Am I ranting? I hope so... My ranting gets raves...

[Miss_Pixie]

Ok, guys can stop being assholes anytime now


Last night I was at a party with some friends, an ex of mine decided to talk to me. 'Kay that was fine. I don't know why but he decided to back me against the wall and be a smarmodon and proceed to be belitting and WAYYY to close to me.

This is what he said, "Hey little girl, you miss me?" I told him to go forth and multiply...just not in those exact words, He apparently thought I was gonna go with him. Ugh!

My reply was very much a product of fear, annoyance, and a bitchy streak that comes out when someone's being retarded.

"I'm a big girl, I kill my own spiders and wear heels longer than your dick"

Apparently he was offended...oh well...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You want him bad.

 

[dicky911]

good for you LOL

 

[Miss_Pixie]

You want him bad.

I didn't want him when I had him...

 

[mynameisben]

Maybe the thought of you needing heels longer than his dick to combat a spider problem scared him off.

 

[Miss_Pixie]

I doubt it lol, he just didn't like it when I wore heels because it made me taller than him. I like my CFM's...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You want him now. Its obvious.

 

[Miss_Pixie]

you think what you want lol, I know what I want, and he ain't it

 

[rgraham666]

Well done!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

you think what you want lol, I know what I want, and he ain't it

My Ouija board and chicken entrails confirm it, but I'll take it to the Lord in prayer to be certain.

 

[Noor]

I just use the old tired hitch hiker line
"Don't you try to outweird me. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal"

Of course most of my ex's know better than to even attempt to physically corner me
Most of my friends children do too

I think the reason some guys here think you want him is that you wanted to hurt him, remembered how to push his buttons and his cock size...

 

[DeeZire]

I doubt it lol, he just didn't like it when I wore heels because it made me taller than him. I like my CFM's...

Own your height! According to Randy Newman:

Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
`Round here

 

[OzoneRed]

Ok, guys can stop being assholes anytime now

No, we can't. It's part of our genetic heritage.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Maybe you just really want him to stop wanting you to want him?

 

[SeaCat]

A quick little cure. Next time just play "Monkey Grabs the Peach".

Oh and not all guys are assholes, just roughly the same percentage as women who are assholes.

Cat

 

[Miss_Pixie]

I just use the old tired hitch hiker line
"Don't you try to outweird me. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal"

That is freaking awesome lol I gotta remember that