This is still America!

[MzDeviancy]

This just reminds me of a lot of rants you see here in the AH

http://www.theonion.com/articles/last-time-sources-checked-this-still-america,17545/

 

[stephen55]

fuckin' illegal immigrants...

But hardworking Americans are losing their jobs every day. I don't know about you, but I'd rather celebrate the Fourth of July than Cinco de Mayo."

I, for one, am tired of seeing hard working American bank executives and derivative traders losing their jobs to illegal Mexican immigrants. Why just the other day I saw a tired, dirty bunch of once upon a time Goldman Sachs executives, without their once plentiful taxpayer paid for bonuses, sitting on the back of a beat up, rusting 1976 Ford F150, after a hard day doing the neighborhood yard work. It was pitiful...just pitiful. I just had to go up and demand to see proof of citizenship. These once proud, haughty, arrogant...oops...sensitive purveyors of junk bonds and sub-prime mortgage backed (and designed to fail) financial packages....and I can hardly say it...they had dirty hands. Not that their hands weren't dirty for the past decade....why I didn't even smell the greed they were used to pouring on before going to work...I mean going out to bilk the dumb bastards...taxpayers who were trying to get by.

Yup, yup yup....fuckin' illegal immigrants....the new neighborhood yard workers have the audacity to demand minimum wage...the old ones who used to work for next to nothing are all living it up in corporate executive boardrooms.

 

[matriarch]

But hardworking Americans are losing their jobs every day. I don't know about you, but I'd rather celebrate the Fourth of July than Cinco de Mayo."

I, for one, am tired of seeing hard working American bank executives and derivative traders losing their jobs to illegal Mexican immigrants. Why just the other day I saw a tired, dirty bunch of once upon a time Goldman Sachs executives, without their once plentiful taxpayer paid for bonuses, sitting on the back of a beat up, rusting 1976 Ford F150, after a hard day doing the neighborhood yard work. It was pitiful...just pitiful. I just had to go up and demand to see proof of citizenship. These once proud, haughty, arrogant...oops...sensitive purveyors of junk bonds and sub-prime mortgage backed (and designed to fail) financial packages....and I can hardly say it...they had dirty hands. Not that their hands weren't dirty for the past decade....why I didn't even smell the greed they were used to pouring on before going to work...I mean going out to bilk the dumb bastards...taxpayers who were trying to get by.

Yup, yup yup....fuckin' illegal immigrants....the new neighborhood yard workers have the audacity to demand minimum wage...the old ones who used to work for next to nothing are all living it up in corporate executive boardrooms.

Psst........Stepen........it's a quote from 'The Onion'. Satire. Not true. Sorry.