Fucking your penis

[lyinaboutitall]

Considering the number of posts you've made I'll be nice but DAMN you are an idiot trying to come in here and tell someone how to live according to what "YOU" think is proper.....go get a life on another forum because sounding is safe when done right and many people enjoy it.

jeez....another knowitall smartass first thing in the morning...

I was not trying to tell anyone how to live their life...and who knows what is PROPER. Talk about knowitall smartass...find a mirror sweetheart.

 

[radepor]

Ultimate sounding - double/triple "dong/sound"

Please don't try this at home; I see death and destruction or at least hospitalization and life-long damage.

For us boys (we have less equipment):

1) If you like other boys, I fantasize a double double-dong type arrangement; that is, an 18" latex double-dong up two boys ass and a long, slightly curved stainless steel sound up both boys urethra.


2) If you like girls, I fantasize the same (except different).

Note: Again; don't try it. Unless both parties have more self control than any human I've ever met, passion will take over and injury or death will result.

Two girls have more equipment that us men and I'm dripping with precum simply thinking about it.

Two double-dongs, one in each girl's ass and one in each girl's vagina plus an appropriately shaped sound up each girl's urethra seems like the ultimate to me.

AGAIN! Fantasy. Double-dongs are Ok; add the sound and ... lack of self control will not be a Good Thing.

 

[lyinaboutitall]

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt here, and assume that your username is a clue as to what you are saying.

Because you are SO fucking far off the mark, you're on another planet.

Sounding is perfectly safe when done properly, and from his description, radepor is doing it properly.

If you are legit, you better quit spouting off about being a nurse, or you'll get your licensure revoked for being an idiot.

Are you telling me that none of what I say COULD ever happen? Good, I glad that he is DOING it right...
I do believe that this an open forum, if you don't like what I have to say, then be an adult and ignore it. Please, let me worry about my license. Just think, the next time you go to the hospital, how many of those nurses taking care of you are idoits? Scary isn't it?

 

[lyinaboutitall]

Anybody who knows anything about nursing KNOWS that patients get all sorts of stuff shoved up their urethras all the time.

On a personal note, I've done a bit of this type of play on myself. It hurt like hell, and so, I had a fantastic orgasm. Woot.

*curtsies*

Yes you are right, patients do get alot of stuff shoved up their urethras all the time. But just because medical personnel are doing the shoving doesn't make it okay.

 

[ImOnIt]

Yes you are right, patients do get alot of stuff shoved up their urethras all the time. But just because medical personnel are doing the shoving doesn't make it okay.

I think its the medical personnel that DEAL with it, and dont do the shoving.

 

[lyinaboutitall]

I think its the medical personnel that DEAL with it, and dont do the shoving.

Still...just because they are medical personnel, putting foreign objects into holes doesn't make it right. I have put a million catheters, IV's and etc. because doctors tell me to do it. I am not even the patient and I don't always agree with it .
And the shoving was their choice of words not mine.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Please don't try this at home; I see death and destruction or at least hospitalization and life-long damage.

For us boys (we have less equipment):

1) If you like other boys, I fantasize a double double-dong type arrangement; that is, an 18" latex double-dong up two boys ass and a long, slightly curved stainless steel sound up both boys urethra.


2) If you like girls, I fantasize the same (except different).

Note: Again; don't try it. Unless both parties have more self control than any human I've ever met, passion will take over and injury or death will result.

Two girls have more equipment that us men and I'm dripping with precum simply thinking about it.

Two double-dongs, one in each girl's ass and one in each girl's vagina plus an appropriately shaped sound up each girl's urethra seems like the ultimate to me.

AGAIN! Fantasy. Double-dongs are Ok; add the sound and ... lack of self control will not be a Good Thing.

How about a stim sound, with soft flexible wire between?

You could wrap the guys' balls together, too. That would keep them still-ish!

 

[Etoile]

Are you telling me that none of what I say COULD ever happen? Good, I glad that he is DOING it right...
I do believe that this an open forum, if you don't like what I have to say, then be an adult and ignore it. Please, let me worry about my license. Just think, the next time you go to the hospital, how many of those nurses taking care of you are idoits? Scary isn't it?

Okay, I take back that you're an idiot. But you ARE an asshole.

Telling people that a perfectly safe and legitimate sexual practice could make their penis fall off is preposterous. It's like saying masturbation will make hair grow on your palms.

 

[Felix_Jones]

Okay, I take back that you're an idiot. But you ARE an asshole.

Telling people that a perfectly safe and legitimate sexual practice could make their penis fall off is preposterous. It's like saying masturbation will make hair grow on your palms.

Too true, although I have heard that excessive masturbation can hinder one's ability to come with a partner.

Either way, sounds like (pun intended) this practice requires patience and skilled operators. I'm willing.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Okay, I take back that you're an idiot. But you ARE an asshole.

Telling people that a perfectly safe and legitimate sexual practice could make their penis fall off is preposterous. It's like saying masturbation will make hair grow on your palms.

Honestly. You'd think that all that friction would stop the hair growing...

 

[Etoile]

Too true, although I have heard that excessive masturbation can hinder one's ability to come with a partner.

Either way, sounds like (pun intended) this practice requires patience and skilled operators. I'm willing.

Oh absolutely! But that's psychological. Your brain decides it only likes it that EXACT one way. It doesn't make your dick fall off!

 

[Stella_Omega]

IF I'm IN a hospital, I want a worry-wart taking care of me. Until then, keep your warts to yourself, and let ME take care of YOU.

*snaps fingers* Ball gag, baby, right now. Shut that little mouth right up.

 

[where]

You people are crazy. Obviously the only way to experience the real joy of penetration is to pick your nose. Sometimes when I get especially excited, I go for double penetration, and once I even stuck a pinky in my ear as well.

Just don't go ass-to-nose, as that can get a little smelly.

fuck. I just spewed tea all over my keyboard!

 

[NomadLady]

I was not trying to tell anyone how to live their life...and who knows what is PROPER. Talk about knowitall smartass...find a mirror sweetheart.

You really need to take your "nurse" attitude elsewhere. If all you want to do is bash someone's methods of finding sexual pleasure then the BDSM Talk forum is NOT FOR YOU!!!!

 

[lyinaboutitall]

You really need to take your "nurse" attitude elsewhere. If all you want to do is bash someone's methods of finding sexual pleasure then the BDSM Talk forum is NOT FOR YOU!!!!

I wasn't bashing anyone's anything. I think I will stick around just for you, sweetie.

 

[lyinaboutitall]

IF I'm IN a hospital, I want a worry-wart taking care of me. Until then, keep your warts to yourself, and let ME take care of YOU.

*snaps fingers* Ball gag, baby, right now. Shut that little mouth right up.

Please....

 

[lyinaboutitall]

Okay, I take back that you're an idiot. But you ARE an asshole.

Telling people that a perfectly safe and legitimate sexual practice could make their penis fall off is preposterous. It's like saying masturbation will make hair grow on your palms.

Thank you, I like asshole much better

 

[duktape]

Having tried sounding 3 times with no long-term adverse effects, I have to say it is a great turn-on. sterilized the tool with alcohol, used fish oil capsules for lube, and was able to slide 4" in and out of penis until orgasm. Slight pink in ejaculate, and some burning later on urination but OK next day. Probably not the smartest thing to do, admittedly, but I can get pretty obsessive when the mood strikes me. and the sensation was "wicked good". Would like to try it with a TENS unit and a metal dildo.

 

[Soumis]

Last thing we need is another nuuuuuuurse chiming in...so I'll just say pickles!

edited for pertinence: a standard hospital catheter is 16 Fr

 

[ChadSanDiegoCA]

I saw a vid of this type thing... if I find it again I will post the link... it was a man getting a handjob from a woman and another woman was there as well.. they started to finger his penis... I am sure he had worked up to it... but it was different and it looked like he had some tissue damage from the past... rips and such...

 

[Ohiorob]

Shallow sounding (2-4") is incredibly erotic and can definitely intensify an orgasm. It does require a relaxed willingness to explore and good sterile methods. Heavy precum flow is very helpful lubricating the urethra.

Having my nuts sucked while being sounded is mindblowing for me.

 

[TXtaboosexgurl]

umm yea i saw a dude do that and shit looks freaking painful

 

[Meowky]

penis plug

tried the penis plug with a hole to pee and cum through... It's freaking amazing!

 

[Stella_Omega]

I've volunteered to bottom for a sounding demo -- tomorrow night.

I'll report back.

tried the penis plug with a hole to pee and cum through... It's freaking amazing!

That has to feel so strange, like there's pressure where the plug is but you can't feel anything moving through...

 

[radepor]

Advanced Sounding

Dear lyinaboutitall,

thank you for your concern; believe me, your concern is appreciated.

I'm not sure I've done it correctly; there have been some side effects although not enough to stop me from sounding in the future.

One of the side effects seems to be when I ejaculate, semen sometimes only oozes instead of spurts 6 --10" from my penis. I attribute this to using very large sounds. I have no idea what terminology to use but it seems after penetrating about 6" down my penis the sound encounters a second sphincter and that 2nd one has been permanently/semi-permanently stretched. Don't know, because every once in a while it reverts to firehose mode. Don't seem to have any other side-effect; no falling off, as yet.

Advanced sounding may or may not be healthy but it gets my motor running.
In other threads I've stated I own only an average sized penis -- 6" -- and even that was disputed by some. Nevertheless, it's true. The combination of the physical sensation and visual stimulus of watching a straight 10" sound disappear down my 6" dick is intoxicating -- not the right word, can't think of the right word.

"Disappearing down" isn't correct either; to make a 10" sound disappear down my 6" dick I insert it about 5" then press my penis downward while pressing the sound inward; at some point, the universe aligns and the sound sides out of sight. CROWD GOES WILD!

Clearly, sounding isn't for everybody. I like it, at least until my dick falls off.

Dear...Dear radepor,

I am a nurse and I urge to stop doing this to your body. If you value your member and wish to be together for a little longer, you need to stop. This practice can cause SEVERE damage to your urethra and every other organ after...plus you sound like you like sex, sooo if you would like to continue having sex...STOP IT!!!!