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Alabama Slammer
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Apparently, the GOP gots themselves a website called America Speaking Out. Visitors are invited to make their own suggestions in four broad categories: American prosperity, fiscal accountability, American values, and national security. The idea is that citizens can speak up on these topics, vote up or down on each others' proposals, and the best thoughts will bubble to the top—maybe even becoming part of the Republican platform come November.
This is where the clueless part becomes oh-so-obvious...
I suppose none of them have ever read the comments on YouTube, or participated in an online forum, or are like John McCain, and don't even have the foggiest notion that there is such a thing as the interwebs, and that people who are free to say what they think will pretty much...say what think. I don't think they realize what an institutionalized joke they've become.
Here are some of the "suggestions" the GOP has received:
We need to train an army of Ninja Cats. Cats are natural born hunters and predators, and it is known that they indeed have 9 lives, many more than the typical human life (being one). They are also excellent at hiding themselves and would be ideal for sneaking into countries and assassinating communist leaders to lessen the ever growing threat of communism, finding key terrorist leaders and shattering the global terrorist network. Loyal to their trainers, the cats could rain destruction and fear throughout the world, and if ever captured would never tell who they are serving. Finally, after they have solved the worlds problems, they could serve as border patrol and show unflinching resolve at keeping illegals where they belong, anywhere but here.
End the LYBERAL MITH OF EVOLUSION. My granddaddy wasnt no monkey.
Americans need equal access to unicorns and rainbows to overcome barriers in the pursuit of sparkly happiness. Traditionally, unicorns have been too rare to truly impact the world and rainbows are too tied to occurrences in nature. Recent technological advances however make these limitations part of our dark past. The democratization of unicorns and rainbows is crucial for the US to be a major player as a world happiness leader in the future. Let the US be a shining light for the world, and let the shining light come from a the horn of a unicorn and sparkle in all colors of the rainbow.
There are not nearly enough funny hats in the government. Please institute a hat policy similar to that of the vatican where the hilarity of the hat scales with the importance of the government official.
Question: Do the badges we can earn on this site give us the power of arrest? Or are they redeemable for cash and other prizes? Also, if I earn enough badges, can I put a saddle on Michelle Bachman and ride her like an Apaloosa pony?
Abolish fractions! They make my head hurt.
Ban Twilight. Jesus knows vampires have fangs and don't sparkle. You can't lie to Jesus.
I would like to see a river of fire built between the US and Mexico. I would also like level 12 mages to guard the border just in case.
If you've seen the movie Deep Blue Sea, then you already know the answer to securing our great country. Smart sharks. Maybe with lasers.
And, of course, the perennial favorite:
ALL YOUR GOP ARE BELONG TO US
This is where the clueless part becomes oh-so-obvious...
I suppose none of them have ever read the comments on YouTube, or participated in an online forum, or are like John McCain, and don't even have the foggiest notion that there is such a thing as the interwebs, and that people who are free to say what they think will pretty much...say what think. I don't think they realize what an institutionalized joke they've become.
Here are some of the "suggestions" the GOP has received:
We need to train an army of Ninja Cats. Cats are natural born hunters and predators, and it is known that they indeed have 9 lives, many more than the typical human life (being one). They are also excellent at hiding themselves and would be ideal for sneaking into countries and assassinating communist leaders to lessen the ever growing threat of communism, finding key terrorist leaders and shattering the global terrorist network. Loyal to their trainers, the cats could rain destruction and fear throughout the world, and if ever captured would never tell who they are serving. Finally, after they have solved the worlds problems, they could serve as border patrol and show unflinching resolve at keeping illegals where they belong, anywhere but here.
End the LYBERAL MITH OF EVOLUSION. My granddaddy wasnt no monkey.
Americans need equal access to unicorns and rainbows to overcome barriers in the pursuit of sparkly happiness. Traditionally, unicorns have been too rare to truly impact the world and rainbows are too tied to occurrences in nature. Recent technological advances however make these limitations part of our dark past. The democratization of unicorns and rainbows is crucial for the US to be a major player as a world happiness leader in the future. Let the US be a shining light for the world, and let the shining light come from a the horn of a unicorn and sparkle in all colors of the rainbow.
There are not nearly enough funny hats in the government. Please institute a hat policy similar to that of the vatican where the hilarity of the hat scales with the importance of the government official.
Question: Do the badges we can earn on this site give us the power of arrest? Or are they redeemable for cash and other prizes? Also, if I earn enough badges, can I put a saddle on Michelle Bachman and ride her like an Apaloosa pony?
Abolish fractions! They make my head hurt.
Ban Twilight. Jesus knows vampires have fangs and don't sparkle. You can't lie to Jesus.
I would like to see a river of fire built between the US and Mexico. I would also like level 12 mages to guard the border just in case.
If you've seen the movie Deep Blue Sea, then you already know the answer to securing our great country. Smart sharks. Maybe with lasers.
And, of course, the perennial favorite:
ALL YOUR GOP ARE BELONG TO US
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