Isolated Blurt Thread

[TheeGoatPig]

This morning I had a dream that an alligator was eating one of my neighbors under their porch. My nephew was trying to get a better look as I called to him to get back in the house, it wasn't safe out there. He didn't believe me. As he got to the edge of our property, a bunch of crocodiles showed up and started eating the rest of my neighbors, almost getting my nephew as he ran back to the house.

I live in the hills, so I didn't believe what I was seeing, and when the 50 to 60 foot croc showed up I knew I was dreaming, and woke up shortly after.

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So I'm picking up lunch after my kung fu lesson this morning when a police officer enters the establishment, and the man behind the counter asks me how fast I have gotten my new Camaro. "What was it, 93 mph?" Everyone just looks at him like they can't believe he just said that, including the officer. It's true, I have gotten my car up to 93, but I didn't really want to talk about it at that moment.

The officer was cool about it though, and after a short conversation he even suggested a type of snow tire that I should be using.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

It sure is raining a lot the last few days...

 

[theravenfox]

Today has sucked big huge sweaty balls.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I did more pushups today! I don't know why I am so happy about that, but I am

 

[Ravishing]

Is it too much to think they need to have nice 'bedside' manners? Why do I need to end up seeing the one which has a caustic nature, and makes me feel like I'm two years old?

 

[EmeraldKitten]

I'm mad about my new celeb story only having 7 votes. Still.
I am about to pimp myself out on the story feedback forum, but some of those people are mean and scary. lol.
I want my story to get read and continue to do well.. I'm afraid it'll get trolled.
*sigh* Complain, complain, complain, lol.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

A peach pit doesn't belong in the garbage disposal.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Near the end of last year the kung fu school that I attend had to change locations because our old location's landlord raised the rest higher than we could afford to pay.

I heard on Sunday that not only is the old location still vacant, but the landlord dropped the rent lower than we were paying before. We will move back in if the landlord agrees to pay our moving costs.

Funny? I thought so

 

[_Lynn_]

Do not get irritated at or question me again when I unplug your crap from my computer.

 

[kimbalee]

Do not get irritated at or question me again when I unplug your crap from my computer.

<chiming in, uninvited...>

yeah! or my mom is gonna kick your ass, sistah!

(hugs)

 

[andy_charles]

Yesterday was not a good day. Highly stressful.

Hopefully, today will be better.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

Okay, awake an hour before I need to be... thanks to the wonderful weather we're having, the windows are open, and the firehouse is a block away. Something big must have happened- they sent all kinds of stuff out. (Or maybe in my sleep it felt like a lot more sirens than there really were. )

 

[kimbalee]

Yesterday was not a good day. Highly stressful.

Hopefully, today will be better.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Woohoo! I got paid through May! Wait, what? Isn't it almost September?...

 

[cloudy]

Our dogs got out about a month ago - the oldest had the sense to go back into the backyard, but the youngest disappeared. We put up signs, put fliers in mailboxes and knocked on every door within three blocks, but no sign of her at all. Youngest was devastated.

We finally decided that we still needed a second dog to keep Marley company, and so that youngest would have one to walk in the evenings.

We've found the PERFECT companion: an 18-month-old black lab, neutered, papered, and best of all....free. We're picking him up this afternoon.

 

[andy_charles]

Thank you for the flower

Today went better - much better. Though I'm not counting my chickens before they are hatched...

 

[_Lynn_]

<chiming in, uninvited...>

yeah! or my mom is gonna kick your ass, sistah!

(hugs)

Yeah, you got that right.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I'm watching a clip from Scrubs on Youtube when an alarm clock sounds off in the clip, so I immediately popped my headphones away from my ears and I just wanted to break everything around me. Is it wrong to hate alarm clocks so much as I do, and yet still use one? Or is my hatred of them when makes one work so well for getting up in the morning? Maybe it's a combination of both...

 

[cloudy]

Our new dog is a lovable, slobbery bundle of energy. The fact that he weighs close to 100 lbs makes him a HUGE handful, but the look on my child's face when I brought him home made it totally worth it.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

We have had a digital thermometer/barometer for quite a few years now. I am constantly looking at it, keeping track of what the temperature is doing. Every once in a while I see all the digits on the thermometer line up with the same number, but the barometer is always off. Sometimes up to four out of five digits are there, but never five out of five. This has always frustrated me to no end. Until today.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c65/theegoatpig/66666.jpg

You have to enjoy the little things in life, even if they are evil

 

[rgraham666]

Twenty six.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I lost a bunch of money playing cards today. I nearly cried when I lost one hand that I thought I had all the way through

 

[oggbashan]

I've been involved with many community events over the last three weeks.

The final outdoor event was between 11am and 2pm today.

It ended in bright sunshine only quarter of an hour late. At 3pm the torrential rains came, after everything had been packed away and removed.

The last event, this evening, is indoors.

Tomorrow, I can sleep in.

Og

 

[Trinique_Fire]

I feel like I'm experiencing post partum syndrome two years too late.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Dammit DeDe, I just remembered you left this morning. The city misses you already.