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Keeping it real.
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No I will not have phone sex with you!
Although I did have phone sex once with my ex... was kinda fun.. and by fun I mean weird because right in the middle of it my tv got possessed... came on.. and was super loud and all I could hear was:
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS...
Now the odd thing wasn't that my tv was possessed.. the odd thing to me was... who the fuck had it on Fox Kids channel!
Lmao......love it

Pffth I get turned on if the wind is blowing just right....
One time when Jus and I were skinny dipping.. a fish swam by and i started fucking the water...
I almost drowned... thank God Jus knew what to do...
I still don't think you are supposed to put it THERE when someone is choking on water .. he said it is like a dam and ya have to plug the hole.......![]()
I nearly wet myself laughing at that thought
