ABSTRUSE
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wonder if I can sleep tonight
wonder if I can sleep tonight
um....no.
Today was the funeral of one of the women who inspired me to write Unatit, a story of Fag-Ash Lil.
Although some saw her as a public nuisance, and a blot on the landscape, her funeral was attended by a few dozen friends.
The wake was held in a local pub. Where else? (It didn't matter that she was banned from that pub several times a month. They always relented if she was half-way sober.)
The mourners spent most of the time on the pavement outside because our last Labour Government banned smoking in all public buildings. Fag-Ash Lil didn't care. She'd light up in the pub and get ejected - again.
Many in our town will miss her. Their reasons for missing her may be mixed, but one of our colourful characters has gone forever.
I hope they have plenty of ciggies where she's gone.
Fag-Ash Lil will continue to haunt the Authors' Hangout.
Og

Sad and sorry to hear that. She sounded like my kind of people.
By the way, how old was she?
45 but looked 75.
Today was the funeral of one of the women who inspired me to write Unatit, a story of Fag-Ash Lil.
Although some saw her as a public nuisance, and a blot on the landscape, her funeral was attended by a few dozen friends.
The wake was held in a local pub. Where else? (It didn't matter that she was banned from that pub several times a month. They always relented if she was half-way sober.)
The mourners spent most of the time on the pavement outside because our last Labour Government banned smoking in all public buildings. Fag-Ash Lil didn't care. She'd light up in the pub and get ejected - again.
Many in our town will miss her. Their reasons for missing her may be mixed, but one of our colourful characters has gone forever.
I hope they have plenty of ciggies where she's gone.
Fag-Ash Lil will continue to haunt the Authors' Hangout.
Og

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this vanilla caramel creamer. Mmm, yummy in my mouth. So I posted three stories like 3 days ago.I just want them to be up, lol.