The Authors' Hangout National Nude Day Support Thread

[littleblackdress50]

He is only doing this to rob me of my rightful prize, Og's beloved Last Place Award trophy and the accolades that go with it.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

A from the good little witch.

This is totally unfair.... submitting stories done in a single sitting to compete with the unedited rough draft that I submitted.

I want that last place trophy!!!!

Ohhhh.. the pain of it all.. such competition to rob me of the glory of my last place trophy.....

My only consolation is knowing the quality of both your works.... I should be safely in posession of my coveted prize!

 

[litfan10]

This is totally unfair.... submitting stories done in a single sitting to compete with the unedited rough draft that I submitted.

I want that last place trophy!!!!

Ohhhh.. the pain of it all.. such competition to rob me of the glory of my last place trophy.....

My only consolation is knowing the quality of both your works.... I should be safely in posession of my coveted prize!

Psst. Hey Threaders. Yeah you. Let me tell you a little secret. Come over here.

Literotica is doing a SPECIAL secret contest.

Enter your chance to win a million dollars (tax free!)

Just find the story entitled "Aaron's Association" and press the yellow star with the five below it and you are automatically entered to win.

It really is that easy.

And as a special bonus: get a second entry to double your chances at the million by clicking the yellow star with the five on it at the soon to be released Pulitzer Prize contending story by the Incredible Glynndah.

Press the button - you know you want to!

{This drawing in no way is to be misconstrued in any way blah, blah, blah add five minutes of nose-bleed causing legalize just to cover everybody's asses}

 

[scouries]

A new day – another new page. EXCELLENT!

264 POSTS – 3,760 VIEWS – NUDE DAY THREAD 2008
285 POSTS – 4,322 VIEWS – NUDE DAY THREAD 2009
[SIZE=+2]1225 POSTS – 13,496 VIEWS – NUDE DAY THREAD 2010 – and STILL growing![/SIZE]

QUOTE threadmaster Apology to readers and contributors of this thread. As those who have been around some time know, the thread starter has no control about what is posted in the thread, and certainly no power to delete any posts however irritating they might be.

First of all the correct title is THREADMASTER and I for one have always believed that the THREADMASTER should be granted that power. It’s his thread and in my opinion he should be able to delete anything he doesn’t like. However, the QUEEN disagreed when I suggested it some time ago. C'est la vie!

And I do understand why you feel you must apologize my good og. Having a convicted and unrepentant serial RULE BREAKER such as [size=+2]D.K.MOON[/SIZE] freely allowed to pollute your thread must be difficult to take.

Mind you the notoriety of this criminal certainly has put you back in the spotlight hasn’t it? We’re on a record pace! The ogman resurrected. I guess we just have to take the good with the bad…

QUOTE og the shameless begging for votes and the cries of "It's all fixed!" can start.

But did you really have to encourage the whiners?

jrs esq.

 

[littleblackdress50]

Gad... and here I was hoping for a whole page of posts without any whining or complaining or attacking other writers.

I know it's wayyyyy too much to hope for.

 

[litfan10]

Gad... and here I was hoping for a whole page of posts without any whining or complaining or attacking other writers.

I know it's wayyyyy too much to hope for.

I even got a shameless whine and attack in the controversy thread! Day's going great - all is right in the universe

 

[D_K_Moon]

Gad... and here I was hoping for a whole page of posts without any whining or complaining or attacking other writers.

I know it's wayyyyy too much to hope for.

Just ignore it. Its in love with the sound of its own voice.

 

[littleblackdress50]

Psst. Hey Threaders. Yeah you. Let me tell you a little secret. Come over here.

Literotica is doing a SPECIAL secret contest.

Enter your chance to win a million dollars (tax free!)

Just find the story entitled "Aaron's Association" and press the yellow star with the five below it and you are automatically entered to win.

It really is that easy.

And as a special bonus: get a second entry to double your chances at the million by clicking the yellow star with the five on it at the soon to be released Pulitzer Prize contending story by the Incredible Glynndah.

Press the button - you know you want to!

{This drawing in no way is to be misconstrued in any way blah, blah, blah add five minutes of nose-bleed causing legalize just to cover everybody's asses}

This sounds like a conspiracy to rob me of my well deserved last place trophy... keep this up and I'll have to start whining about unfair practices in the last place contest as well.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

A new day – another new page. EXCELLENT!

264 POSTS – 3,760 VIEWS – NUDE DAY THREAD 2008
285 POSTS – 4,322 VIEWS – NUDE DAY THREAD 2009
[SIZE=+2]1225 POSTS – 13,496 VIEWS – NUDE DAY THREAD 2010 – and STILL growing![/SIZE]

QUOTE threadmaster Apology to readers and contributors of this thread. As those who have been around some time know, the thread starter has no control about what is posted in the thread, and certainly no power to delete any posts however irritating they might be.

First of all the correct title is THREADMASTER and I for one have always believed that the THREADMASTER should be granted that power. It’s his thread and in my opinion he should be able to delete anything he doesn’t like. However, the QUEEN disagreed when I suggested it some time ago. C'est la vie!

And I do understand why you feel you must apologize my good og. Having a convicted and unrepentant serial RULE BREAKER such as [size=+2]D.K.MOON[/SIZE] freely allowed to pollute your thread must be difficult to take.

Mind you the notoriety of this criminal certainly has put you back in the spotlight hasn’t it? We’re on a record pace! The ogman resurrected. I guess we just have to take the good with the bad…

QUOTE og the shameless begging for votes and the cries of "It's all fixed!" can start.

But did you really have to encourage the whiners?

jrs esq.

Actually, Sir Scouries, by continuing to post about DK Moon breaking the rules, all you're doing is giving him undeserved attention. More readers will read his plagiarized story, now, because of you.

What I hope will happen with all this attention that you have called to DK turning off the voting is that, hopefully, more contest participants will turn off their voting, as well. Maybe, then, I'd have a chance at winning at contest, that is, if I was still writing for this site, which I'm not.

Nonetheless, with my luck, even if I was the only entrant in the contest, I'd probably lose because no one would vote for my story. Wow.

I think what you should do is what most people do to you and to me, for that matter, ignore what he does. Why give him an undeserved audience. He's riding around here on your dime.

By the way, have you heard the news? King LeBrun is going to Miami. You heard it here first. I have a friend in the know.

 

[sweetnsassy1]

This sounds like a conspiracy to rob me of my well deserved last place trophy... keep this up and I'll have to start whining about unfair practices in the last place contest as well.

Just read glynndah's entry and I'm about to read yours now. I'll vote according to my views on the story with no intention to help or hinder you on your quest Good Luck.

 

[litfan10]

News Flash

This just in: Glynndah's incredible (actually it is really good and clever!) Six Characters in Search of Erotica has posted! Read it! Love it! Five-bomb it!

My story which will remain unnamed to protect the innocent also posted and is off to a great start with an impressive 3.00 (I am not kidding! I am so proud!)

Beat that Good Witch! And your Little Black Dress as well!

 

[litfan10]

Just read glynndah's entry and I'm about to read yours now. I'll vote according to my views on the story with no intention to help or hinder you on your quest Good Luck.

But Sassy! I was paying you good bucks here! Even at inflated rates! What a turncoat!

You can make it up to me if you make sure you one-bomb me

 

[D_K_Moon]

Just read glynndah's entry and I'm about to read yours now. I'll vote according to my views on the story with no intention to help or hinder you on your quest Good Luck.

I just read Glynndah's as well. Very cute!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Finished at last, and submitted. Watch for the (hopeful) appearance of Pierre's Peculiar Power at a Lit stand near you.

 

[litfan10]

Finished at last, and submitted. Watch for the (hopeful) appearance of Pierre's Peculiar Power at a Lit stand near you.

Congrats! I will await with baited breath!

Does this mean we can't pick on you in the threads any more?

 

[scouries]

we need you man!

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[litfan10]

Shameless Antiplug

I just checked and my nameless stinker is up to a 4.00. WHAT?!?!

Come on people. The narrator...don't you just want to reach into the screen and smack the shit out of him?

And how many times should an author be allowed to use a single word in a story. WELL????

My story - OBNOXIOUS

Glynndah's story - CUTE AS A BUTTON! just like her name

Littleblackdress50 - HOT AND SOPHISTICATED! again just like her name

Is everybody clear now?

Sheesh! You know what to do.....

 

[driphoney]

I just checked and my nameless stinker is up to a 4.00. WHAT?!?!

Come on people. The narrator...don't you just want to reach into the screen and smack the shit out of him?

And how many times should an author be allowed to use a single word in a story. WELL????

My story - OBNOXIOUS

Glynndah's story - CUTE AS A BUTTON! just like her name

Littleblackdress50 - HOT AND SOPHISTICATED! again just like her name

Is everybody clear now?

Sheesh! You know what to do.....

Sorry dude. Your story's hilarious. Deal.

Everyone needs to go laugh and give this stinker a FIVE!

 

[litfan10]

Sorry dude. Your story's hilarious. Deal.

Everyone needs to go laugh and give this stinker a FIVE!

Nobody listen to the woman with the disturbingly attractive AV! She is just buttering me up to change my AV.

Again do not listen!

 

[D_K_Moon]

Nobody listen to the woman with the disturbingly attractive AV! She is just buttering me up to change my AV.

Again do not listen!

What's wrong with your AV

 

[litfan10]

What's wrong with your AV

Did you hear that Honey?

Thank you DK! I always knew you were alright even for a rotten, nefarious cheater.

 

[D_K_Moon]

Just read glynndah's entry and I'm about to read yours now. I'll vote according to my views on the story with no intention to help or hinder you on your quest Good Luck.

Read, voted, and commented on your story.

 

[D_K_Moon]

Did you hear that Honey?

Thank you DK! I always knew you were alright even for a rotten, nefarious cheater.

I'm only nefarious when I get out the Snively Whiplash mustchache.

 

[glynndah]

I'm only nefarious when I get out the Snively Whiplash mustchache.

Oooooh! *dreamy eyes*

 

[driphoney]

What's wrong with your AV

Nothing, nothing at all, well, endowment--that, well . . . . It's a lovely AV. (Truly.)

That's why I think he should consider putting in an equally very nice, well, endowment pic as his profile shot. That way those of us who have such a fet--er, appreciation need only open the page and gaze to our hearts desire.

By the way, I'm partway through glynndah's and it's adorable. I see another 5-star about to be clicked.

 

[glynndah]

4.00!?!

Don't you people have any sense at all?!?