The Authors' Hangout National Nude Day Support Thread

[litfan10]

4.00!?!

Don't you people have any sense at all?!?

I am beginning to wonder myself!?!

Can't you smack 'em in the head with your wand or sick you flying monkeys after them or something!

BTW: your story is still waaaay cuter

 

[sweetnsassy1]

But Sassy! I was paying you good bucks here! Even at inflated rates! What a turncoat!

You can make it up to me if you make sure you one-bomb me

I voted according for both stories, and said vote will remain anoynmous. So HA! You can't tell me who's side I'm really on because only I know

Read, voted, and commented on your story.

I saw and thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it

 

[scouries]

QUOTE mr liquid I thought scouries didn't have a contest story. Doesn't that mean he shouldn't post in the contest thread?

Fuck man, I’m under contractual terms to both post a story and keep this thread alive. Which has kept yours truly pretty darn busy these last few days.

And to make matters worse the bloody story thinks it’s so good that it doesn’t want to end…

So get off my fucking back!

[SIZE=+2]D.K.MOON –Rule Breaker[/SIZE]

[Turning off voting on a story at any point - for any reason - disqualifies a submission from any and all contests…]

I would like to amend this official (but unenforced) rule to read:

[Turning off voting on a story at any point - for any reason - disqualifies a submission from any and all contests and the author of said ‘disqualified’ story is banned from posting on any contest related threads]…​

jrs esq.

 

[DG Hear]

That's the spirit! I didn't enter to win either. LOL!

Thank you kindly. However, my story is not destined to win. And that's fine. I've gotten quite a few new listeners from it.

I wrote an entire new Nude Day story and submitted it. People, I did the whole thing in one sitting, come on - need I say more? Actually I do, can Glynndah say the same?
So when you see "Once Upon a National Nude Day" please ignore it other than to one-bomb the sucker and skip right ahead to Glynndah's story. Make sure you hit the star on the farthest right at the end of her story. For clarification purposes only it is the one with the five beneath it.

He is only doing this to rob me of my rightful prize, Og's beloved Last Place Award trophy and the accolades that go with it.

This is totally unfair.... submitting stories done in a single sitting to compete with the unedited rough draft that I submitted.

I want that last place trophy!!!!

Ohhhh.. the pain of it all.. such competition to rob me of the glory of my last place trophy.....

My only consolation is knowing the quality of both your works.... I should be safely in posession of my coveted prize!

This sounds like a conspiracy to rob me of my well deserved last place trophy... keep this up and I'll have to start whining about unfair practices in the last place contest as well.

OK, I have a question. With everyone fighting for Og's last place trophy, does any one want one of the three winners trophy? It could be nice to win it also.
Just saying, Good luck to those who get their wish, whichever trophy they want. Everyone can't have their wish but I do wish you all the best. This has been an interesting contest.
With respect
DG

 

[oggbashan]

OK, I have a question. With everyone fighting for Og's last place trophy, does any one want one of the three winners trophy? It could be nice to win it also.
Just saying, Good luck to those who get their wish, whichever trophy they want. Everyone can't have their wish but I do wish you all the best. This has been an interesting contest.
With respect
DG

It is possible to one contestant to win both my Authors' Hangout Last Place (tm) Contest AND the main contest - preferably with separate stories but it is technically feasible to win both with one story if the trolls 1-bomb it to death as soon as the main result is announced.

Og

PS. I'm writing a third entry. I'm not sure whether it will be an Og story, or one of Jeanne's or Fag-Ash Lil's or even one under another newly created alt but it will be, if finished in time, a demonstration story to show how to win Last Place.

 

[D_K_Moon]

OK, I have a question. With everyone fighting for Og's last place trophy, does any one want one of the three winners trophy? It could be nice to win it also.
Just saying, Good luck to those who get their wish, whichever trophy they want. Everyone can't have their wish but I do wish you all the best. This has been an interesting contest.
With respect
DG

I didn't enter to compete, I entered for the spirit of participating. I was winner when my story posted. I agree, it has been a lot of fun.

 

[D_K_Moon]

It is possible to one contestant to win both my Authors' Hangout Last Place (tm) Contest AND the main contest - preferably with separate stories but it is technically feasible to win both with one story if the trolls 1-bomb it to death as soon as the main result is announced.

Og

PS. I'm writing a third entry. I'm not sure whether it will be an Og story, or one of Jeanne's or Fag-Ash Lil's or even one under another newly created alt but it will be, if finished in time, a demonstration story to show how to win Last Place.

We can only hope for an appearance by Fag-Ash Lil!

 

[glynndah]

I am edging ever closer to the 25 votes necessary to win Og's award. I think it's 25 anyway.

However, I need to open up a package of troll yummies and sprinkle around the story.

 

[oggbashan]

I am edging ever closer to the 25 votes necessary to win Og's award. I think it's 25 anyway.

However, I need to open up a package of troll yummies and sprinkle around the story.

Fewer than 25 votes is better for the Authors' Hangout Last Place (tm) Contest because your rating gets multiplied by actual number of votes, if less than 25, and then divided by 25 e.g. rating of 4.00, votes 10 = 4.00 x 10 [40] divided by 25 = 1.60

Og

 

[glynndah]

Fewer than 25 votes is better for the Authors' Hangout Last Place (tm) Contest because your rating gets multiplied by actual number of votes, if less than 25, and then divided by 25 e.g. rating of 4.00, votes 10 = 4.00 x 10 [40] divided by 25 = 1.60

Og

Oh. I knew there was a 25 in there someplace.

 

[oggbashan]

Oh. I knew there was a 25 in there someplace.

The 25 votes is the minimum necessary to be considered eligible for the main themed contests. For all other Literotica contests the minimum number of votes required is 50.

Og

 

[theravenfox]

I am edging ever closer to the 25 votes necessary to win Og's award. I think it's 25 anyway.

However, I need to open up a package of troll yummies and sprinkle around the story.

Don't worry, Glynndah. The yellow N will draw them like flies to compost!

 

[oggbashan]

Don't worry, Glynndah. The yellow N will draw them like flies to compost!

Bees to honey is a better simile.

Og

 

[theravenfox]

Bees to honey is a better simile.

Og

Not if she's going for the last place trophy!

*runs for cover*

I haven't read Glynndah's story yet. I will make time to do that.

 

[scouries]

posted by miss o originally in SF land...

QUOTE miss o If you had any small understanding of the English language and could understand what you read, you would realise that entries on competition sites do not have to 'qualify' - hence no 'disqualification' - they are just not eligible for prizes. Like many others before him, DK has posted a story that is not eligible for the contest but is perfectly entitled to be here as it is germane to the topic.

I don’t think I’ve ever read such gibberish. My “small understanding of the English language”? “Hence no disqualification”? Read the rule miss o. Slowly. Then read it again. Then pinch your inner thigh.

[Turning off voting on a story at any point - for any reason - disqualifies a submission from any and all contests…]

Pretty clear to me! What part of the word disqualifies don’t you understand?

And dear lady, I’m pretty sure that D.K is not, “like many others before him”. In fact I believe he’s the only author who’s ever submitted a story to a LITEROTICA “reader judged” contest with the voting turned off.

QUOTE miss o …Laurel has shown by the response to seemeemee that lit wants to cast the net as wide as it can to attract postings to the contests. Maybe we're not so anally fixated on porn stats as some lesser writers.

And which NUDE DAY contestants are you referring to as anally fixated on porn stats? Surely not the cute ravenfox? Or the mathematically challenged Tionar? Although maybe he has been honing his math skills studying “porn stats”. Nothing would surprise me there!

I know it’s not the sexy babs. Or LITEROTICA’S FAVORITE AUTHOR, the delectable sarahhh

Okay, I’ll admit that it wouldn’t surprise me to hear bb is “anally fixated”.

litfan and littleblackdress certainly aren’t the most scintillating of posters but “porn stats”? I think not.

And I’m 100% sure sweet mia isn’t “anally fixated” on “porn stats”. Let’s face it – she’s fixated on a completely different area of a certain contestants body.

Boxlicker? Not a chance.

And no one would ever accuse ace of such a crime. No miss o, I think your characterization of our NUDE DAY contestants is far off the mark.

james r scouries

 

[D_K_Moon]

Not if she's going for the last place trophy!

*runs for cover*

I haven't read Glynndah's story yet. I will make time to do that.

It's really quite humorous.

 

[litfan10]

Mildly annoying

On the good side I am in hot pursuit of Og's award so no problems, BUT to get this as an anonymous public comment:

I've voted it a one without reading it
as you're obviously an alt. for andtheend as are 90% of the stories in the nude day contest. If I'm wrong, sorry, but that author has completely contaminated the contest and it needs to be withdrawn.

This CRAP is getting pretty annoying. I am not planning to take the comment down as I think we need to see just how far and problematic this situation is getting!

 

[D_K_Moon]

Bees to honey is a better simile.

Og

I think it all depends on the writer and the story.

 

[sr71plt]

On the good side I am in hot pursuit of Og's award so no problems, BUT to get this as an anonymous public comment:

I've voted it a one without reading it
as you're obviously an alt. for andtheend as are 90% of the stories in the nude day contest. If I'm wrong, sorry, but that author has completely contaminated the contest and it needs to be withdrawn.

This CRAP is getting pretty annoying. I am not planning to take the comment down as I think we need to see just how far and problematic this situation is getting!

That's particularly interesting because andtheend isn't an alt for anyone--it's one of BOSTONFICTIONWRITER's alts.

 

[D_K_Moon]

On the good side I am in hot pursuit of Og's award so no problems, BUT to get this as an anonymous public comment:

I've voted it a one without reading it
as you're obviously an alt. for andtheend as are 90% of the stories in the nude day contest. If I'm wrong, sorry, but that author has completely contaminated the contest and it needs to be withdrawn.

This CRAP is getting pretty annoying. I am not planning to take the comment down as I think we need to see just how far and problematic this situation is getting!

Well, I read, voted, and commented on your story. I liked it.

I read the comment, if it were my story, I'd delete the comment, it's a bit graffitti.

 

[TxRad]

That's particularly interesting because andtheend isn't an alt for anyone--it's one of BOSTONFICTIONWRITER's alts.

Butt scouries hasn't figured that out yet.

 

[litfan10]

Well, I read, voted, and commented on your story. I liked it.

I read the comment, if it were my story, I'd delete the comment, it's a bit graffitti.

I think that it is now posted on this thread I might take it down but another bit that is annoying is the "If I'm wrong sorry" bit as if I really wanted to win with this story a simple sorry doesn't alleviate the damage a one-vote would do statistically especially as I am not an ALT of anybody so he is wrong.

It's just that this battle is reaching far beyond the intended targets

 

[litfan10]

Well, I read, voted, and commented on your story. I liked it.

I read the comment, if it were my story, I'd delete the comment, it's a bit graffitti.

I forgot - thanks for the read, vote and comment as well as your own contribution to the contest and thread! Much appreciated!

 

[glynndah]

Don't worry, Glynndah. The yellow N will draw them like flies to compost!

Perfect! Just the reaction I'm hoping for!

Bees to honey is a better simile.

Og

Not in this case.

Not if she's going for the last place trophy!

*runs for cover*

I haven't read Glynndah's story yet. I will make time to do that.

Oh, you should. You inspired it and I said so right at the top.

It's really quite humorous.

Shhh! It's serious drama. Didn't you read the comment about Pirandello?

On the good side I am in hot pursuit of Og's award so no problems, BUT to get this as an anonymous public comment:

I've voted it a one without reading it
as you're obviously an alt. for andtheend as are 90% of the stories in the nude day contest. If I'm wrong, sorry, but that author has completely contaminated the contest and it needs to be withdrawn.

This CRAP is getting pretty annoying. I am not planning to take the comment down as I think we need to see just how far and problematic this situation is getting!

I was feeling so special, thinking I was the only one accused of being andtheend's alt. Well, not accused. The commenter suspected it, but gave me a vote anyway because it was almost excellent and I was throwing Lit into confusion and dishonesty. {Or something kinda like that.}

 

[D_K_Moon]

It's just that this battle is reaching far beyond the intended targets

Oh yes, I totally agree. I've been pretty much at ground zero in the pooh flinging. I've tried to ignore it, and for the most part I think I've been successful. Overall, we've a pretty good group of stories at present, and I certainly don't see a clear cut favorite at this point. There's a lot of stories that can win this contest. The last week will be quite interesting.