my mom calling me to supply the wood for the stove.
There's a joke in there, but I'm not gonna be the one to make it.
 
Since no one else is involved, this can't be coitus interruptus, so is it digitus interruptus, palmus interruptus or matris interruptus?

Just wondering. :rolleyes:
 
So, stop by your mother's house and chop wood first; call your younger brother up and ask him for any updates; and then it's your time.

You're on your own with the cat. Those creatures are impossible to reason with.

A :kiss: from the good little witch.
 
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