Scouries/GrandPoohBah/DoucheBagarinno

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Stop pming me about with your pimply, breathless rants about contests and story lists and whatever the fuck else you think I give a shit about. You don't work for Lit, and as far as I can tell, I like you more than anyone else here, and I think you're the cum stain on the torn panties of a 60 year old Lincoln Tunnel whore. No one gives fuck one about thing one you have to say. You should just smile and blow Mel Gibson. Is that clear, or should I be rude?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Stop pming me about with your pimply, breathless rants about contests and story lists and whatever the fuck else you think I give a shit about. You don't work for Lit, and as far as I can tell, I like you more than anyone else here, and I think you're the cum stain on the torn panties of a 60 year old Lincoln Tunnel whore. No one gives fuck one about thing one you have to say. You should just smile and blow Mel Gibson. Is that clear, or should I be rude?

I don't know who you are, but obviously with more than 43,000 posts on the forum boards, you either have no life or you work for Literotica. Which is it?

Are you proud of what you wrote? What rock did you crawl out from under?

Yet, I won't stoop to your level by insulting you, as you insulted my cyber friend.

I'll just write that I'm a fan of Scouries threads and of Scouries posts. I think he's creative, inventive, intelligent, zany, and funny.

Secondly, his posts are more informative than any post on Literotica, especially your crude and rude post.

It would be a sad and boring day, when Scouries decides he's had enough abuse from those who are jealous of his talent. Singlehandedly, he makes this a better site.

I dare say that if Literotica doesn't pay him, they should. Except for the stories by us writers, he's the draw here. You just have to look at the number of posts to his threads to realize his popularity.

They all love to hate him. They all love to bash him, including you, whoever you are.

Dare someone to be different and he's crucified. Dare someone to voice his opinion against what the populace believes and he is ostracized. Scouries is a brave man, a hero, in my book to stand tall against all of you nit wits.

I'd rather cast my lot with Scouries and Sarahh and Gabby any day, whether those are alts or not, at least I know I'm going to laugh and I'm going to read someone intelligent, informative, and fun.

Tell me this, Dixon Lee Carter, what was the purpose of your post, other than to try to look so smugly smart? You failed, by the way. You came off looking like the asshole that you are. Are you that arrogant in real life or just when you're hiding behind your AV? Has your post contributed anything to this site?

I don't hide behind my AV, that's really me.

Just the opposite, your post contributed nothing but hate to this site. Your post was mean spirited. Is that how you want to perceived as a mean spirited person? Have you no joy in your heart? Do you not care that you may hurt someone, who has worked hard to make this a better site for all writers?

This site would be so much better for we writers without the likes of you and your kind.

I'll expect your apology with your promise to never to post here again.

Now, beat it, before I kick your ass.

"Louie, throw this bum out!"

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I don't know who you are, but obviously with more than 43,000 posts on the forum boards, you either have no life or you work for Literotica. Which is it?

"Lame on!"

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I expected more from you my verbose, smugly arrogant friend.

Now, I understand how you accumulated so many nonsensical posts by writing a few words that make no sense.

Now that you are up against someone who is unafraid, the righteous man, you have nothing to else to write, but, "Lame on!"

I understand now, you were referring to your own post. My mistake.

In a moment they will be a legion of nit wits posting to your defense no doubt and bashing me at my expense. No matter, I wrote what I needed to write in defense of a man who has given me so much in the 3 1/2 years that I've written for this site. I won't allow you to belittle him, not that you can.

So, whatever you need to write about him, you write about me. Only, I dare say, I'm not as lame as you may think I am.

"Louie, didn't I tell you to throw this bum out!"

"I did, Boss."

"Well, do again. This time, break one of his legs."

"Lame on!"

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I understand now, you were referring to your own post.

Really? "I know you are but what am I?"

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Really? "I know you are but what am I?"

Not worth anymore of my talent and time. You are a nobody and a nothing.

"Flame on!"

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Newbies.

 

[torchthebitch]

*Pulls up a seat and cracks a tube.*

"Carry on, just pretend I'm not here."

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Now that you are up against someone who is unafraid, the righteous man, you have nothing to else to write, but, "Lame on!"

You shit marble, don't you?

 

[RoryN]

So, whatever you need to write about him, you write about me. Only, I dare say, I'm not as lame as you may think I am.

You call yourself "The Wizard Of Literotica".

So, yeah - I'm actually gonna disagree. Strongly. With feeling.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg226/dixonclee/Welcome6.jpg

We're off to see the Wizard...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

*Pulls up a seat and cracks a tube.*

"Carry on, just pretend I'm not here."

got any cold ones?

 

[michchick98]

No matter, I wrote what I needed to write in defense of a man who has given me so much in the 3 1/2 years that I've written for this site.

You joined in 2007. You had a whiney crybaby fit at the end of 2008 and claimed you'd never write for this site again.

Again, your math is deluded, Freddie. Just as you claim you've written over 900 stories instead of the 670 + listed on your stories page. So where are the other 200 + stories?

As we all know, you have been lying, because if you've been writing for this site for 3 1/2 years, then where are all your stories? You have a few posted this year, but what about all of 2009 and a majority of THIS year so far?

You've told so many lies, even you can't keep track of them any longer.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Anyway --- Scouries, you're shitting your pms all over the membership again. Except for a few Bobbysoxers like The Wizard of I Dare Say! over here no one gives a flying fuck about your gripes to Laurel about how you want a pretty blue puppy emoticon.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You call yourself "The Wizard Of Literotica".

So, yeah - I'm actually gonna disagree. Strongly. With feeling.

Tell you what, Rory. My mother almost named me Rory but decided it was too faggy a name.

Anyway, not counting your nonsensical 25,000 posts on the forum boards, when you've posted as many words as I have in stories, you may refer to yourself as the wizard of Literotica, too.

Until that time, maybe you should consider taking a course in creative writing.

Sorry, but I don't have the time to teach you.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Tell you what, Rory. My mother almost named me Rory but decided it was too faggy a name.

Anyway, not counting your nonsensical 25,000 posts on the forum boards, when you've posted as many words as I have in stories, you may refer to yourself as the wizard of Literotica, too.

Until that time, maybe you should consider taking a course in creative writing.

Sorry, but I don't have the time to teach you.

You're a pisser. Can we call you The Whiz?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg226/dixonclee/Welcome6.jpg

We're off to see the Wizard...

See? I knew that I could inspire you. Now, that's funny, ala Scouries. Good job copying your idol, Sir Scouries.

Uhm, there's no truth to the rumor that I am Scouries and/or that Scouries is Bostonfictionwriter, we are two different people...I think.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You joined in 2007. You had a whiney crybaby fit at the end of 2008 and claimed you'd never write for this site again.

Again, your math is deluded, Freddie. Just as you claim you've written over 900 stories instead of the 670 + listed on your stories page. So where are the other 200 + stories?

As we all know, you have been lying, because if you've been writing for this site for 3 1/2 years, then where are all your stories? You have a few posted this year, but what about all of 2009 and a majority of THIS year so far?

You've told so many lies, even you can't keep track of them any longer.

Lies? My Dad was from Missoour, dear, and he never lied. I don't lie. What I do is write fiction.

Tell me, Michchick what escapes you about my name, Bostonfictionwriter?

I write fiction about Boston. Get it?

Have you always had a hard time disguishing lying from fiction?

Perhaps you should write non-fiction from now on. I don't think writing fiction is your thing. You'd think you were just lying, if you were writing fiction. Right?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Make Louie do something else. Make him beat me with a bag of oranges.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You're a pisser. Can we call you The Whiz?

Hey, while you're down there kissing my feet, wiping my ass, and cleaning the piss off my cock, you can call me anything you'd like pee boy.

 

[TxRad]

Tell you what, Rory. My mother almost named me Rory but decided it was too faggy a name.

Anyway, not counting your nonsensical 25,000 posts on the forum boards, when you've posted as many words as I have in stories, you may refer to yourself as the wizard of Literotica, too.

Until that time, maybe you should consider taking a course in creative writing.

Sorry, but I don't have the time to teach you.

Hey, stupid, you done pissed off the big boys now. have fun, cause they are.

You have no idea who DLC is do you? Duh, come back when you can get your head out of your ass.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Make Louie do something else. Make him beat me with a bag of oranges.

Ah, for you to write this, you think that Big Louie doesn't exist. Makes sense.

Suffice to say that Big Louie doesn't need a bag of oranges to beat you senseless. One punch from his big paw is enough to lay out your fat body.

 

[michchick98]

Lies? My Dad was from Missoour, dear, and he never lied. I don't lie. What I do is write fiction.

Tell me, Michchick what escapes you about my name, Bostonfictionwriter?

I write fiction about Boston. Get it?

Have you always had a hard time disguishing lying from fiction?

Perhaps you should write non-fiction from now on. I don't think writing fiction is your thing. You'd think you were just lying, if you were writing fiction. Right?

So, if everything you post is fiction then when you say "I have no alts. I'm me. BostonFictionWriter. I want credit for everything I write, good or bad" then that's fiction, too, right?

Yeah, thought so. Thanks for clearing that up.

 

[RoryN]

Tell you what, Rory. My mother almost named me Rory but decided it was too faggy a name.

Gee, are you sure you're from Boston?

Anyway, not counting your nonsensical 25,000 posts on the forum boards, when you've posted as many words as I have in stories, you may refer to yourself as the wizard of Literotica, too.

Until that time, maybe you should consider taking a course in creative writing.

I've got an English degree from a high-falutin' New England college already. But, thanks for the advice. Maybe you should look into ACC?

(Hey Dix - it's like DV81 all over again. I wonder if they play World of Warcraft together when they're not writing about the sex they're not getting...)

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Hey, stupid, you don't pissed off the big boys now. have fun, cause they are.

You have no idea who DLC is do you? Duh, come back when you can get your head out of your ass.

Oh, so this is your faggot army from the General Board? I'm afraid.

"Gees, I'm shaking."

Hey, make believe cyber personalities, I dunno, just don't scare me. When you've seen and been through the shit that I have, this TxRad is play time.

"Bring it!"