The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

and, I'm wondering if the guacamole recipe comes with it.

I put in a bag of tostitos.

A what ?

I put in a thing which devours them.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

A what ?

I put in a thing which devours them.

But, before they do that, they stop to have a salsa making competition.

I put in a peck of tomotoes.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But, before they do that, they stop to have a salsa making competition.

I put in a peck of tomotoes.

and you get a bushel of peppers.

I put in a Blue Corn Maiden...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and you get a bushel of peppers.

I put in a Blue Corn Maiden...

and she brings in peace and serenity.

I put in a rain dance.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and she brings in peace and serenity.

I put in a rain dance.

and the Four Chacs each want a spin around the cenote with you.

I put in a Sun, Water, Wind Shrine...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and the Four Chacs each want a spin around the cenote with you.

I put in a Sun, Water, Wind Shrine...

and a naked beauty with only her hair billowing around her kneels and gives thanks for such earthen pleasures.

I put in nymph in need of possession..

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and a naked beauty with only her hair billowing around her kneels and gives thanks for such earthen pleasures.

I put in nymph in need of possession..

and she finds herself netted 'tween sand and sea.

I put in a gossamer leash...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and she finds herself netted 'tween sand and sea.

I put in a gossamer leash...

and tho' delicate and frail it's what she needs to be held together.

I put in a soft pillow as she kneel's at Sir's feet..

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and tho' delicate and frail it's what she needs to be held together.

I put in a soft pillow as she kneel's at Sir's feet..

and the Master's hand rests on her head, holding her cheek close to his thigh.

I put in a riding-boot clad leg pressed against a captured nymph's hip...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and the Master's hand rests on her head, holding her cheek close to his thigh.

I put in a riding-boot clad leg pressed against a captured nymph's hip...

and the scent of leather and him makes her ache in the most wicked of ways.

I put in a whispered plea of a wanton nymph..

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the scent of leather and him makes her ache in the most wicked of ways.

I put in a whispered plea of a wanton nymph..

and a subtle pull on the gossamer turns her head towards him while tilting it back.

I put in his lips descending to meet hers upturned...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and a subtle pull on the gossamer turns her head towards him while tilting it back.

I put in his lips descending to meet hers upturned...

and it begins a meeting of two souls both fulfilling a need.

I put in her very essence surrended..

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and it begins a meeting of two souls both fulfilling a need.

I put in her very essence surrended..

and it's drawn in to him, giving him the strength to fulfil her.

I put in a belt undone to offer and demand...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and it's drawn in to him, giving him the strength to fulfil her.

I put in a belt undone to offer and demand...

and he hears her softly whispered "Thank you Sir" as she kisses his boot.

I put in a pearly clip to hold her hair to the side giving his belt free reign on her skin..

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and he hears her softly whispered "Thank you Sir" as she kisses his boot.

I put in a pearly clip to hold her hair to the side giving his belt free reign on her skin..

and the gasp with each pale pink welt heats the fluids that course through him.

I put in a blood-engorged swelling at his root...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and the gasp with each pale pink welt heats the fluids that course through him.

I put in a blood-engorged swelling at his root...

and it beckon's her for attention.

I put in a glossy lipped seduction from a pink and heated girl..

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and it beckon's her for attention.

I put in a glossy lipped seduction from a pink and heated girl..

and you get a Master whose knees may bend.

I put in a command more moaned than ordered...


(Unfortunately, I must leave now...again, though, Cherry, again would be delightful...)

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a Master whose knees may bend.

I put in a command more moaned than ordered...

and it turns to a shriek of horror as you wake up.

I put in a box of 5mg Vallium

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and it turns to a shriek of horror as you wake up.

I put in a box of 5mg Vallium

and the vending machine is out for a long nights drup induced sleep.

I put in a double rainbow with no end in site..

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the vending machine is out for a long nights drup induced sleep.

I put in a double rainbow with no end in site..

and you get a long road for two in search of pots of gold.

I put in a Hosting of the Sidhe...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and you get a long road for two in search of pots of gold.

I put in a Hosting of the Sidhe...

and the host is riding from Knocknarea.

I put in your heart empty of its mortal dream..

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the host is riding from Knocknarea.

I put in your heart empty of its mortal dream..

and yet it searches through hollow lands and hilly lands.

I put in the end of Time and Times...

 

[KrissyMarti]

And you get a sexy office assistant who lives under your desk!

I put in my blue silk corset...

 

[Austin8]

And you get a sexy office assistant who lives under your desk!

I put in my blue silk corset...

and the aliens fashion it into a container, for hauling water to base camp.

I put in a fire made with sticks...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the aliens fashion it into a container, for hauling water to base camp.

I put in a fire made with sticks...

which graduate to giant logs.

I put in a Fire Extinguisher.