The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[xOxCherryxOx]

and the aliens fashion it into a container, for hauling water to base camp.

I put in a fire made with sticks...

and we use it for toasting marshmallow's.

I put in chocolate bars and graham crackers..

 

[Austin8]

and we use it for toasting marshmallow's.

I put in chocolate bars and graham crackers..

ummm, smores please

I put in a improperly toasted marshmallow

 

[kimbalee]

ummm, smores please

I put in a improperly toasted marshmallow

and I throw it onto the coals where it belongs. blech!

do I need to teach you how to listen for it like the popcorn?

I carefully and gently place in a beautifully toasted marshmallow...
so you can mash it between some grahams with chocolate. lol

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and I throw it onto the coals where it belongs. blech!

do I need to teach you how to listen for it like the popcorn?

I carefully and gently place in a beautifully toasted marshmallow...
so you can mash it between some grahams with chocolate. lol

and the resulting piece, entitled "One Perfect S'Mores," finds a home in MoMA's permanent collection.

I put in a Nude Descending a Staircase...

 

[kimbalee]

and the resulting piece, entitled "One Perfect S'Mores," finds a home in MoMA's permanent collection.

I put in a Nude Descending a Staircase...

and the Demure Ladies Association comes along to tape up some fig leaves on it, for decency's sake, of course.

I put in the makings for a picnic down by the creek...

 

[Austin8]

and the Demure Ladies Association comes along to tape up some fig leaves on it, for decency's sake, of course.

I put in the makings for a picnic down by the creek...

and a muddy dog wants a sandwich

I put in some dog breath, and a lick on the mouth

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the Demure Ladies Association comes along to tape up some fig leaves on it, for decency's sake, of course.

I put in the makings for a picnic down by the creek...

and you get no shortage of takers for a little Dejeuner sur l'Herbe.

I put in a glimpseof a dryad darting behind an oak tree...

 

[kimbalee]

and a muddy dog wants a sandwich

I put in some dog breath, and a lick on the mouth

and you get a "Bleck!" and a !

I put in some antibacterial soap and a wet wash cloth...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a "Bleck!" and a !

I put in some antibacterial soap and a wet wash cloth...

and the creek fills up with antibiotic resistant bacteria.

I put in a local epidemic of gastroenteritis...

 

[kimbalee]

and the creek fills up with antibiotic resistant bacteria.

I put in a local epidemic of gastroenteritis...

my gosh!

and you get a Haz Mat suit.

I put in a request for a transfer out of that area...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

my gosh!

and you get a Haz Mat suit.

I put in a request for a transfer out of that area...

and get assigned to clean-up duty instead.

I put in an escape route...

 

[kimbalee]

and get assigned to clean-up duty instead.

I put in an escape route...

woohoo!

and you get a high speed chase, the cooties narrowly averted.

I put in a note of thanks along with a gift basket of things designed to put some weight on you... for Pete's sake! you're nothing but bones!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

woohoo!

and you get a high speed chase, the cooties narrowly averted.

I put in a note of thanks along with a gift basket of things designed to put some weight on you... for Pete's sake! you're nothing but bones!

and the gift is well-appreciated.

But my AV is an inversion; I read bones, and so I like the idea of having the bones do the reading...

I put in another opportunity for a picnic...

 

[kimbalee]

and the gift is well-appreciated.

But my AV is an inversion; I read bones, and so I like the idea of having the bones do the reading...

I put in another opportunity for a picnic...

and you are given a more suitable location with a map from MapQuest... good luck finding it.

I put in a call to the travel planner...

 

[Austin8]

and you are given a more suitable location with a map from MapQuest... good luck finding it.

I put in a call to the travel planner...

and you get a visit from the bone reading witch doctor

I put in a trip to the Kumbu Valley

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a visit from the bone reading witch doctor

I put in a trip to the Kumbu Valley

and MapQuest says you can't get there because there are no local roads in Wichita Falls.

I put in a real atlas...

It did once tell me I couldn't get to Clarksville, IL because there were no bridges or ferries. I searched for its problem, and found it was routing me from NY to IL via Barcelona and Majorca! lol

 

[Austin8]

and MapQuest says you can't get there because there are no local roads in Wichita Falls.

I put in a real atlas...

It did once tell me I couldn't get to Clarksville, IL because there were no bridges or ferries. I searched for its problem, and found it was routing me from NY to IL via Barcelona and Majorca! lol

Lol, MapQuest is just awful

I put in navigation from a stick forming a North South line

 

[kimbalee]

Lol, MapQuest is just awful

I put in navigation from a stick forming a North South line

I look at that and think you are trying to find a water source or something...

I put in my compass...

 

[Austin8]

I look at that and think you are trying to find a water source or something...

I put in my compass...

and you get confused trying to figure out the declination of a E x NE heading

I put in four fingers, held against the sky showing 2 hrs till sun down

 

[kimbalee]

and you get confused trying to figure out the declination of a E x NE heading

I put in four fingers, held against the sky showing 2 hrs till sun down

hey, neat trick! I didn't see that one before.

and you get a reply of: "Red sky at night, sailor's delight."

I put in a sailor hat...

 

[Austin8]

hey, neat trick! I didn't see that one before.

and you get a reply of: "Red sky at night, sailor's delight."

I put in a sailor hat...

and you grip the headboard tight, as I try and lick, and talk like Popeye ak ak ak ak!

I put in a line of prayer flags, softly fluttering in the cool mountain breeze

 

[kimbalee]

and you grip the headboard tight, as I try and lick, and talk like Popeye ak ak ak ak!

I put in a line of prayer flags, softly fluttering in the cool mountain breeze

you are bad! and I am not playing Olive Oyl! shithead

and you get a bag of trail mix for the walk back down the mountain.

I put in a bottle of spring water...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

you are bad! and I am not playing Olive Oyl! shithead

and you get a bag of trail mix for the walk back down the mountain.

I put in a bottle of spring water...

and the label cautions 'best before summer.'

I put in a mountain spring...

 

[Austin8]

and the label cautions 'best before summer.'

I put in a mountain spring...

and it keeps poking me in the back

I put in a simple meal at a mountain tea house

 

[kimbalee]

and it keeps poking me in the back

I put in a simple meal at a mountain tea house

and you think you could have made a better tasting meal on a camp stove and think that you will the next time.

I put in a bag of Reeses Pieces that I smuggled in my pocket....