Pick up lines?

[Miss_Pixie]

What's your favorite pick up line? Anything goes lol, has it been said to you? Have you said it to someone? What's the scoop?

Hey baby, let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart and you steal mine.

3 guesses who said it to me

 

[TheeGoatPig]

It's terribly translated enlish to spanis (and even more poorly spelled), but it almost worked once.

"Hola muher sexua, too estas ready para comer."

Hello sexy lady, you look ready to eat.

 

[Miss_Pixie]

woman is spelled mujer TGP, that's almost as bad as one that was said to me at work one night

"Hey nice shoes wanna fuck?"

 

[TheeGoatPig]

woman is spelled mujer TGP, that's almost as bad as one that was said to me at work one night

"Hey nice shoes wanna fuck?"

Yes, it is bad when said in the person's first language. But when you don't expect the tall stacked blond to understand when you just said, and then she does, and she laughs and enjoys a brief conversation about how silly that was, but is on her way to meet her boyfriend... I would say it went a lot better than it could have.

 

[mynameisben]

"Hey, hun! You make look good boom boom meat."

 

[Carnevil9]

Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!

 

[bronzeage]

Come home with me, baby. I have cable.

Would you give me the chance to make the biggest mistake of my life?

 

[Liar]

"Let's pretend this is a really awesome pick-up line."

Yep, it worked.

 

[Handley_Page]

Said by a pal of mine in a Dance Hall in 1961:

"So, do you? "

He seldom failed. I was too busy laughing.

 

[mynameisben]

"Your friend make look good boom boom meat, too."

 

[voluptuary_manque]

"Let's pretend this is a really awesome pick-up line."

Yep, it worked.

Should the occasion ever arise, I'll remember that one.

 

[djserani]

When I was in the position to be picked up, I was really easy - "Hello" worked with me.

Then again, I was usually out with my cousin who was an headlining exotic dancer, so if anyone even noticed I was there, it was a minor miracle. I was usually approached so they could ask about her.

 

[mynameisben]

Then again, I was usually out with my cousin who was an headlining exotic dancer, so if anyone even noticed I was there, it was a minor miracle. I was usually approached so they could ask about her.

So... does she ever hang out here on Lit?

 

[djserani]

So... does she ever hang out here on Lit?

*sigh*

 

[Miss_Pixie]

So... does she ever hang out here on Lit?

BEN! You meanie

 

[Miss_Pixie]

*sigh*

*hugs* Dj!... Hey baby what's your sign?

 

[djserani]

*hugs* Dj!... Hey baby what's your sign?

Thank you, Pix! I love you!

 

[Miss_Pixie]

I less than three you too DJ...

 

[jomar]

woman is spelled mujer TGP, that's almost as bad as one that was said to me at work one night

"Hey nice shoes wanna fuck?"

I dunno. The direct approach worked about 75% of the time for me, though I was far more romantic about it.

As for bad pickup lines: Didn't we go to different schools together?

 

[Trinique_Fire]

That shirt looks very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be cumming too.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Here is another good/bad example:

http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=6136

 

[voluptuary_manque]

HM tells people her best line was "I want that one!" It was addressed to one of her classmates but it was about me. Never understood but I'm sure grateful!

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Hey, let me check your tag... You had to have been made in heaven

 

[nerk]

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I come back in a minute?"

 

[Dianthus]

1. Do you come here often?

2. What's your major?

3. Baby, we could make beautiful music together.