Recent Message Sent To The Local Whore-House

coprophilemaso

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Recent Message Sent To The Local Whore-House

Firstly, I haven't got any money, and don't want any, but I can make you all a lot of money, as a am a masochist, coprophile, a gimp, and scat-slave performer. Basically, what I do is entertain audiences of sexy men and women, male and female escorts, dominatrixes, and porno models and so on, by licking, kissing, and eating horse-shit, but I know exactly what to do and say, and I am very skilled at grovelling, debasing myself, and squirming, and I go into a grovelling and squirming frenzy, and pull the most ugly, contorted, and most silly faces, when I am licking and kissing my horse-shit. People love watching someone debase themselves, and grovel and squirm, whilst they are having pleasure and fun with each other, they will find it all very amusing and hilarious, and you can all charge these audiences, take photos of me, make films of me, and make a lot of money out of me. I can also masturbate whilst making love to my horse-shit, and after my performance, the audience can all throw horse manuer at me and shout insults at me, and I will then smear the horse-shit all over my face for the audience and cameras. The things that make me want to grovel, debase myself, and squirm more and more with the horse-shit, is seeing women's bare feet, seeing sexy couples getting sexy with each other, and seeing and hearing people in the audience laughing at me. I will do all this for free, because it is my therapy, five hours every evening for different audiences, orgies, and parties, and all I ask is that you pay for my taxi fare home and back. Otherwise you can all make a huge profit out of me, and I will lick all the female escort and women's boots clean before and after all these theatre of cruelty sessions. I like being exploited by women in this way for money, and I like to be the scat slave, and I am a masochist and a gimp.

coprophilemaso
2010
 
The hetero men who actually pay for hookers are really not going to be interested in watching you playing with poop.
 
Well, they will definitely have a laugh at your expense, but they won't take you up on it. You won't hear back at all.
 
OMG this is the most NOVEL approach to getting the fetish-related services of hookers for free!

EVER.
 
I think I could be a coprophile sex writer. First, I would imagine I am seven and describing poop in stream of conscience. Then I would add my favourite word (percolate) to raise the class a little without alienating my audience.

Ahem.

Oh god my stomach feels so bad because I ate too much cake last night ow ow ow I can't go to the bathrom I have to wait sooooo long but my poop builds up and it feels like i might pop from the volume of shit inside me I have to fart but I hold it in and the bubbles of methane percolate through my poop OH IT FEELS SO GOOD TO POO AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM A LUCKY MAN!!!!1!

For a fee, I can do additional installments. My PM box is always open.

About that fetish board.
 
Recent Message Sent To The Local Whore-House

Firstly, I haven't got any money, and don't want any, but I can make you all a lot of money, as a am a masochist, coprophile, a gimp, and scat-slave performer. Basically, what I do is entertain audiences of sexy men and women, male and female escorts, dominatrixes, and porno models and so on, by licking, kissing, and eating horse-shit, but I know exactly what to do and say, and I am very skilled at grovelling, debasing myself, and squirming, and I go into a grovelling and squirming frenzy, and pull the most ugly, contorted, and most silly faces, when I am licking and kissing my horse-shit. People love watching someone debase themselves, and grovel and squirm, whilst they are having pleasure and fun with each other, they will find it all very amusing and hilarious, and you can all charge these audiences, take photos of me, make films of me, and make a lot of money out of me. I can also masturbate whilst making love to my horse-shit, and after my performance, the audience can all throw horse manuer at me and shout insults at me, and I will then smear the horse-shit all over my face for the audience and cameras. The things that make me want to grovel, debase myself, and squirm more and more with the horse-shit, is seeing women's bare feet, seeing sexy couples getting sexy with each other, and seeing and hearing people in the audience laughing at me. I will do all this for free, because it is my therapy, five hours every evening for different audiences, orgies, and parties, and all I ask is that you pay for my taxi fare home and back. Otherwise you can all make a huge profit out of me, and I will lick all the female escort and women's boots clean before and after all these theatre of cruelty sessions. I like being exploited by women in this way for money, and I like to be the scat slave, and I am a masochist and a gimp.

coprophilemaso
2010
And you haven't heard back from them, yet? Shit heads. The nerve of them to shit on you, like that.
 
This poster confuses me.

Are you here to genuinely interact with the board as a whole, or are you using us as a masturbatory aid? Because seriously, it seems like the threads you're posting up are just jacking fodder for yourself, and you can do that at home without exposing us to this. :confused:
 
Of course it's all a masturbatory thing. We just get to be exposed to it. GLEE!
 
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