As The Hospital Pervs

[sweepthefloor]

13.25 hours to clock time. I wouldn't do anything else for money.
Maybe I would suck cock for money, if I couldn't be a nurse.

 

[Saint Peter]

What would you do with all of that extra time?

 

[sweepthefloor]

What would you do with all of that extra time?

well let's do the math. how many cocks must a girl suck to bank the RN rate?

 

[Bert Notorius]

well let's do the math. how many cocks must a girl suck to bank the RN rate?

Chapped lips or chapped hands?

There's always a trade-off.

 

[shewantsmore]

dont like hospitals myself,just the smell of the place

 

[sweepthefloor]

Chapped lips or chapped hands?

There's always a trade-off.

surgi-lube.

dont like hospitals myself,just the smell of the place

funny, I happen to like the smell of the dialysis machine. If I could let go of my love for cardio-pulmonary-I would second neprho-nursing, just for that.

I don't think anyone likes hospitals! Except the University of The Perverse Hospital-right here.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Still thinking about Dialysis Nursing. If I were a Dialysis nurse, I would only want to do it in the acute care setting.

If I were a Dialysis Nurse I would write a blog about it and name it: As The Pump Turns.

If I were a Dialysis Nurse: I would probably fall in love with some young kidney failure patient, that got damaged from high blood pressure. I would end up going under the knife and giving up one of my kidneys to the man I fell in love with after nursing him for years on the machine. You really only need one kidney after all.

Patients often ask their Nurse what they do not ask their Doctor. I remember a young new Dialysis patient and his wife, at the bedside: She asks shyly : How is this going to effect, you know, our love life? Nurse Janey: He will be tired on dialysis days, it is draining, but the good news is: probably no more blood pressure medications with sexual side effects, I think you two will be just fine and even better than before.

Hypertensive Love

I would give you my one-millionth nephron
That is half of my total nephrons

If only I existed to amuse you
And pleasure you all night

I will cut out my left kidney
The larger of the two beans

And serve it to you
On a platter of Hypertensive Love.

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[jomar]

Head Nurse!

I had a thing with a head nurse while I worked on the floor once upon a time. We made some memories and then some.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I had a thing with a head nurse while I worked on the floor once upon a time. We made some memories and then some.

I must know this story. Will you share?
You will be hired immediately at this UH of P.

 

[Saint Peter]

UH of P?

 

[sweepthefloor]

UH of P?

University Hospital of the Perverse! Want a job Petey?

 

[Saint Peter]

University Hospital of the Perverse! Want a job Petey?

Yes!

I want a big office, nothing to do, and a hot nurse. Stat!

 

[sweepthefloor]

Yes!

I want a big office, nothing to do, and a hot nurse. Stat!

You are hired! Big office, hot head nurse! No resume required, but we will need a swimming sample to run to the lab. Can you do that?

 

[Saint Peter]

You are hired! Big office, hot head nurse! No resume required, but we will need a swimming sample to run to the lab. Can you do that?

I will get that right out for you.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I will get that right out for you.

I am the sample cup.

 

[sweepthefloor]

 

[Saint Peter]

I am the sample cup.

*Fills up Nurse J and puts her in the creepy little pass through window in the special restroom*

 

[sweepthefloor]

*Fills up Nurse J and puts her in the creepy little pass through window in the special restroom*

Nurse J might take the sample and squirt it into her hot womb with a plastic piston syringe, and have your baby. You will never know.

 

[LadyGreyFortress]

Oh my goodness..I work a 30 hour marathon in the Operating Room as an official Labor Day tradition and all this happens here!! I thought I had the monopoly on the excitement with my car v/s bike..Goody Powder induced GI bleed....GSW to the foot while trying to shoot a coyote???...and power nail gun projectile in the hand. Some nurses have ALL the good assignments

 

[naughtycakes]

University Hospital of the Perverse! Want a job Petey?

I want a job, too! And I knew what UHP was right away

 

[Saint Peter]

I want a job, too! And I knew what UHP was right away

Quit sucking up!

And being stupid makes me a perfect choice for a management position.

 

[naughtycakes]

Quit sucking up!

And being stupid makes me a perfect choice for a management position.

But I'm so good at sucking up!

Besides, I never said I wanted a management position. I just said I wanted a job.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Oh my goodness..I work a 30 hour marathon in the Operating Room as an official Labor Day tradition and all this happens here!! I thought I had the monopoly on the excitement with my car v/s bike..Goody Powder induced GI bleed....GSW to the foot while trying to shoot a coyote???...and power nail gun projectile in the hand. Some nurses have ALL the good assignments

Lady Grey the more you post, the more I think about transferring to OR! Glad that marathon is over for you, damn that sounds rough. Now you must take care of you.

I want a job, too! And I knew what UHP was right away

Naughty, you were the first hire! Name your position, you got it. I think you would be good at keeping the naughty nurses in line. I will gladly hand you the 12 lead whip.

 

[Saint Peter]

This sucks big stinky ass!

What does naughty have that I don't have?





Never mind. Don't answer that.

 

[LadyGreyFortress]

Lady Grey the more you post, the more I think about transferring to OR! Glad that marathon is over for you, damn that sounds rough. Now you must take care of you.

Come to the OR M'Dear...we have hot and cold unisex scrubs, so if you happen to be the same size as your crush you can wear the same clothes that touched him 'all over'...plus we always have cookies....the evil kind...