Saturday Night Medical Dork

[sweepthefloor]

<giggle> over medical humor, somebody has to make medical less stress, and these guys do a good job.

Anesthetist Hymn


What Drug!

Careless Surgeon

Finals Countdown.

Dorsal Horn Concerto

 

[semen4her]

Shut up, asshole.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Shut up, asshole.

<ouch>

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Don't mind him. He says that to ?almost? everyone.

 

[The Mutt]

My dork can heal the sick.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Don't mind him. He says that to ?almost? everyone.

OK like Tourette's or something?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

More like a dog, that barks at almost everyone. I saw it posted somewhere,
that most of what dogs bark, are curses and swears and oaths.

 

[pointless]

I'm always gonna have to know I'm important in your life.

If you try and come see me and I'm not there,
Tell me you tried so I know you care.
I want to know that I'm important
In your life
Know that I'm important in your life.

I know a girl, she's important to me.
When I feel separate from her, I am in misery.
Dear, let me know that I'm important
In your life
That's what I tell her: Let me know that I'm important in your life.

Hey hey hey hey ho ho whoa
Da da la must always know
Always have to know I'm important
In your life
Always have to know in your life.

Tell me when you think of me.
Admit that you missed me.
I want to know that I'm important
In your life
Know that I'm important in your life.

Darling, tell me
Tell me you love me
I'd have to hear how I'm important
In your life
Tell me I'm important in your life.

Tell me now, one more time.
I want to hear it in verse and rhyme.
I have to hear from you that I'm important
In your life
Know that I'm important in your--
Not enough to know it,
I want to hear it.
Know that I'm important
In your life
Know that I'm important in your--
Tell me, tell me, make me feel good
Know that I'm important
In your life
Know that I'm important in your life.

 

[Sinny]

Shut up, asshole.

C'mere, you need a glass of wine (except I saw you post that you only drink 3x a year, at best. But still. Just sayin') : p

OK like Tourette's or something?

That pretty much sums up a lot of behaviors here.

My dork can heal the sick.

I'd love a healthy dose of your kind of dork. Bring it. I'm still laughing over Banglar Kong. Need.more.

 

[sweepthefloor]

DNRs

 

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Carlos- Gang member RN

 

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ER Paramedic vs ER Nurse

Paramedic vs Nurse


Paramedic vs ER Nurse

Fireman hitting on nurse

 

[sweepthefloor]

A 50 year old male patient is admitted to the ICU with a diagnosis of liver failure. The nurse notices that the patient’s respiratory rate has bee progressively increasing. An arterial blood gas (ABG) is obtained and reveals: pH= 7.35, PCO2= 14, PO2= 93, HCO3= 8. The critical care nurse interprets this clinical picture as:

A. Respiratory acidosis with metabolic compensation leading to tachypnea.
B. Metabolic acidosis with respiratory compensation leading to tachypnea.
C. Metabolic acidosis with hypoxia leading to tachypnea.
D. Respiratory acidosis with hypoxia leading to tachypnea

 

[sweepthefloor]

The Nurses
The 2:00 mark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGTpfpRv_eU&feature=related

The Doctors
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AZm-eVz7c0&feature=related

 

[semen4her]

Shut up, asshole.

I was so wise, even back then.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I was so wise, even back then.

You don't have to be angry just because you love me.

 

[eyer]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51dTqNrWrmL._SX355_.jpg

 

[sweepthefloor]

Haha! I know I should be out on a Saturday night, but invasive hemodynamics is much more fun.

 

[sweepthefloor]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51dTqNrWrmL._SX355_.jpg

Nasty Nurses!